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Good ol' fashioned big titty thread
Cuckold thread
moar faggot
Bump! More asians
>>685838784
>Cuckold
That's passe now.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1442217292
all/fur thread
s/fur, g/fur, l/fur, everything goes
yee
Millennials, you suck.
I'm gen x, and all the baby boomers thought we were slack, unmotivated, lazy disaffected douchebags who did nothing but do drugs, fuck and get into trouble
Which was largely true. But it's better to say "20 somethings are shitty".
FF to today, we're starting / have started businesses, lived life, etc. And in come the millenials. And we couldn't wait to see what they brought to the table.
So instead of a bunch of rebels, living life, getting in the face of authority etc, you have the biggest group of fucking pussies that's ever existed. Whiny faggots Crying about their feelings. Blue haired, professionally offended people. Do drugs? Maybe, but only if it comes from some pharmacy, and only if it's an anti-depressant, something to deal with ADD or occasionally painkillers, so they can have a nap. Coke? Acid? Shrooms? Forget about it. These pussies are TERRIFIED of life. Constantly jumping at shadows. A bunch of idiots who parroted "stranger danger!" "don't do drugs!" and other childhood platitudes that we had the sense to laugh at when they were shoved on us, but these dips took it to heart, and dragged it into their 20's.
And causes. Holy fuck the never ending list of 'causes' they're all into. The never-ending parade of goody goody bullshit.
And then there's the work ethic. I'm all for slacking, but we understood that when we didn't work, we didn't get raises, promotions, etc. And we were happy with that, till we hit our thirties and we decided it was probably time to get off our ass.
But not millennials. hire them for a job, and watch them spend 6 hours straight fucking around on their phone. At review time, they list off the meager handful of accomplishments they did that year, then you never hear the fucking end of it about how they need recognition for the most pedestrian of accomplishments. They need a hundred likes on every picture they post, no matter what it is, so it stands to reason they need validation for doing their day-to-day work.
>>685842320
I love reductive cultural stereotypes, too.
bamp
>>685843036
Then contribute with your bias, you homo.
>>685843053
Stop bumping your own thread. You and I are the only ones here.
keep going
ok
Moms dildo. Trips decide what I do with this
>>685844024
Spicy sauce coating
>>685844024
use it on your mom
>>685844024
put it in your mouth
Houdini anus
>>685844024
Cum on it and dont clean it so when your mum uses it shes putting her own sons cum in her pussy.
Odds fap evens sleep
same
>>685837683
roll
>>685837954
fucking hell I just woke up
83's in posts above mine kill themselves
s/fur Only. Not gay Pussyshot edition
bah fine fine
What cigarette brand do you smoke ?
Pic related, it's what I smoke
whatever i can afford, At the moment its lucky strikes
My fav
>>685828599
Ligget & Myers blue
>>685828599
>>685828981
>>685829038
Glad they have wifi at the nursing home but I didn't know they let you smoke. Is this some kind of hipster shit like drinking Pabst?
>>685828679
lucky strikes are awesome bro, that's my brand.
Nederland
Nederlanders
Heuj
Niemand heeft nog gezegd
Kanker
>>685827706
Vind je dat grappig om te zeggen, of vind je jezelf gewoon heel stoer?
>>685828170
Hij is kankerstoer
Best nude pictures you've got
>>685833411
If this is your best I feel bad for you son
>>685833512
I got 99 problems, but a bad pic ain't one
>>685833512
At least he got one. I've got some of a friend but i deeply regret not taking photos of my exes.
1\5
2\5
Roll Tide
rolling for dat sweet release of bedtime aw yeah
>>685827206
roll a zero on x or y and you get to sleep faggot god learn to roll
>>685826837
Roll
Why do these things hate us so much?
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>685831372
cuz no1 fucked their shit well enough. Give them some concentration camps, some holocaust, some slavery and theyll adjust.
And stop touching yourself
>>685831940
Basically
>>685831372
once had a colony of those motherfuckers start a nest inside my bedroom wall, they came in through a shittily sealed conduit hole outside. heard them scratching around at all times of day and they were fucking flying everywhere outside that spot
so I got a garden hose and can of insecticide, flooded the conduit opening with the chemical and sprayed them all with the hose as they came out, making them wet and drop to the ground in mid flight
>>685831372
God damnit I hate these fuckers, so much.
I want to work in the garage but I fucking CAN'T because there's a bitch nigga wasp obsessed with the light bulb and hell bent on stabbing me with it's tiny ass knife.
![20160523_233247[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xYpDyT5.jpg "20160523_233247[1].jpg")
I'm thinking about suicide tongiht.
Would the best and less painfull way be to sit on a stick next to a tree, having a cable around you neck, drinking and taking benzos till you can't hold your balanace and prrobably be so drugged you wouldn't know what would happen.
I've got 30 trizolam 0.125g (5mg), 20 diazepam 10mg, 30 nitrazepam 5mg and some vodka.
Already took 50mg valium, 5 halcion, a few shots and smoked a 1.5 joint 2hrs ago.
Go sleep and wait a weekend, if after 7 days u keep wanting to kill yourself, go ahead.
>>685832187
Don't do it (do it ) precious child.
>>685832531
Done that forever, been 1.5y since my first attempt..
FInd hobbies, to stay focus in other things than "Life is shit".
Learn how to play music, smoke some weed, go out and make some friends, i don´t know man, take the reins of your life, dont finish it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ
>Sry bour my english. not 1 language
>>685833387
ugly guys losers are ugly and smell like dog shit
and cant get women and spread rumors to cock block guys thats why the ugly guys losers smel like dog shit and is ugly and only uses money to get things and smell like dog shit
Vegans - yes they really are bat shit crazy.
Naked vegans covered in fake blood demand Barcelona becomes meat-free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNr HfXfNOaU
Why do leftists always want to force their lifestyle choices on everybody else. They blame Christians for doing this, and bitch about it, and then think that it's perfectly fine whenever they do it.
What a bunch of hypocrites.
>>685829315
You're not going to get any arguments from most of 4chan if that's what you're looking for. Thanks for the vid though
>>685829315
>2016
>still eating food
>>685831023
This
I wish you could just go to a doctor and they would prescribe you pill that give you everything you need and nothing you don't.
like I give a fuck.. I don't care what they do. There are more crazy shit, like for example ISIS or Trump
I couldn't care less what someone eats, but dont try and force me eat it too.
Opinions on this guy?
>>685831542
Alcoholic racist
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>>685831938
Go away you beta faggot
>>685831542
Don't agree with him on much but we share some opinions on the EU
>>685831938
So why is he racist exactly?
And everyone has a pint at the pub
>>685831938
"racist"
Trump just surpassed Hillary in the same polls he was losing to her a few weeks ago.
What now cucks?
Is that the guy from the office?
>>685828935
he has no chance
>>685828935
It's party time!
>>685828935
Nothing to say besides I hope he puts all liberals, blacks, and gays in death camps.
Faggots are finally going to get what they deserve.
If he doesnt, I'm going columbine on blacks in a gang infested neighborhood.
![6078030705_6ae37bb1f6_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zQiXoQY.jpg "6078030705_6ae37bb1f6_b[1].jpg")
Thread Italiano
>no autismo
>no napoletani
>no minorenni
>implying che i napoletani sappiano usare il computer e internet
Italians are the niggers of Europe
![1463963867865[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nhNwGt7.jpg "1463963867865[1].jpg")
>>685831950
>Terroni are the niggers of Italy
FTFY
Eco co co co
lasagna
>>685829329
bangladesh
Zimbabwe
bukake
Gestapo
Bozonga
Hold the door
>>685829025
Hold the door
Bump the door
fuk u bran
>>685829025
Open the door
