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Teacher thread
>pt 2
Give me a couple minutes.
Drama teacher at my school. Found these boudoir shots of her online. Can't stop fapping to her. So hot.
Dont remember the bame but, interested?
>>684321616
moar
Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim waifu/husbando
>one claim per anon
>post pics and discuss things
>lewdness and rp to a minimum please
>the rest of the rules
Dio-sama...
Sanya Claimed
Become an hero today!
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
woman hating
homophobia
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting..
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet.....
nigger
>>684326079
/thread.
>>684325853
Learn to lurk more newfag
>>684325853
OP is a massive faggot in this thread
DELETE THIS
BOARD MEETING
Looks like newfags are raiding trap thread and other faggoty like that. Mods not doing their job of banning spammers.
TIME FOR A NEW BOARD /trp/
INCLUDES TRAPS SHEMALE FLUFFY LOLI AND ALL THE OTHER SHIT
People who don't like this stuff wont see it in /b/
and people who DO like it wont get raided
what are you, gay?
>>684322522
/b/ is perfectly fine for that shit
Just traps, no one wants to coexist with those loli idiots
>>684322522
Make /b/ great again
>>684322816
> People who congratulate people on their dubs/trips/any insignificant gets
Why do you do this? It contributes literally nothing valuable to a thread.
>>684323514
Nice singles
Any more of that slut?
>>684323514
>Implying anything in a 4chan thread is valuable
>>684323827
This also Check em
>>684323514
>>/b/
>>valuable
>>thread
ok
ITT:
Bad descriptions of video games.
Rules:
No more than 14 words because fuck you.
Also, greentext.
If someone guesses yours, you lose. Whatever this means.
Let's go
> constantly change make-up and outfit
> blow up guy in a wheelchair
> that cleavage
bumping just once because fuck you
> run fast
> furry porn
> Worst game ever
>>684322002
Sonic
> also fight with instruments
> grill some steaks
> pet a pig
>This game is awersome
>I love this game
>Flowey is the dead son of toriel and asgore
I have a gud one.
>15 meter test
>dat music
>only normies left running
At my nephews shitty little league game. Dubs decide what i do
Go to the nearest grocery store
Buy the three first item with a name beginning by K
Throw them to the field
Post timestamp
Cum on that umbrella. Post proof if dubs
Shout "ITTY BITTY BABY ITTY BITTY BOAT" at the top of your voice.
>>684323678
PISSED ON THAT FUCKING UMBRELLA
GIVE IT A FUCKING PURPOSE
Take that woman's blue cooler and throw it over the fence
dubs commit suicide
:(
>>684322196
Pffff no
>>684322196
rollo
Roll to end my life
i will seriously do it.
New fluffy thread!
Bonus: vote on if this should be made into a smarty or cute fluff, and give story ideas for me to make!
>You reach into your pocket, and pull out footlong from SOUBWAY.
>Its the same as the last one, but a footlong from soubway
>Several pieces of tomatoes, onions, turkey, and cheese
>Lots of cheese for the cool little guy
>He of course, being the new 'hwerd leader' thanks you for the footlong, and takes it inside
"Wook! Nice mwistah bwing nummies!"
>They all announce nummies...
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Make it into a cute fluff.
Give it a more cutesy look, shine in its eyes, make its fur more fluffy, make its colors pastel-ish.
Then make another one; a female smarty. Remember the green and blue one? Yeah. Female smarty. Make it a terrible mother, and let it watch as the sweet pastel mare raises her foals.
>>684323206
I vote for cute fluffy. Smarties are suffering an inflation currently.
You groove you loose
I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Y Dgv_zWA4
Bumping to get this thread going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkr77jE5GFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8I7hKbPlI
Starts @ :30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz6o1W_xHxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPm7oCnpld8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THtqUDitQ4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtTsky80XmQ
Post your fav cock tributes.
my sis
>>684312114
great!!
What's this stuff on my sisters dildo?
Dunno, wash it off before you use it
>>684315362
Op's semen and spit
/thread
It's glue
i knew i had it somewhere
i'll dump some other stuff i found (vintage ~2009)
How do I eat my own cum? I always chicken out.
Lay on your back and put your legs back over your head when you are about to cum. Then just cum in your mouth. That's how I did it. Also try following a fap roulette
>>684310139
Thanks. I'm not that flexible so I can get sorta close but a lot misses my mouth.
Also I lose the desire after, does that happen to you?
>>684309914
just lick your fingers like u always do
>>684310296
Well I want to while I'm getting close to orgasm, but after the desire goes away.
I just want to be a good cum guzzler and enjoy it but I'm failing....
I live in a part of Norway where I only see muslims around.
White people are a rare sight.
How do I fuck with their heads and cause mayhem without anyone finding out it was me?
>it's norway
>walls not only have ears, but eyes too
>muslims literally everywhere
I always judged people on individual basis regardless of faith or appearance... until I came here.
These 'people' are fucking savages each and every one of them. They have no manners, their kids behave like fucking orangutans on acid, they themselves behave like money-crazed vultures
>screaming, breaking, loud kids doing stupid shit all the time
>everything smells like downtown Mogadishu, the people, the trees, the fucking everything
>come home from work each night at 02:00am, get woken up at 7 by screaming muslim nigger burka women
Tl;dr how do I fuck with a whole muslim neighbourhood without them finding out it was me
(Willing to go extreme if undetectable enough)
Grønland, Grunnerløkka eller Grorudalen?
Mail every single one of them a slide of deli ham.
>>684318246
Heh, Alna, nærheten av Grorudalen
Fucking monkeylands
>>684317842
Move nigga.
>>684318309
Too tracable, too much business
I'm thinking more along the lines of crucifying a pig on the central station where everyone passes, but it can't be just that.
Hey /b/
Do you think it's legit to fuck a 16 yo girl? i'm 18
that's kind of wierd...
>inb4 cp
Sure.
At least as long as she wants it.
why would u have some CP faggot?
u don't think that's pretty...wierd...a girl who borned in 2000... :/
Why do atheists hate other atheists?
I never knew I had a Goldeneye DK mode fetish...
Oh like Richard Dawkins?
>Have you ever had a girl become really obsessed and clingy with you?
If so, greentext it.
>tfw no clingy obsessive gf
Please someone respond I want to hear your stories. I'm so lonely.
>>684314582
Well it's happened once, a pair of girls became somewhat obsessed with me. They were the type to get easily exited by everything, their favorite band was Nirvana, and I happen to look a lot like Kurt Cobain
>>684314582
so a yandere right?
>>684314582
>Gets sad anytime I go out with friends
>Took her with me with my friends she just sits in a corner, not saying anything, looking creepy, cuz no social skills
>We fight and I break up with her and go out of her apartment, she runs out with no shoes on, just in her socks and follow me like a creep, asking me to go back.
>I start running and get pissed off, btu she runs after me
...
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>>684315611
please do
What would you do if you were locked in a room with this chick?
make a thread on /b/
probably just try to socialize with her until we can leave, and go about my day.
Shave her
i'd probably start to cut myself
>>684316870
this
/b/ Election.
NO BANTER
NO TALK
Just VOTE:
BERNIE or TRUMP
>>684316886
Clinton
BERNIE
Le Pen
sanders
>>684316886
NIXON
