Deutschlandfaden Fortsetzung!!!
Fragen
1.) Was ist euer bevorzugtes Getränk?
2.) große oder kleine Titten?
3.) Warum studierst du nichts vernünftiges?
4.) Bin ich jetzt schwul, weil ich OP bin?
5.) Kennst du jemanden mit einer Geschlechtskrankheit?
6.) Hitlerwichse?
7.) Spermaschleuder?
8.) Nazis lecken?
Musiktipp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLTDKUUUcB0
>>710493201
ich hoffe der thread stirbt gleich wieder mit diesen saudummen fragen
>>710493201
>1.) Was ist euer bevorzugtes Getränk?
Schwip Schwaz zero oder türkischer Apfeltee mit Honig
>2.) große oder kleine Titten?
kleine Titten
>3.) Warum studierst du nichts vernünftiges?
Weil ich kein Abi habe
>4.) Bin ich jetzt schwul, weil ich OP bin?
Immer
>5.) Kennst du jemanden mit einer Geschlechtskrankheit?
Ja. Kumpel von mir hatte mal Syphilis
>6.) Hitlerwichse?
Nein
>7.) Spermaschleuder?
Auch nicht
>>710493201
>1.) Was ist euer bevorzugtes Getränk?
keine Präferenz
>2.) große oder kleine Titten?
Große
>3.) Warum studierst du nichts vernünftiges?
weil ich kein Abitur hab
>4.) Bin ich jetzt schwul, weil ich OP bin?
für viele ja, für mich nicht
>5.) Kennst du jemanden mit einer Geschlechtskrankheit?
hatte mal Chlamydien (zu viel ohne Gummi gevögelt)
- Cola
- bevorzuge beides (meine Frau hat Große)
- weil ich zu krank bin
- OP ist immer Schwul
- Jo, derjenige hatte Tripper
- Wat?
- Selten
- Wat?
mein Musiktipp -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIyj8BAbaX4
YLYL THREAD
Pause a movie at 22:22. Screencap. Other Anons guess.
The Usual Suspects
>>710502759
The Italian Job
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh Furiday floofs!
mornin.
>>710500895
Greetings Mer Ethereal.
Stop right there! This street is closed because of illegal dubs
Show your pockets
>>710497124
O-officer, I'm clea-a-an...R-r-right..?
>>710497124
Lower your hand, officer Faggotino. I’m clear.
I'm clean too.
Get the fuck out of my face you civilian faggot
Chubby / Fat / Whale Thread
My gfs puss..
bump
>>710491791
I'd be more interested in the car to be honest. That looks like it might be a better replica than the plastic mold looking one Jeff Dunham has, which was actually used in the movie.
wow tonight is slow
Why can't atheists admit they have formed their own religion?
be christian
>the bible is holy
>no one can disprove my creator
>God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit
>something (God) came from nothing
>church & tide
>prayer
be atheist
>evolution is holy
>no one can disprove the big bang THEORY
>Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris
>something (universe) came from nothing
>4chan & 4chan passes
>reddit circlejerks
kek anon, why are you still religious?
YOU POST THIS GODDAMN THREAD EVERY FUCKING DAY FOR AN ETERNITY NOW WITH THE SAME PICS EVERYTIME FINALLY HANG YOURSELF OR GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS AND ILL COME OVER AND STICK A BIBLE SO DEEP INTO UR ASS ULL CHOKE ON IT
>>710503925
Why can't atheists admit they have formed their own religion?
be christian
>the bible is holy
>no one can disprove my creator
>God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit
>something (God) came from nothing
>church & tide
>prayer
be atheist
>evolution is holy
>no one can disprove the big bang THEORY
>Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris
>something (universe) came from nothing
>4chan & 4chan passes
>reddit circlejerks
kek anon, why are you still religious?Why can't atheists admit they have formed their own religion?
be christian
>the bible is holy
>no one can disprove my creator
>God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit
>something (God) came from nothing
>church & tide
>prayer
be atheist
>evolution is holy
>no one can disprove the big bang THEORY
>Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris
>something (universe) came from nothing
>4chan & 4chan passes
>reddit circlejerks
kek anon, why are you still religious?
>>710503925
this is now a loli thread
Dump your 10/10s
ITT the best game ever made
>>710483947
DUNDUNDUN DUN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUND
>>710484061
ayy lmao
just for the arcade games really but campaign was great as well
>>710483947
Thief 1 & 2 shat all over this.
So did,
Civ2, moonstone; a hard days knight, rolling Ronnie, red alert 1, roller tycoon 1, Abe's odyssey, dungeon keeper 2, TA, quake 1... Deus ex, aoe, Witcher, dune2000, tenchu, breath of fire 2, hitman, Morrowind.
You're gonna put fucking Vegas before even half of those? Ya numpty fucken pleb. The story was better than FO3 but ffs nigga.
>>ITT: Women who piss you off stories
>be me, 21
>still virgin
>have two best friends, both girls
>not the hottest chicks in the world, but they get laid enough
>we're three nerds, decide to go to this big comic book convention
>it lasts five days, so we rent a house for that week
>my birthday was during those days, fantasize about getting some sexy present by them
>they cosplay some anime characters, I simply go as a photographer
>first couple of days, nothing happens
>third day, my birthday, still nothing happens
>celebrate and stuff, but not the threesome i dreamt about
>bummer, fap, take a shower, go to bed
>next day, two guys start hitting on my friends
>wander around with us for the whole morning
>one of my friends takes me aside and tells me that they want to have lunch with them
>"sure why not"
>"no, i mean you go somewhere else"
>"wtf"
>"don't worry, we'll make it up to you"
>walk away on my own
>afternoon, convention is big and i can't find them anywhere
>try to call them, no answer
>whatever, fuck those whores
>spend the afternoon on my own
>evening, try to call them again but no answer
>fuck it, go home
>find empty pizza boxes in the kitchen
>"oh they're back"
>go to their room
>reach the door, hear loud moans
>take a peak
>see them riding those guys
>wtf
>can't stop staring tho, looks like a porn video
>kinda mad, kinda sad, still can't stop watching the whole
>stand there for 10-15 mins with a bother
>see all kinda shit: blowjobs, titjobs, one of them even did anal
>one of the guys cums inside my friend, after a couple of minutes the other one cums too
>run to my room and fap
>an hour later I go check if they're still there
>they left
>my friends notice me
>"oh hi!"
>"anonettes what the fuck?!"
>"shit, did you hear us?"
>"the whole building heard you"
>"ahah sorry, don't be jealous"
>"yeah whatever, it'd be nice if you did something like that for me tho"
>one of them bursts into laughter, the other says "ahah stop messing around"
>and that was the end of it
>>710489225
Before you ask, unrelated pic
The one on the right is known as KANA
>>710489347
Also, not my story
>>710489455
Nice try
i cringed harder than the cringiest of cringe threads
Anime feet thread! high quality only
this is a sinking boat
Bumping
R.I.P this thread :x
Clintons Emails
v/s
Trumps Sexual Assaults + 6 Bankruptcies + Fake Foundation + 5 yrs Birther-Lies + called women fat, piggy + Fraud Trump Univ + Putin puppet + 18 yrs tax evasion + $1 billion loss in a year + Praises Saddam's dictator style + Block Muslims + thin skin tweet insults + hired undocumented workers + hires foreign worker on low wages at his Florida resort + hires alt-right white supremacist to run his campaign + 11 million mass deportations + supports Mosques spying + want to control press + made fun of disabled people + Nuclear bomb fan + didn't pay & harass small biz + refuse to release tax returns + slams POWs + insults gold star family + convicted for housing racial discrimination + stop-n-frisk supporter + ranks women on physical form + disrespects NATO & Allies + brags on grabbing women by p**** + threatens to put opponents in prison + incites his supporters to use 2nd amendment + disrespects US judge + supports extreme prison torture + calls global warming chines hoax + lies on Trump employees on Obamacare + endorsed by KKK + calls Mexicans rapist & murderers + suggests punishment for abortions + 13 yrs old child rape allegations + lied on sex tape of Miss Univ + 5000+ lawsuits + 200+ guilty cases
Defend Trump, I dare you.
>>710498931
He's a cutie.
and?
>>710498931
he's pretty funny
>>710498153
Huh, nice I didn't have this one yet.
Does anyone know if she has any other videos?
>>710498333
Awesome, the only one I have is the one you shared via Google Drive.
Would you happen to have the others uploaded as well?
Rule34 - personal favorites edition. Pulling from all fictions, post the one character you'd most like to fuck. Pic related. Again
>>710482657
Losers.
>>710482783
shitman, nice artist rly
Pending dubs
>>710488088
Fuuuckkkkk
>>710488133
Dubs all over this bitch
Gorilla thread, black chicks optional
This
>>710491640
Killer alien tits.
>>710491640
pretty cool. gimme more
Name something a nigger would never say /b/
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>>710492926
"I do."
Yes, I bought that bike from the money of my office job and also bought one for my son that lives with me and his mother happily together
>>710492926
"Dad, can you help me with my homework?"
Who would win /b/?
Discuss.
>>710489332
pretty sure theyd all melt on jupiter, gg fuck u op.
>>710489332
I think that the massive gravity of Jupiter would suck in the blow dryers and crush them before they were able to get close enough to do anything.
The dryers but only if they stsrted with full gas tanks
>>710489442
But that's a lot of blowdriers
Cuck thread post picture of girlfriend, ex or wife and anon comments what they would do with her
i am tired of posting in cuck threads no one ever recognizes my wife
