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cringe thread, gimmmie all you got.
>>679303286
Cringe? You're just jealous he knows how to leave the house without looking like a disgusting slob.
>>679304945
kek
>>679305217
Dubs decide what I say to this girl she likes me.
Wanna go out?
>>679321342
Show me dem titties pls <3 :*
>>679321342
9gag is the best webiste ever!!! lol
>>679321438
roll
Why haven't we fucked yet?
post pics you saved and want more of. If anon sees their own stuff, they have to post more.
Part 2, go!
been looking for more from this chick for fucking ever. i have a few saved from FL threads around
wanna see my gf here. Posted some pics 2 days ago, she was trying some lingeries in a changing room. If someone posts I'll share her nudes
>>679314022
Have one more of this one.
Just bought a New Gun, trips say what do?
Shoot the first car you see
Kill yourself
>>679313694
Nice shitty airshit gun you faglord.
Shove it up your ass and pull the trigger.
Shot one of your finger
Shoot your tv
Time to roll /b/itches
rollin for mah knighthood
Knight me sir anon
Peep dis
rollerinho
Rollin biotxhes
New YLYL thread!
>>679315779
>>679315779
lost
No job
No education
No gf
No social life
Trips decide what to do with my life
die
die
>get job
>get education
>get gf
>get social life
>>679299326
hey fatty loser, join the military. get your ass in shape, and check them benefits when you're a veteran.
at least if you kill yourself after the military you'll have an excuse (PTSD) instead of "hurr just a loser durr"
No quints
POLSKA CEBULA PROSZĘ TUTAJ! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Witam, pozdrawiam.
Już po lekcjach?
CO TE KUKIZY ODPIERDOLIŁY TO JA NAWET NIE
>>679313192
Hello.
Go fuck yourself. Use english, motherfucker. You can do it. Polish people are known for good language knowledge. Ja jem polaczek btw.
Stories of a tard wrangler
> Be me
> 8 months ago
> Work unable to employ me, exceeded their yearly budget
> Search for new job
> Find one the next day
> "High behaviors" day program
> Friends say you basically get paid to swim and go bowling
> Fuckit.wmv
> Start first day, everyone
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please continue op
op pls
>>679289606
Continue
Another reason to silence them permanently.
lel.
plz go on.
Deutschland Faden
Wie sieht eure Traumfrau aus?
Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Beste Pizza?
könnt ihr die Nationalhymne auswendig?
ok wo ist der Anon der ne Freundin will?
>>679310374
Super natürlich!
Dann lieber noch Kanacke
Tutto
Alle 3 Strophen
>>679310557
Hier
>>679310374
>Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Neger wenn ich in den USA geboren werde
>>679310374
>Wie sieht eure Traumfrau aus?
Nicht festgelegt.
>Lieber ein Neger oder ein Türke im nächsten Leben sein?
Kommt drauf an wo man lebt.
>Beste Pizza?
Salami.
>könnt ihr die Nationalhymne auswendig?
Denk schon. Aber nur die offizielle Strophe.
g/fur
What's your worst and darkest fetish? I'm a incest cuckold, I love to fap thinking about my gf with her dad or brother.
Pic related, my gf.
I woldnt say it's a bad fetish but I like fucking 50+ year old bbws. Want to try older tho, 60-70 next time (I'm 35)
>>679292463
i would imagine someone dating a land beast would have a weird fetish like that.
Permanently ruining my gfs ass with anal fisting. So far I can get up to my knuckles. Problem is she is a small girl and I am a pretty big guy.
Probably fucking my ex gf's 17 year old sister
Intense fantasies about whoring my gf out to a room full of hungry dicks. Blindfolding her putting a leash on her and not letting her off of it until they're all done. Pic also related it's my bitch
Explain why this cant work
>>679308091
> magnets
> explaining how they work
No u
You are simply to fat.
>>679308091
force of the attraction is resolved through the arm, either it bends or breaks, or if strong enough stays still and just absorbs the force
>>679308451
What if the arm is not a Jedi and cant absorb the Force ?
ITT we post our car dashboards and rate each other. Pic related
Post faggots
>>679307651
>implying we are sitting in our cars
Self bump
>>679307893
>implying you can't walk outside to take a picture
>>679307651
Fuzzy dice? Really? Do people still use fuzzy dice in 2016? Is there an 8-track tape lower down in the pic?
which of the celebrities has the best ass?
pic related.
>>679299196
Our Goddess Nicki Minaj, obviously?
JLo, of course.
>>679299196
The amazing Taylor Alison Swift, though I would appreciate you not using such words when talking about her.
>>679299652
>>679299652
tru
minaj is supreme though
Let's go for another round.
>>679305883
Reroll
hmmm
Roll I guess
>>679305883
Is this the cringe thread?
>>679306811
No. I love your number "1".
Guess my gender
>inb4pic flips im on phone
Female, That identifies as a fuckwit.
>>679313305
So no dick?
I'll say female
>>679313346
Please no cock
>>679313363
Sure?
>People are going to vote for this guy
>>679308872
there's some pretty retarded stuff sjw's say. this is not one of them
>>679309054
>being racist isn't retarded
Wasn't he quoting someone when he said that?
>>679309163
No, no he was not.
>>679308872
>Implying thats a bad thing
>>679278895
Pics you shouldn't share round 2
>>679298644
face?
![image[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X77wIqK.jpg "image[1].jpg")
"shouldn't" or "weren't supposed to"?
pic related: the latter
>>679298846
post related: moar
ITT: We judge each other based on our hand
he has the greyscale
ew
>>679300186
Talk shit post hand
>>679299369
With calluses like that, I'm going to assume you're either some kind of manual labour worker. 4/10
