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ITT: We all act nice till someone gets trips
>>675248728
Okay.
Has anyone seen daredevil season 2?
>>675248728
1) I'm always nice.
2) I never get trips.
The universe is, therefore, in equilibrium.
>>675248910
Nope but it seems like a great show
BEHOLD THE POWER OF TRIPS
>>675249326
Looks like this isn't your time friend
HAPPENING. Turn on the news.
>>675247873
WHAT YOUR A FAGGOT
BREAKING NEWS OP IS A CUCK
What is happening? I am at work, cant ser the news
>several people injured
whoa, the absolute madmen
what channel, my television is all static
>>675247998
Brussels going up in smoke.
YLYL
>>675247877
What movie is that?!?!?! I remember it had Jeff goldbloom
>>675248787
No, Charlie Sheen.
>>675248787
The Arrival. I don't think he was in it though.
meh mm meh meh meh because you'll do it meh meh mmmeh
That's what you sound like.
>>675248254
u wanna get slapped?
feels good to always be right
>that's you, that's how dumb you sound
>>675248437
go back to your twink.
TURN ON CNN!!
FFS IT S REALLY HAPPENING! AND NOW THERE ARE NO REPLIES???
>>675246703
Fuck off
>>675246892
don t think u can talk like that to me over the internet and get away with it faggot!!!
what's a cnn?
Hey CNN,you're really hot!
Roll for your superpowers /b/
Rollin'
scroll
Rawl
rolll
Rolly
Your thoughts?
>>675241093
Trump is a Zionist, he will do whatever action necessary the state of Israel needs for his Jewish grandchildren. That's how it works and that's why it matters more than ignorantly calling him like Hitler. Trump is NOT like Hitler. Trump is the OPPOSITE OF HITLER.
>>675241093
Or is it a coldly calculated case of keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
TRUMP!
>>675241582
No idiot, he made his own future Trump heirs JEWISH. Hitler would have never allowed that to happen within his own family, he didn't even want Jews to exist at all inside Germany.
>Or is it a coldly calculated case of keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.
You have it backwards, that's what JARED KUSHNER did. But now that Trump's family is Jewish, he cannot go against his own family that's just figurative suicide. They are more than...
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>>675241093
Not only did she get bred by a Jew, before her children were born she converted to Orthodox Judaism, so those kids are BORN JEWS.
>>675241093
Jewish racial heritage is passed down matrilineally, m8. You can't make a Jew with a goyische mother.
literal 10/10 thread
only post perfect 10/10s
>>675247000
Trips usually don't lie, but this time, they do.
>>675247000
bad troll
>>675247280
>>675247114
virgins
>>675247000
Nice trips, not a 10/10 but I'd fuck her
>>675247699
nice dubs
Rare Pepe???????
I'm straight, but like getting fucked in the ass. Girlfriend fucks me with a strap on, but lately I've been wondering if a real dick would feel better.
Anyone with experience in both or just thoughts?
>>675244319
How did you convince your gf to fuck you in the butt and not think less of you as a gay homo queer not worthy of her?
>>675245013
She's not a self righteous asshole?
>>675245270
You sound like a self righteous asshole yourself.
>>675245386
By liking a sex act? Ok, you're obviously intelligent.
>>675245270
Most girls would lose all respect for you, even if you don't notice it right away. She will subconciously see you as less of a man and end up taking a cock herself to feel desirable.
Jennifer Lawrence
Correct.
cute
Florida Thread last one prund
Miami dade B.A.
Im in FL too wtf is last one prund
>>675244689
407 reportin in
buump
We need more 904 other than her
See some pussy?
I have the power to teleport to anywhere I want.
But you're naked every time you arrive somewhere after teleporting.
For me, it would have to be to freeze time and unfreeze time whenever I feel like it
>>675244930
But you can only do it it every other hour
My power is that i can shoot death lazers out of my finger when i flip people off
>>675245312
You can only flip off people who are on fire.
My power: I am immune to restrictions of any kind.
I have 100% luck
>>675245312
But you can't point said death laser at anyone. Mine would be to switch genders at will.
New Hunger Games Thread
First 23 (+Garmfield) get in, post image and name
(also not trying to whore my shit but this is where garmfield's from if you like him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCi WejZ4Nbs)
>>675248829
garmfield for url
Jack Daniels
>>675248829
Hat Jojo
Giant Douche
Takarada
TT: We badly describe video games and other guess them.
>try to steal a pirate ship
>get kidnapped by the pirates
>their captain is a reverse trap
Mario Party
>>675247060
Does that even happen in Mario Party or you're just shitposting?
Reposting from last thread cause i need to know
I can't remember much but I'll try
>3d game on ps1 demo disc
>dark, the playable level looked like a factory
>went around collecting shit, maybe killing things
>the only real thing i remember is you had to do a huge jump near the end of the level to collect a thing
>vertical jump off a pad or some shit
God i would love to know what this game is but...
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>2d man
>gravity
>indie
>>675247408
>indie
probably a variation of Autism Simulator
Real /nzg/ thread
Don't tell the filthy scrubs
Why are IDs even gone?
>>675245420
Your national bird is a fucking bi-pedal koosh ball with a needle sticking out of it. Not to mention it shares it's name with a fucking fruit. Furthermore, you remind everyone of Australia, but then we soon remember that you are slightly worse. Get fucked cunt.
>Christchurch
Here as usual
>>675245814
Isn't it haram to curse?
>>675245420
Central Auckland reporting. Guarantee shitposts incoming.
Hey, I'm in a dilemma. Theres a video of me uploaded on youtube filmed at my school getting put in a bin getting pushed around.
Now, this video is already on over 5000 views and its gaining lots every hour,
How can I get the video taken down, I have reported it but it is still up. Everyone will be watching it and I will get it so hard at school. What do ?
>>675244154
Why did people throw you into a trash can?
>>675244154
hey look! its that white bitch who is known for fucking niggers.
>>675244154
we can only help if you post a link
>>675244154
>I will get it so hard at school. What do ?
bring lube
>>675244531
na I cant put it up here because then it will get much more views and I dont want people seeing it
Can we start a "what the faq did I just see" thread?
hail the queen
>>675244525
This Queen?
http://frtyb.com/go/gQ0i_bAaEj/Omekle
>>675244525
Hail
Judy is not amused
Any porn yet?
hail queen emma. HAIL
Anyone else playing the Automatron dlc right now? Thoughts? I'm loving this shit!
>>675242505
oh shit, i forgot thats just came out. i have season pass.
Bamp. Some of you fags must be playing.
>>675242917
Me too dawg, had my season pass for 4 months. Glad I'm finally getting some use out of it.
>>675243199
>>675242988
Can someone help me with all these dubs?
>>675243199
my problem is the last patch. i use the dogmeat duplication glitch a lot to arm all my settlers with a standard weapon. guess im going to have to clone a shitload of my current standard laser rifle and call it good
