Anyone up for a raid?
fuck yeah
>>675852529
Any victim?
>>675852067
yep
You fall in love, you lose.
>>675848967
I want a sauce.
>>675850047
you don't visit 4chan much do you?
What crime would you commit?
>>675851499
Any crime that doesn't involve harming children if I knew I could get away with it.
smoking weed 420 xD
>>675851703
Agree
>>675851703
>>675851958
Also murder?
Holy fucking shit
>be me
>3 days ago
>post a top quality bait on /pol/ on how I will "please allah bla bla bla (basically a terrorist threat)"
>200+ replies
>everyone still in shock after brussels
>this morning
>literally a SWAT raid on my house
>i get a gun pointed at me, they shout get down on the floor
>i had to explain to them that it was a joke, and the guy in the picture isn't even me
>had to explain that people post baits like that on 4chan to get a reaction
>they take my hard drive, told me to come get it in the morning tomorrow
They're gonna find all the fucked up shit i've been browsing on 4chan, also the endless amount of porn I have stored (no cp, i aint a pedo)
But I do have a lot of stuff from rekt threads, as well as people dying from explosions and shit, I think that alone can get me arrested.
HOW FUCKED AM I?
>>675849977
You got dubba-dubs so that's a thing...
>>675849977
Prove it
>>675849977
for sure they'll tell your mom
>>675850268
how do you want me to prove it?
Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.
You're the one making the claim that there is a God, the burden or proof falls on you to prove there is a God.
>>675850609
>>675850809
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell's_teapot
"This Holy Bible is full of irrefutable truth"
* except for the fact that the earth revolves around the sun, not the other way around
* no mention of dinosaurs
* we are literally all guilty of incest because we're all brothers and sisters because everyone has the same great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparents
celeb fap thread
Daily TayTay Swizzle Thread 2.0
Song Of The Day: Innocent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJoA4dGbGqs
stfu
hey hey it's tay tay
>>675840903
kill yourself
I was just offered $250 to cut my hair off. Should I do it?
Tits or GTFO
Abso-fucking-lutely.
tits or gtfo
Yes. Cut open your smelly white girl dreads and post the moldy hair that melts apart like a long-dead rodent.
ITT: we pretend everyone gets dubs
if somebody actually does get dubs we shit on them
Check em'
Singles
>>675848200
Nigger
/b/ tell me why do I want to be a sissy so bad !
>>675845329
You've been watching too much sissy porn.
>>675845329
Because you're an effeminate beta male whose purpose is to serve real men, now get on your knees sissy and suck my beautiful cock
>>675845329
too much porn and fapping has driven you into sexual deviancy. Normal porn isn't exciting or taboo anymore
>>675845329
Same reason I want to fuck one I guess. We all have our roles in this world. Just except yours, and start taking some dick.
What could be the best the death penalty for a woman?
the death penalty
>>675849931
/thread
>>675849824
two electrified dildos, one up the pussy, one down the throat.
>>675849931
how carried out?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
Shiro claimed.
Welcome back, everyone!
Nice choice, Emi!
>>675851982
Goddamn man.
Claiming Seaport Hime.
Dubs
Hope you had a bath today
>>675851601
are you into scat?
Do you fancy joining a group called the freedom fighters
Roll faster noobs
DICK THREAD
>>675850683
Way to suck, OP. I hope you get cancerous AIDS.
Rule 34
banpu
GO!
okai
cool beans
>>675851129
I'll eat a fetus for a dollar
>>675851129
cool
S/fur you lazy fucks
>>675847806
I know i'm newfagging here as an oldfag, but what the fuck does s/fur actually stand for?
sexy fur i'd have to guess?
I guess it's mostly cuz im not a fucking furfag.
>>675847967
legit question btw
I honestly have no fucking clue on this one.
>>675847967
It stands for straight furry. Aka tits and ass.
ITT: post fap roulette pics
Re roll
What would be to her? Rate? Good comments gets nudes
8.5/10
Incentive
4/10
>>675849240
moar pls
You want to visit you lose