Waifu Claiming Thread - We're not crazy edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>don't forget to be smug
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>679628220
https://youtu.be/fJdA7dwx6-4
Also general philology, but mostly Ancient Greek and History.
>claiming yume
>>679628502
>Am i a qt?
Are you a boat?
>>679628559
mandatory cc claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I8QFWGZ5UM
ugh
Grade A lady butts
/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!
Why are IDs even gone?
>>679614428
>Christchurch
Evening
>TFW early for once
Hillary Clinton
>going to bankrupt American people for shit healthcare bill
>going to shill money from America's tax dollars
>make us look like fools on world stage
Donald Trump
>going to boost economy with strategic business plans
>keep us safe
>going to have more allies than ever before
Is this even a choice /b/?
Bump cannot wait to MAGA
Bwump
The choice is pretty obvious
Donald Trump is going to be our new Emperor
wasdfasd
Hey faggots.
>>679617815
No U?
>>679617921
Hey Riley. Welcome back ^_^
Start rolling
>>679603247
Roll
>>679603247
>>679603669
Which one or both?
rolleh
>>679603669
rollin
YL/YL thread?
Oooo boy that sure is edgy
My cousin gave me her laptop to fix, I just found a whole bunch of pics of her.
If you can count to 4 i'll post her nudes
Nah...
1
2
3
New thread, improved edition: Restrictions that cancel out the ability aren't valid, and neither do restrictions that aren't logically possible or consistent.
Here's mine:
Regeneration that allows for biological immortality, stops aging me at around 25 years old.
>>679619899
Chek'm. Also, teleportation.
>>679619986
You never know where you will teleport.
>>679619899
You can't kill yourself.
Ability to siplace matter with my mind.
>>679620117
You can only displace radioactive elements.
What do you regret, /b/?
I regret never filing myself masturbate or lezzing out with my best friend when I was a teen. I still like girls that age and would watch videos of 11 year old me jilling off religiously.
I never got a video camera until I was well over 20. I miss my tiny body.
What about any of you fags? What do you look back on and regret?
>tits or gtfo
I got fat. Not showing my tits, the don't look good to anyone anymore. Another reason I wish I did what I never did. I wish I had proof I used to be young, tight, and sexy.
>>679611709
damn OP. i like u
>>679611709
More stories of preteen lesbian sex
I regret going down on this bitch with the lights off
passed out girls?
Diamonds. My dick. Just. Moar. Now.
Itt girls with eyes closed
>>679612226
Now this is a thread!
>>679612226
Potential
NEUER DEUTSCHER FADEN
Guten Morgen
Wie läuft das Leben bei euch
Was beschäftigt euch zur Zeit
Habt oder hatet ihr ne Freundin? Seit ihr zufriden mit ihr?
Welche strange musik hört ihr insgeheim?
Insert random picture
>>679607549
Hau ab du Opfer
chuj z niemcami
https://soundcloud.com/calauercalau/fragmatekk-alaa-alaa-1
zu früh das ganze
Roommate stories.
Tell us why your roommate is/was a total dumbass.
>>679616220
I got a CL roommate in his 60's who can't cook anything but microwave food. Every time he tries to make actual food, it's a disaster
>Be yesterday afternoon
>asleep since I work nights
>wake up, smell smoke
>go check to make sure house isn't burning down
>so much smoke, can barely see
>dumbass roommate has huge fan set up on kitchen counter, blowing smoke around the house
>no windows open, just spreading smoke around
wtfareyoudoing.tif
>"french fries got away from me"
>dumbass cooks french fries in skillet
>has attention span of a housefly
>leaves pan on full heat to go check craigslist for stupid shit
>utterly obsessed with looking at shit on craigslist
God damn it, I hate him so much sometimes...
>>679617084
I got more of him:
>Thinks he's going to be a handyman
>always bragging to the neighbors about how he used to fix up houses
>between 7 or 12 houses, depending on who he's talking to, I guess
>has absolutely no talent or skill at fixing/building anything
>doesn't know basic carpentry skills, like sanding anything
>rough-cut boards held together with those shitty self-tapping screws used for metal
>he uses self-tapping screws for everything, small threads pull out of stuff all the damn time
>shelves literally falling off the walls, because self-tappers pulled out of the drywall, and he didn't bother finding a stud.
>now he thinks people are going to pay for him to fuck up their homes...
>>679617974
>Works part-time now as a nurse
>used to work full time, but got laid off
>still perceived as a medical professional
>doesn't use soap to wash the dishes
>Doesn't wash the backs of plates at all
>just a nasty sponge and tepid water
>I finally broke down and bought my own damn plates, because I'm sick of having to rewash all of his shit. I hope he poisons himself.
i wake up and my roommate is just in my room
....all the time
Fuck a trap is gay?
>>679605201
Extremely
>>679605201
Not if the penis is effeminate.
Not at all
The gayest
s/fur
What's better for writing multiplayer browser games, Java or HTML5?
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
anyone got hermies
>>679610010
faggot
>>679610185
yes
Waifu thread
>early baked edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Early claim then.
Miho claimed
>>679622318
Just kidding >Hugs
Shinoa claim
Lets get a webm thread going
Where is everyone?
>>679620312
only on 4chan
Need to fill my general webm folder. Ive got plenty of rekt.
I'm currently an Obstetrics and Gynecology resident. Ask me stuff and I will do my best to answer.
what happens if you shove a baseball bat covered in fire ants in there?
have you heard of any patients having an orgasmic birth? How is that not your intended specialty.
>>679606880
I've only heard of one patient having that and she was quite old, so the imagery was unpleasant.
Wtf is going on in that pic?
FB thread 5!
>>679618572
keep posting bro
HELLO! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! WHOEVER ROLLS TRIPS AND SAYS THEIR WISH IN THIS THREAD WINS THEIR TRUE DESIRE!
HURRY! THIS ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE WILL BE GONE SOON!
DON'T MISS OUT
no more jews pls
no more niggers pls
>>679611396
roll
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