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Sup
No rekt thread?
jesus christ wtf
Remember, OP can't bump a thread so if you want it to stay around you have to contribute
Hey y'all, Sick-Kun is back.
If you don't know me, I started a thread a couple a days ago and I dumped a green text story that everybody liked. I'll dump a copy pasta of it below.
Making this thread since someone made a separate thread asking about Sick-kun(which surprised the shit of me).
So if anybody has any questions, ask away. I'm making this thread for that previous anon
>So back in highschool when i was 16 year old underage ban, I joined my theatre program in my school since i heard there were dozens of girls thirsty for the D(which was true, due to the influx of gays which left an overstock of pussy). I join and become friends with a lesbian, lets call her M(she's not the focus, her girlfriend is).
>I hit it off with M, a les who's short with the fattest booty this side of the Mississipi and eyes the same color of Walter White's meth.
>Very talented singer and actress, but a bit too much of a feminazi for me.
>Meet her gf through theatre. Tall, curvy, blonde. Perfect smile, pefect body, also had a big ol booty. 10/10 dick daimond on first glance
>hit it off with GF, gonna refer to her as D from now on (no homo)
>D and I both 16, have a lot in common (like all these stories go). We start hanging out outside of school and she's lowkey flirty with me
>hella dumb beta male, never notice until later
>M starts noticing, starts getting hella jealous
>At the same time all of this is happening, we're getting ready for my first big show/the biggest show my school has put on
>D ends up dying her hair black to fit her character
>HNNNNNNNG.jpg
>Out of pure fucking luck, D ends up being my main dance partner for one of the routines
>MOAR FUCKING HNNNNNG
>P.s at this point, im a relatively attractive guy, like 7/10 but i am bony as fuck and D thinks i can't lift her for one of the routines
>lift her on first try, she's impressed and compliments me
>DICK IS PURE UNREFINED COAL
if anybody remembers me, ill post part 2 of this story if requested
>D and I grow even closer as we spend tons of time rehearsing our dance
>rehearsals are daily and as opening night gets closer, we start doing weekend rehearsals which means an extra 4 hours of us all up on each other
>also means me SEEING DAT GOSH DARN BOOTY IS SWEATPANTS
>blah blah blah skip to opening night
>D is super nervous, so the whole time we're backstage im trying to calm her down
>"Trust me D, we've got this"
>"...but i don't know anon, what if i mess up?"
>"uh no, you wont. at all. You're great at this. believe in the me that believes in you"
>RARA FIGHT DA POWAH
>our routine goes ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT
>We go backstage, hug, and I can still feel her shaking from the nerves. Honestly, she was so warm and it felt nice that i could comfort her a bit
>She's starts calming down
>"...thanks, anon :)"
>I smile back at her and leave my hand on her back while she's still pretty close to me.
>M comes walking and sees us from the other side of the stage and sees us
>pure rage in her eyes
>M: "ummm anon, why is your hand there" in a tone so condescending I would've slapped her if I wasn't so hard from how i killed that routine
>D:" don't worry about it. He was just being there for me, so don't get pissed"
>M rolls her eyes like they we're on fucking ecstacy
>I turn my face away so they can't see how i'm my face twisted into a smile over the fact that D defended me.
>IknowWhatIMustDo.jpg
>blah blah blah show goes great. I end up sticking with theatre because i'm crushing on D, even though her and M are still together
>D and I start hanging out more, she starts telling me about their relationship problems and how M is jealous of me for no reason
>"no reason"
>time skip: couple months. M & D finally break up.
>Introduce character D's dyke best friend, V
If you're reading, just bump or ask ?s so the thread doesnt 404 too quick
Trap/sissy/CD/Mental illness Thread. NO FUCKING UGLY FAGS
It's Monday night, what's /b/ drinking?
>>714252781
chugging cans of busch, as is tradition.
nothing but i'm high as FUCK
bump for the drunks.
fb/insta thread
Old anon yes i did
>>714262709
more of the girl in the back?
Odd faps to guys, Even faps to girls.
Roll
>>714255899
Roll
Cringe thread anyone?
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHFNF7IwpvA
>>714242422
That's not really cringe, that's pretty cute.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGYviQwiGo
>>714242650
> 8 months old
> happy birthday
still don't see the cringe?
>>714257461
>filename
kek
>>714257461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
I sure hope this one turns out better than the last one I just left. Fuck. GIVE ME REKT
is there any real credible threat to American military power?
North Korean nukes
>>714225804
Not at the moment. Maybe China in 20-30 years.
Global opinion.
Vietnamese farmers with outdates weapons.
chuu
op claiming id
Ask a very mentally ill necrophile anything (that's not incriminating) for the next hour.
I will be dumping gore and dead bodies to keep the thread bumped and strongly encourage anyone who likes what they see to bump or post some gore too.
>>714248040
>>714248040
Post some negrophilia you sissy!
>>714248155
>>714248211
>negrophilia
piggu disgustingu
I'll post some necro-worthy pics though
hentai trap thread
Asian thread. Only sluts please
>>714253487
ITT You post pictures of perfection, and I ruin your world, again
>>714253632
Shit now what am I supposed to fap to?
fb/insta fap
>>714256351
whats her name?
>open pimpmygun
>make a gun
>post results
pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.php
Do you know nothing of how guns work?!
You can't even aim with it. There is no scope.
2/10 cannot go bang
>>714248368
Fight me faggot
it spins really, really, fast
Ylyl thread.
If you post a banana, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
a banana
>>714251701
What have your mother done to you?
PA Thread. 215 nudes welcome
Any 420 bros wanna meet up in 215
Reppin 610
No, I don't want to hang out with any of you faggots, just got home from work.
General McLane baby!
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