Start rolling, faggots. Will deliver
Never mind I am going to bed, phones about to die.
Never mind I am going to go poop and shower, phones about to die.
>>674515611
GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. *HOLDS UP BOLTER* MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.
PRAISE THE EMPEROR
BATTLE BROTHER
Can I see your anus?
Rate me, /b/.
People call me ugly. Is that true?
>>674515864
Eh, I'd still hit it
>>674515864
Put an eyepatch on your left eye and you're 8/10
>inb4 photoshop bait
>>674515864
how is your vision?
Feels thread please. I feel like crying but I just can't think of something that will make me cry and all the shit in google images I've seen 100 times
Bumpingas
>>674515319
Jesus fuck. I think I actually got something in my eye there.
Dick Rate Thread.
where to begin
WAT R THOOOOOOSSEEEE
phalloplasty?
Wtf is that
Hey /b/, join us in dubtrack. Make an account queue music, memes, whatever, and chat with other /b/tards anonymously!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/the-offbeat
>>674515626
you got enough to share with all of us...?
>>674515720
no, its all mine!
Trips for exes tits
>>674515546
Nah
>>674515546
Eat for being a faggot.
>>674515546
roll
What makes her worth trips?
ITT help me tie her down so we can smell her feet.
IF I can sniff her asshole
close enough?
>Be me
>puts lunch ID in
>asks for the burgers with fries
>sits down at the lunch table
>opens the box
>gets the burger with burnt sweet potatoes
> Evanescence My immortal starts to play in the background
>lunch ID
underage detected
>>674514785
Are you gonna still say I am underage with these dubs?
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR BUT IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FB Fap Thread Part 2
tight jeans > yoga pants
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kys fgt
>>674515008
where do i sign up?
What about to reply
I already bought a 4chan pass and that's all I could find how do I read this post?
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674515819
oh fuck here i cum
>>674515819
Was sketchy at first but the download was literally so easy a baby can do it. Porn was worth it.
>>674515819
GOTY
>>674515819
bumping for /b/ros
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on
Lewd horse bump thingy
please cover her tits in cum
Can someone do this for me? Will send it to the girl and post wins
Show everyone how slutty washington girls are! Post girls or their slutty stories.
>>674512324
any wins of Jessica from Olympia? I need this
Well \b remember how about 2 weeks ago I told you about how I was here in my garage getting molested by my rich uncle? Well he decided to inherit me some 590 million Philippino pesos. After all the paperwork was done in finally have my money. First person to roll quilts gets 23 million Philippino pesos
5 fives
>>674514016
Requesting payment come in infinitely more secure fuel units
are quads good enough?
New thread post a girl you know, others rate and tell you what they would do to them
>>674513615
would love getting her on her knees and cumming all over her glasses
i have more if you guys want
body
>>674513615
Post bikini?
ITT: we post our favorite dank ass may-mays
no rekt thread? better start with some fresh content
>>674512159
Seen this on 4chan before faggot
I have seen this on 4chan.com before
All right /b/ros dubs and I show what's in the lunch box!
Keep closed
I need to know
>>674513711
Well that was fast
Ask a guy who was almost lured into sex by a sissy/trap anything
pic semi related
and I officially hate St patties day now
well what the fuck happened brah
greentext?
>>674512289
>Be me at a dorm party about 2 hours ago
>Doing Jaeger bombs and fireball shots like theres no tomorrow
>Party ends up going across the street to college housing area
>Whole fucking block party going on
>WOOHOO
>Start to feel that need to black out
>Ok ok ok gotta sober up its still kinda early
>Force myself to throw up in the bathroom
>Sit on some random couch
>Then this little cutie sits up next to me
>"Too much to drink?"
>yeah I need to relax if I'm gonna keep going
>Gets on me and starts making out
>Alcohol can't control so I go into it
>Some of my buds are eye brow raising me but whatever I don't care
>Most of the people in the area are fucking drunk anyways
>Last thing I remember was some guy screaming "THIRSTY THURSDAY!!"
>Next thing I know I'm in my dorm room ontop of this girl trying to fuck her
>Proceed to go towards pantsu ready to go full balls deep
>Think I'm grabbing my own cock
>Where the fuck is your vag?
>"Huh?"
>Sliding pantsu and I don't see a vag
>Vison somewhat blurry
>Oh fuck MUST RESIST PASSING OUT
>End up pushing my penor into a wall of flesh
>Giggling
>Thats your vag wall I'm hitting right
>"hehe no silly! hold on"
>Now "it" Grabs me and tries to guide me elsewhere
>Wait so I wasn't grabbing myself...?
>"Get in me I'm dripping anyways"
>WAIT WAIT WAIT A MINUTE
>Beer goggles start to clear up
>HOLY SHIT!!!
>"WHAT!?!? WHATS WRONG BABE????"
>YOU'RE YOU'RE YOU'RE!!!!!
>"What?!??!"
>GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!
>It ends up pulling up her pantsu and runs out my room
>Look at phone 2 hours have passed by
Now I'm here talking to you guys. I'm scared /b/
>>674513475
that's sick you should've banged her.
I'm writing a story/comic about a girl who joins an all-male baseball team. To make her feel welcome, the male players pull naughty pranks on her.
I need some clever ideas for practical jokes her teammates can play on her. The pranks can be cute, naughty, playful, dirty, innocent, extreme... anything!
All ideas are welcome and much appreciated.
>>674513168
Go to a draw or comic board. /b/ isn't really going to help you out.
>>674513168
I remember your other thread. It was gay.
Also, if it's a comic, try >>>/co/. They love projects.
>>674513726
>Go to a draw or comic board. /b/ isn't really going to help you out.
No ideas? You'e no help!
