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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ive broken into a house, people are in here.
Can't go outside as some kids are running around.
What do I do? This is a store room, plenty of places to hide in case they come.
>>686105350
jump out of the closet and claim you are the police. when they ask to see your badge punch em in the face then steal their children
>>686105432
Would if I had a fucking gun.
why are you on your phone instead of trying to break out? You should turn yourself in
>>686105350
Wait until they leave / go to sleep, as you contemplate the poor life choices that got you to this point.
Once the coast is clear, poop behind the sofa and leave.
Why are you there?
Anyone interested?
I never understood why prospective mass shooters don't manage to get the high score because of stupid reasons.
"Rodger drove to the Alpha Phi sorority house at Embarcadero del Norte and Segovia Road near the University of California Santa Barbara.He knocked on the sorority house door for a few minutes. After no one answered, he began shooting people who were nearby."
If you are hellbent to kill as many as you can and die that day, you'd think you wouldn't be thwarted by a lock door. Couldn't he just break in from a window? He had guns
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Nigga was high as shit, and not too smart either. A motherfucker stupid enough to ditch the LA high life with film producer daddy and expensive food, cars and generally lots of money deserves going down with a shit score.
All this could have been solved if the idiot fucking discovered vidya games.
>>686102857
He was playing vidya like mmo's but apparently didn't find anyone there either
I kinda wonder how it'd be playing vidya with him
>>686103003
A lot of autistic rage I'd imagine.
Nerves, adrenaline and all that
I would imagine a mass shooting is stressful for the shooter as much as everyone else. That being said, it does seem like it should be that hard
>>686102857
Fucking this. This guy was a stupid cunt. He could have done so much more for the world. How can you fail in life with foundations as that? He had money, education if he wanted, connections..
I get pissed everytime this fag pops up. Fucking cunt.
Balkan thread
Balkanske picke,general balkan thread
>>686102846
Ok /b/, you know the drill.
Dubs or guess name for nudes
victoria
>>686099706
roll
>>686099706
ROLL
>>686100742
reroll
>>686099706
rollz
ITT: we post phone numbers of people we hate and other anons prank call them tell them that they will rape and murder them yadda yadda yadda post vocaroo results for bonus points
trips or 69 are the winners
not an army request, we only prank those numbers that have again either trips or 69 aaaaaaaad go
>pic not related
>>686097888
fuck OP here of course i got trips gonna roll again if this thread gets going. there is a cunt or two i truly hate
>>686097888
ill bump a few, comeon /b/ this has potential
last bump fuckers yall aint no fun n e more bunch of niggerlovers
>>686097888
Bump
>>686098814
thx anon maybe it will get going , idk i thought it would be fun and also we could make someone happy by pissing off a fellow anons hated one
Gay shotacon thread!
innocent
GET THIS THREAD OFF THE GROUND GOD DAMN IT
Witch cartoon character would you fuck if they where real /b/?/.
>>686096833
Shrek
Coraline.
> This fish from Spongebob.
Swimsuit thread go
Where the fuck is the rekt thread?
(Don't have any rekt content yet so i'm using a stick)
>>686090232
>>686090232
fixed that for ya OP
Let me dumb what I have
1/5
>>686092936
Cock, wrong webm. Lemme try again.
1/5
>>686093089
That was 2/5
3/5
The status of human should be taken away from women. They should be lower than animals.
>>686095300
And if they were, they would still dominate OP.
she really hurt you didnt she?
lol.
>>686095300
Was it your mom or some girl with self respect that made you act out like a 10 year old?
>>686095445
>>686095655
whiteknight normie faggots spotted
>>686095300
Sorry about the divorce, man.
>>686095775
edgelord manchild faggot spotted
brown girls ... cont
indian / paki / nri / arab / trini
>>686102506
>>686102609
can't you chill out man? i know you're mad from the other thread but this is getting silly
>>686102506
Damn I did a pretty shit job in that one didnt I
Waifu Claim Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>This means no RP and ERP
>Pretend to be normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Fubuki claimed
Spike is a whore.
Delete this.
Mine was first.
Supporting this thread
>>686102078
This desu~
>Rattle
Just as i wanted to post
When you outgrow atheism, will you apologize to your parents for your juvenile "atheist" phase?
My parents are dead.
>>686099532
LET US ALL REJOICE IN TITTIES
>>686099532
Faggot.
>>686101366
>>686101386
>ITT
The number your post ends in is how you will take your next shit.
If you roll dubs or trips you have to post pics for proof
>>686095644
Shit.
go go gobots
>>686095575
I need to take a shower anyway
>>686095575
roll
So riddle me this christfags.
If vanity is considered an example of pride wich is one of the 7 deadly sins, why isn't god considered the ultimate sinner for being so vain that he kills entire cities and sends people to hell for not praising his name or aknowledging him as the creator? Seems like a bit of a contradiction to me.
because he isn't man
>>686094777
its a lot like somebody making a game and only they can change the rules. if you actually read the whole bible after a while he just gets bored and changes things
>>686095076
God is the dungeon master and we are just adventurers going through life. He has an entirely different rule book than us.
>>686094777
Also checked
God can do contradictory things because he's god. gg atheists, Jesus wins
>>686099839
Love these bubbles pics when they're done well.
>>686099839
Any advice on getting some curry spice in my life?
Who else thinks Game of Thrones is an overrated TV Show?
I watched a few of the recent episodes, seems like a Adult Soap with shitty fight scenes. Can't believe so many people worship it.
Everything that has ever been popular is overrated. Nothing is as good as its hardcore die hard fans make it out to be
>>686086460
That's true, but the amount of hype everyone gives it on social media it ridiculous. Considering how the show actually is. I mean, the story seems decent, but the actual performance is pretty bad.. Seems like it would have been much better left on book than ported to TV.
>>686086057
Read the books if you want to enjoy GoT. The show us for normie casual fagets with simple minds.
Show is shite. Mildly entertaining at times, at best.
>>686086057
First three seasons were average at best, after that it became more and more Soap. The thing is anon, people live fads like they're oxygen and there's a lot of borderline normies who think they are edgy so they go liking a medieval fantasy series to appear sophisticated. There's even fuckers who read books after watching a series or movie and say they read the book first just to magically increase their edginess level.
Creeper Shot Thread
>>686093789
will bump
What's up New Mexi/b/ros?
Anybody partaking in the protests?
oh hey a new mex thread
ABQ here
all these fucking morons are just making this city and state look even more pathetic
>>686091157
Right? Dumb mother fuckers.
Anyone in eddy county?
>>686091157
Yep, trump talks about building a wall around the state, making a riot like this is a great way to prove him wrong
