Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
quick claim, have a nice thread
Kyouko claimed.
/b/ responds: does fucking a trap make you gay? why?
Why does it matter?
>>684701863
Yes.
Homosexual = people attracted to one's own sex.
>>684701863
Watch me click the collapse button and you and your faggot trap thread vanish forever.
Only gay if balls touch. If you do not already know this, you need to lurk moar.
>>684697068 cont
ITT: We post pics of girls we know anon says what they would do to them. Same OP Same girl
Monster Girl Harem Game
You get 6 rolls for your main Harem but you get 6 Rerolls, one for each harem girl. If you get the same Number in your harem ex if you got a number 23 and get another 23 you get a free reroll
>>684704871
Ops Harem
1. Giant Ant
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6.
>>684705131
Ops Harem
1. Giant Ant
2. Red Oni
3.
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5.
6.
>>684705131
Ops Harem
1. Giant Ant
2. Red Oni
3. Lesser Succubus
4.
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6.
>>684705296
Ops Harem
1. Giant Ant
2. Red Oni
3. Lesser Succubus
4. Amazoness
5.
6.
Good evening, Anonymous! You were so kind to me the other day when I was sick. Thank you!
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>Same way as last time, all GETs get a reading from the Hermetic Tarot.
>Ask a question, or set a timeframe (next 6 months or near future seem to be popular) for a general prediction.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie courtesy of the Junior Shrine Maidens, even if you don't GET.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Patience and l-love.
Let's have fun! I might not be around as long as usual tonight, but we'll see.
Greetings loved ones
im here i looked no need to tell me
>>684698508
Chief look.
>>684698508
I-I wasn't gonna say it that time, promise!
Thanks for the great work!
S/Fur Time
moar dragonss
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
Post your favorite closet slut
https://www.reddit.com/r/GIFSOURCES/comments/4jg05n/jenni_bliss_in_irreversible_telling_secrets/
Ok... never done it...
DICK RATE THREAD
Here's my 6 incher.
>here since 2008
>oldfag
>mfw oldfag starting cancer thread
>mfw no face but a dick instead
Rate and post!
>>684695722
2008 and you call yourself an oldfag.
rate my dicc
Chubby thread continued
>>684703902
Kill yourself
Chubby ex gf
>>684704116
you first chubs
>>684703902
Oh my. Nice everything
What was your go-to fapping material as a kid?
>>684698611
Haha this.
My God I forgot about this pic
>>684698611
I jerked to this as kid. This shit was epic. It was on maxim magazine if i recall
>>684698611
That exact picture.
What would it be?
>>684701150
"If only the person who made this image knows fucking anything about grammar"
>>684701150
"Holy fucking shit."
>>684701150
th tha thi that's all folks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ
>>684701150
you would be dead in less than a minute most likely, probably more like 15 seconds. so probably "fu-"
How long did you last the first time you had sex?
More of these?
This is fucking hilarious... and oddly somehow hot.
>>684697476
Hahaha, it's funny because that's basically exactly what happened.
It was a hooker so she really didn't mind, pretty much the best case scenario for her. A short stack Latina with huge udders.
>>684698048
https://www.reddit.com/r/AssyssA/comments/4joa0d/jenny_blighe_lift_my_dress_and_fuck_me/
Roll to test your Luck.
The Last Number decides your Faith.
1,3,5,7,9 = You Survive
2,4,6,8,0 = You killed yourself
Good Luck
rawl
rolling...
-sk
>>684698450
i'm not a gambler. i make calculated risks and i have calculated my survival.
Nächtlicher Deutschlandfaden!
Wie gehts wie stehts?
>>684698444
kek wollte gerade einen aufmachen, da sehe ich hast du schon gemacht! danke brudi
>>684698444
Verzweifle an der Tatsache, das ich einfach keine Freundin finde die zu mir passt, bei euch so?
>>684698444
>Wie gehts wie stehts?
Jetzt schon verkackt der Faden
>>684698679
Noch nie eine gemabt. Ich glaube wenn ich mal eine finden sollte haben wir eine starke emotionale Bindung
Tomorrow this pos is once again gonna try and profit off the gun he used to murder Treyvon Martin
>>684701801
its a piece of history. niggers cant pull the race card to get out of trouble anymore.
auction goes live at 9am but it seems they are not excepting new users
First of all he isnt a piece of shit. He is a hero. Secondly, good for him and fuck you nigger loving faggot.
what do you care. don't want it? don't buy it.
maybe someone wants the ultimate melonhammer.
>ITT
>Superior porn Webm, Be sure to give source.
>>684690804
Then give me sauce op
>>684690804
>>684691203
Both of you failed to source
helo
i drawed a cat
sorry of my english
do u want me 2 draw some thing for u ?
this is a giraef taking a showe
tihs is a pine aplle eating an marshmello
this is a hrose riding though the galaxi
please tell me this is bait
if not, underage confirmed
Hey folks.
So I just took the ASVAB (Military aptitude test) and I scored in the 96th percentile. This means I can have any MOS (military job) that I want.
Here's my problem though...
I'm 20 and I'm living with my parents. i just did a year in pharmacy school and got like a 2.5 GPA because I didn't study enough. When I showed my parents the ASVAB score they literally said "You're a disappointment".
I am genuinely worried that after I finish training and come back that they might kick me out of the house. I'm not their "dream child" because I don't spend all my time studying like a chink and actually have a social life...
Should I go military active duty instead of just regular reserve national guard so I have enough money for rent or should I risk it and just hope they dont boot me?
Thank you for any and all advice its really means a lot.
bump
>>684696197
It doesn't mean you can have any job you want. Sign up for three years and work your ass off to acquire rank and military/civilian education.
>>684696197
chink that studied in college here
>mfw it paid off so hard
>mfw engineering
>mfw still had social life in freshman year
>mfw still have a "social" life just with successful likeminded people
>mfw i work for a company and have money to go out on the weekend
>mfw i lift all the time
>mfw jacked chink thats physically and mentally strong
>mfw adults respect me
>mfw you get a 2.5 gpa because you didn't study enough in pharmacy, top kek
>mfw you're a cuck to the military while i do amazing things for humanity
>mfw you think a 96% in asvab is impressive
>mfw your parents said you're a disappointment
>>684696197
like it matters if they kick you out go serve your country and get your own fucking house
>>684695709
This thread will be dub less
this thread is cancer and should 404 asap
>>684697311
Dubs speak truth.
>>684697311
Anime fans are fucking cancer
>>684698122
Dubs speak truth.
Red Leader standing by
All wings report in
blue, green, red, violet, and yellow wing standing by
Red cross standing by
Red Army standing by
dat boi standing by