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>>767421189
inb4 that one guy spams that this isn't /soc/
>>767421263
this isn't /soc/
but, I will reverse (You) cute femanons ITT
>>767421189
Learning to suck dicks, I see ?
>>767421189
Is that a girl or guy.
So hard to tell nowadays
Pup
Daily Most Enjoyable Berserk Thread
Come in and read some chapters with everyone!
It's not porn, but it's still pretty good.
Links to read Berserk online:
http://www.mangareader.net/96/berserk.html
http://mangasee.co/manga/?series=Berserk
http://readberserk.com/
Links to Berserk torrent:
https://anidex.info/torrent/23844
https://anidex.info/torrent/27157
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/view/466995
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/view/959481
https://nyaa.pantsu.cat/view/955671
http://www.evil-genius.us/
It's a manga that's been running for 20+ years now, and it's pretty incredible. One of the things that's most interesting about it, is that the author has basically reinvented himself in his style several times throughout the series, while still keeping it true to its roots. During the first 10 volumes (referred to collectively as the "Golden Age" arc), it's basically gritty 80s style manga of purely dark medieval warfare, becoming borderlined historical fiction. but in volumes 11-12+ literally hell opens up and pours itself onto earth evil...
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Rolling because I'm bored
>>767418569
Roll
rull
Rollin
>>767418569
Fuck it
roll
This is gay roll
tried /fit/ but its full of homos
Calisthenics the best way to exercise?
It's better than zero exercise.
There is no 'best' way, just exercise and be fit mang
>>767416326
yes
advice: look for thenx channel on yt
>>767416326
You get a moar hormonal response from calisthenics. But make sure to change up your variations like different push-ups, going slowly down on pull-ups. This makes the workouts more challenging whem they start to get easier if weights aren't available. Also ch3ck 'em
jerk off 5 times a day or more
First three words that come to mind
>>767418873
Like my wife
>seriously got a brown girl wife, that could be her
>>767418873
Rim job incoming
shit stain crease
Shit hole country
>>767418873
My wife has a nice brown stain like that
Quads get my gf's nudes and one video
roll titties for jesus
>>767417380
roll
roll
Not fucking worth quads
>>767417380
don't need nudes
just more of her pretty face
ITT we act like civil, well-mannered gentlemen. That is, until somebody rolls trips (if this is trips it doesn't count)
>good evening everybody
>bumping to get the ball rolling
A fine spring evening it is gentlemen. I trust you are all well?
>>767416122
Doing well, thank you for asking. Tell me, have your horses done well this season?
>>767416122
indeed my good man.
I hope you fine chaps are sitting back and enjoying a drink this fine evening
If you were brainwashed as a child into believing in the magic invisible floating faggot in the sky, what is it that keeps you believing as an adult? Is it cowardice? In other words, fear of death? Or is it simply too humiliating and embarrassing to acknowledge that your favourite god is just as fake as the thousands of other gods that you know are fake?
>>767416316
To blindly say that there is nothing, is just as short-sighted as blindly following a faith.
We don't know. Everything else is personal beliefs and opinions.
>>767416316
It doesn't cost people anything to believe or not believe in something.
They'd rather take the chance on being right than take the chance of being wrong.
Don't be a child.
>>767416435
Do you apply this same agnosticism to every fictional character in every fiction book and movie in history? If not why not?
>>767416616
Going to church every Sunday over a lifetime wastes months of your life and costs tens of thousands of dollars.
>>767416316
I have a couple questions for you then.
1.what is your moral compass or do you not have one? the whole "I am good to people because I am human" shit is a complete fucking lie.
2.why do all atheists have trouble with the concept of faith?
3.if you are right and there is no divinity,no absolute divine power and you are a cut above the rest, how are you doing in your life? wouldn't it make sense for you to BE something if you didn't spend time dealing with false gods and focusing...
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If Sylvester Stallone was a men's fragrance, he'd be Sylvester Cologne
>>767416404
If Sylvester Stallone was a musical artist, he'd be
Sylvester Mallone
>>767416404
If Sylvester Stallone was a duplicate he would be Sylvester Stallclone
I chuckled audibly
>>767416404
If Sylvester Stallone was an Apple product, he'd be Sylvester iPhone
>>767416404
If Sylvester Stallone was never loved, he'd be
Sylvester Alone
If you were invisible where would you masturbate?
>>767415991
fixed pic for you
>>767415991
at home with the door closed like a civilized fucking human
my bedroom, but with the door open
every girls house that goes to my college
>>767415991
No where I want my ass fucked
Is it actually possible to become straight
I mean I'm almost 30, never dated a dude but girls have asked me out so many times.
kinda just thinking of killing myself at this point
Sorry kid, nobody cares. Do what you want. Be gay or be a-sexual. Find meaning elsewhere.
>>767416515
yeah true
Well my only goal in life now is to post nudes of THE 26yo clayton kendall
One piece swimsuit thread cont.
>>767414885
>>767415268
One piece you fuck
bump for interest
What's the best fetish and why is it guro
>>767416629
Continue.
>>767416629
Don't start a thread with only one image you faggot.
>>767416818
go back to /s/ you field nigger
>>767416629
I wouldn't jack off to it but it is interesting to see what people come up with
Hello you disgusting fucking faggots.
/v/ Nominates 32 fighters to fight for the Champion's Belt and a chance to fight in the 33rd Mania where their deepest wish will be granted.
This week we're having a site wide event and we want you faggots (against our better judgementto nominate a fighter, so please pick who you think represents the board the most.
how about you go fuck yourself and your faggity ass make believe tournament
>>767414190
Oh here you fucking idiot let us nominate an completely anonymous user who we don’t even know their name to fucking compete in your faggoty ass fucking competition
>>767414439
Fine.
One for Anon, Not like he wasn't nominated before.
Come on you niggers, show me that a fucking scrao of your humor exists
Really faggots that's it?
Habbo Hotel Black guy
ITT: POST HUMILIATING TRUE STORIES
>Be 17
>Younger brother 14
>Have yearly physical exam at doctor’s office
>Because our appointments are at the same time, they have both me and my brother in the exam room, naked except for our underwear
>Mom and dad are also in the exam room because the waiting room is so crowded
>Already feel humiliated because Im basically naked in front of my brother and parents
>Exam progresses normally, checking the usual shit
>Sitting on the exam table, next to brother and facing parents
>Doctor pulls down my undies a bit and presses against the area right above my cock and asks me to cough
>Parents and brother can pretty much see my penis (which is, as I learned later, small for my age and size)
>I can feel my face burning red
>It gets worse
>Doctor does the same thing to my brother
>His penis is fucking massive (at least 6 inches flaccid, compared to my 2 inch flaccid dick)
>Feel really humiliated
>Exam is mostly done but we have to answer questions
>Asks if I’m sexually active, say no (I was a virgin then and still have now years later)
>Doctor asks my brother and he says yes
>Face burning red again
>Doctor tells brother about importance of safe sex etc...
>Exam ends and we leave
Never felt more humiliated in my life. My brother is a total alpha now.
Who is girl??
>>767415129
did this really happen OP?
no fucking way this is real
post more stories for proof
>>767415129
When I got drunk at a party, my boyfriend convinced me to make out with his dog, rim her, and play with her pussy... for months i was called a lesbo dog lover by everyone in school. I wanted to kill myself.
its time
Roll
roll
rolo
rollie
Rollo
Why do guys go for small asians like her? No body to talk of. She doesn't even look sexual to me, I couldn't get turned on at all. Anyone?
BIG TITS. seriously, those are huge for her tiny frame.
She is ez to pick up if u know what i mean
Because everything is about sex.
Except sex.
Sex is about power.
You can have complete power over a small, young, hairless Asian.
>>767412090
Lol lil dicks lil chicks
>>767412194
Look again. That's probably all bra.
Thanos did nothing wrong
>>767413564
Who?
>>767413564
He killed a nigger. Good job Thanos
Agreed
He didn't press his veiny purple monster dick against the tail end of black window and shplurt his space goo into her face.
>>767413564
So how many people end up getting killed?
Dubs gets her nudes
Clothed pic to start
roll
ezpz
>>767417188
lmao got em
roll
Confess.
>>767414139
i stole my brother's weed
>>767414139
I am happy with my life
>>767414619
Weed is a degenerate drug. You must clean yourself from such unholy acts.
>>767414139
I'm pretty sure I'm the father of my buddy's kid. Had sex with his wife one night after a party when he was passed out and she was feeling lonely. They were struggling to have a kid (he has motility issues), so when she turned up pregnant shortly afterwards, he was ecstatic. We look enough alike that no one would be able to tell.
Don't want to fuck up his life, so haven't said anything. Never will.
