My friends and i have been having fun in bars in New York City doing the following.
>talk about a guy named Edward and how much of an asshole he is
>then start to generalize it
>all edwards are useless
>edwards don't take responsibility for their children
>edwards are lazy
>i wouldn't want my sister dating an edward
>etc
We have fun seeing how long it takes people to catch on to what we're really saying. Yes, we've been asked to leave bars.
Recently we've had fun with imagining n-worded names like NWord Scissorhands and N-Word G Robinson.
Anyone got any they can think of?
>>684116313
Edward Nigger Hands.
Yeah OP I feel you, when I was 9 I kept saying 'buck you' to my teacher, and saying she can't get mad because it's not a curse. Glad to hear you're still a child at heart in an increasingly cynical world.
>>684116528
yeah see not as funny. you're kind of missing the joke.
>>684116528
although i ahve also done the joke
>knock knock
>bartender says who's there
>i say nigger
>and then she screams in anger
>never get tot he punchline.
then i turn it around and say now you do it.
and of course they chicken out
>bartender: knock knock
>me: who's there
>n-word
>i'm sorry, no offense, but i will NOT be opening the door
Like this one? How to use?
>>684116253
I will put this all in her mouth and in her ass
>>684117338
Show ass and feet
>>684117595
moarr nude photo. Im new here
does anybody want to continue a dropbawks thread without it getting sunk by a spastic?
please. that guy was a faggot. we know who im talking about
reposting last link
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/og7vbvlqbfrz99q/AAC3JccjXalzr2pCPNCHsllba
>>684116112
Was just gonna post rhis before 404
Only box i have atm
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/bs478eul1g7g0ke/AABS6gLshIEJHVzibHU3bB_Za?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y6epvjteryqwh4r/AABBRRaCZQDAoQ8gox0Vkzaga?dl=0
Bored in English class. Give me something interesting to do /b/.
Trips decide.
And no, I will not suck the guy in front me dick. He's a downy.
suck the one sitting behind you off
>>684116333
Checked and poke downy with pencil
>>684116444
That was quick
>>684116444
Winrar
feels thread, /b/.
my dad called me a mutant yesterday. he said that i will never do shit in my life and that i'm a fucking failure. he's probably right
teenage mutant ninja turtles
Get out there and prove that fucker wrong, take a risk, take a chance, shove a set of keys for a new Bentley in his face in 5 years time and walk off.
Thats what I did, anythings possible anon.
>>684115522
Triple Dubs confirms it as the truth, get out there and get money OP.
My dad gang raped me with his mates.
When I went to the police twice they didn't believe me.
I killed him and one of his friends.
Left them naked in the basement.
Called the cops.
I'm in jail for 30-life
Pretty sure my life's fucked
hello /boxxy/!
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and
Wanna see her sucking cocks?
>>684117156
Only if they are BBCs
>>684117156
yes
I'm pretty sure her cock doesn't suck that much anon.
Sure
Does any one else get pissed off when you see an ellipses...
They just... grind my gears...
Ted cruz went onto stage quiet as a mouse like always he fixed his tie and sighing he opened his mouth to speak"I-...I TED CRUZ promise to make your chicken hot pie not from turkey however but from chicken."He had said the most rational thing ever.from a distance he saw his lover Donald Trump.Donald chomped his popcorn and sipped his drink loudly he then winked at Ted. ted blushed at the aged handsome he let out a awkward smile . From a distance bernie,hillary,ugly bitch sat together they gave a questionable face.it was Donalds turn to go on stage he skipped onto stage showing off his handsome body then he hold still and he said loudly"We need to build a wall."Everybody clapped loudly Hillary flipped her hair giving her annyoed face. Donald soon standed aside Ted then he groped his buttcheek then he whispered to cruz"im gonna smash that wall of yours." Glady hillary bernie ugly bitch didnt see anything Donald Quickly grabbed Teds arms Ted asked confuse"Donaldsan?"He roughly said"Shush Teddy bear......" Hillary quickly started a runt her beastly eyes glared at them.
Like an example is usually on Facebook I see beaner parents use them often.
Like they will be like
Happy b day... love you
Hope...it's...good
Ted stayed their quiet looking into donald dull blue eyes just looking at them made his body tickle then donald said"Im gonna fuck you..."Ted never this much nervousness ted gathered his bravely together and whsipered into donalds cute little ears"K." The hot air hit donalds ear making twitch in the background hillary clinton was screeching like a banshee bernie shouted "TEDY SAN!?"was left heartbroken the crowd stayed quiet nothing could be heard only the breathing of the two love birds Donald struggled with self control he just wanted to fill teds mouth with his member he still groped onto teds arm shakingly they both still stood still.
>>684117542
Dawg, even skimming that upset me
We all know about holohoax already, but when did you stop believing in the spinning dreidel-earth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ3-0c2EglA
>>684116895
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>>684117137
woah
Can't wait for the rounders to show up and start talking about it can only be round cause muh gravity would compress into a perfect sphere.
>>684116895
Turtles all the way down.
7 decides?
I'm actually playing through FFIX right now, too! I named her 'Gary'.
So, roll for Gary.
>>684116189
Name her Gary
AnalCake
Gary
>i- is is still h-happening?
>>684117091
Yeah
>>684117091
Bump
>>684117307
>>684117396
Where is everyone? It's Friday.
Obama administration will be sending a letter to every public school in the US that anymore can use any bathroom or locker room they want. What does /b/ think about this?
>>684115857
It's a good thing.
An oppurtunity to take advantage of the system while it lasts
America used to be cool.
>>684116108
Now I can jack off in women's high bathrooms.
Thanks Obama!
/b/ I need help. Can you determine how mad my best friend is?
>months ago I post some snaps of her in bra here
>give account names
>fucked up
>she forgives me
>im a fucking retard and post her pics again
I just want to fucking die
Post pics.
You've already posted pictures of her here, so it doesn't matter anymore. If you let us see what you posted, then we can give you better advice.
>>684115195
Also OP, if you're a dude, wtf is wrong with you? Gonna make this bitch yours? If no peepee, post teetee.
My neighbor smokes weed. The doorway smells of weed all the time. How do I get the cops to arrest this piece of shit junkie?
>weed
>junkie
Geez, you must not have friends.
>>684116255
>call me police
>report a murder
>kill you self
>????
>profit for everyone
2016 and you care about someone smoking weed, kill yourself
>>684116255
Just leave him alone, also if you are still adamant on being a dickhead, call the police and once they smell the weed outside the door they can enter and arrest him due to probable cause.
>>684116359
/thread
Whats up faggots remember me of course you do because im at least a billion times then all you fags combined just look at my sex
i mean look at ym fucking face how can some girls resist lads
>>684117107
Ok.
>>684117222
Nice trips man
another pic
I'll drop the freshest pizza for odd numbered trips.
>111,333,555 etc.
Roll bitches
Bump
>>684116695
>freshest
11 months ago.
there is another thread here
>>684116112
>>684117105
Threads full of moralfags
Who personally know Taylor Swift?
I need to contact her to ask for a donation of 100 000 $, is peanuts for her, but for me it will change my life.
I need her email address, home adress and ideas to convince her.
Very important: if there is a wealthy nice member of 4chan that can give me such 100 000 dollars or more, he does not hesitate.
jesus, another veiled trap thread
>>684116668
Stale pasta is stale
Let's instead chat about how hot she is
Just got this.
>>684113415
You're a fucking idiot.
>>684113415
Good for you?
if you take is out do you pee out both holes.
>>684113415
Why? Were you female before and now you're FtM transitioning?
Because if you are, did you have to have a small one?
Hi bois
show ass
>>684113362
Cmon guys im horny and alone
Sharpie in pooper
DO you think this girl is fuckable? Would you fuck her?
only if she asked nicely
>>684115451
Would she let me?
That's your answer.
>>684115451
Sure.
