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>>683968079
dubs decide what i say to this dumb bitch
will deliver at all costs
send her this
>>683975841
Can I smell your used panties?
are you 18 yet?
>>683976255
waiting for response
she normally responds pretty quick
i have a man hogtied in the back of my pickup and i need someone to help me out here
Ask a goat farmer anything.
How long does it take to make one Cum
Do you farm goats?
Stop doing this, goats aren't here for your pleasure, let them live their lives. If you need more information check: http://www.peta.org/
>>683968453
Males = literally 4 seconds
Females = Dunno lol
Do you farm goats?
No fluffy thread? REALLY?
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niggers
>>683963310
>looking at the family waddle up to you with empty bag in your hand you think over how this little bastard tried to steal your food, so you grab up the pink one first as the foals fall off the fur squealing for "momma"
>"NUUU! BABBEHS" the mare yells pissing and shitting as you hold it out and splashes land on the blue fluffy
>as you throw the pink mare in the bag you look to see the father saying "Babbehs wun! Wun from Monstah!" Grabbing one in his mouth, the blue one in particular (perhaps it reminds him of himself)
>now of course these foals barely have their eyes open none the less their ability to run
>so you grab up the blue one muffling something with a baby's scruff in it's teeth
>"MURRUMPH WHUN BABMPH"
>tossing the two in the bag you look down at the confused green foal chirping for its parents and wondering around in a circle, you decided to end it quick for the little bastard but first grab the scruff of the pink one from the bag and force it's head somewhat out enough to show it you stepping on the foal
>"BWOCCLIE! NUUUU BAABBEH huu huu"
>broccoli? these things are giving each other names too now? doesn't matter I'm going to have more fun tonight then I thought
>continue walking to your apartment
>about 8pm, you realize you can't bring these screaming crying these too close to the apartments, might raise some suspicion.
>let's keep it simple then, leave breathing room through the top of the plastic bag but tie it to a nearby tree not to far away from the apartments,
>the one less foal family is down to huuing and hugging each other for comfort in the bag
>"Stay right here you guys, I'll have something more comfortable in a second"
>you run over to the back of the apartment where you remembered an old watered down dog kennel small enough to be carried, "This should work"
>walking over to the bag you here nothing, odd, really odd, did they die?
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It's all the same drivel shit. Either SMOKEY WAWA, wolfram, carpdime, or some other faggots drawings we've all seen a million times
>>683963535
enjoy did oc then faggot
read some damn greentext
>>683963535
FIRE IN YOUR ASS
Gayness thread.
OP is a faggot.
Weed should stay illegal
you dont say
i disagree
>>683960025
Why?
>>683960025
It isn't get over it scrublord
>>683960025
you're incorrect, sir
MRA Thread:
So why do you support the Men's Rights Movement?
>>683955631
because feminism is ruining both men's and women's lives.
>>683955631
I don't. I'm about true gender equality, such as allowing women to do dangerous shit like men do on the job or hitting a woman if they hit me, but the MRA is just bullshit reactionary to the extreme feminists and neither group helps the situation at all.
>>683955910
Okay... but ALSO, how about Traditional conservatives? Have they already not ruined the lives of Men equally?
>>683955978
It doesn't have to be that way.
MRA's can evolve into something more about getting rights, than shit talk.
Thanks for being about true gender equality anon.
Because of cunts like this.
>>683956277
Tradcons ruin it only because women don't operate under the their own traditional role. Basically women have given up on being feminine but still want men to be masculine and they don't know why no one wants to marry them or men are abandoning traditional responsibilities.
So who else is in a female led relationship? What's yours like?
We're married, but its everything is hers and she made me sign a prenup making that clear.
She wants me to always call her Daddy when socially appropriate.
She manages my money. I sign my checks over and I don't have a bank account but she gives me an allowance.
She picked out my job and is literally my boss's boss.
I do all the cooking and cleaning and give her at least 3 rounds of oral sex per day. If I fuck up the cooking, don't maintain her standards
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>>683947163
Are you happy?
>>683947240
I've never been so happy. Part is Stockholm Syndrome type stuff but it still feels wonderful.
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>>683947163
What's it like having a vagina?
Dubs decide what I send to this girl.
>>683969560
timestamp faggot
Fuck me in the ass
I've been posting your pictures on 4chan so random people can cum over you. I hope that's ok and you take it as a compliment.
Know I want to cum on you for real and video it for them.
You up for it?
On plane what do? Quads decides
Scream: ALLAHU AKBAR!
grab the hair of the girl in front of you and pull them then post a pic of his face
>>683970956
Make international news. You know what I mean.
>>683970956
Take pics of the chicks feet at your right!
why is the commander filming the cabin with his camera ???
When is it okay to hit a woman?
>>683966025
That would be... never.
If you hit a woman, you're not a man. Turn in your man card and start shopping for a purse.
If she takes a sucker punch swing.
>>683966155
found the cuck
If she hits you first and/or wont leave you alone. Like if shes harrassing you and just keeps hitting you trying to piss you off or threatens your life i think you should be able to
can someone xray her tits?
>>683946035
Who is this cock commander?
x-ray thread!!
>>683946153
>cock commander
eh can't do much
pics you shouldn't share, or you saved continued again and again...
Traps?
>>683966174
thats no trap, thats just a faggot.
>>683966174
how is this a trap?
ITT: Really beautiful pornstars.
>>683960398
Who is she?
>>683960476
>>683960480
Samantha Rone
>>683960480
Sammy rone.
>>683960531
>Samantha Rone
Ty annon
Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining
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claimed
Claimed.
[ INCOHERENT SCREAMING ]
((hey everyone))
>>683968641
15
old enough to breed
Lets share folks
>>683961573
thats good, sauce?
>>683961573
I need the sause of this one
>>683961502
what kind of folks do you have?
ITT: We guess our last 2 digits
>37
>>683968805
8888
45
19
43
Drawthread
EHG did nothing wrong
/r/
Nude boy cumming all over a clothed girl's face?
>>683954753
I haven't been around in a while, did Eva ever come into the threads to prove that those pictures weren't her nudes?
>>683954753
hello bones, what's new?
/r/ Moss hanging hanging upside-down like a bat, sleeping. Maybe as a bonus, have her urinating in her sleep, and it getting her body wet.
http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
Waifu claiming thread
Do whatever, I don't care.
Rome couldn't have burned in a day, but I know it couldn't have been more than a week. And I know that the children of barbarians become the new tax collectors and priests
Akiko claimed
miku plz
