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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why isn't this trending? I can't be the only one who heard about this.
This fucking Trump supporting punk came out to a rally and started harassing some poor black guy who supports Sanders, even having the nerve to follow him into a crowd and yell at his back when he tried to get away. Eventually the local news stations tried to stop him and ask why he was doing it- all he could say was "for the white power". You fucking Trump supporters have taken this too far, if this Skrillex looking fuckwad is anything like the rest of you... truly abysmal behavior.
Bernie is a cuck. TRUMP for president.
>>674511608
You've got it backwards, Trump is a cuck. SANDERS for president. Do you really want to see this greasy looking fuck boy get himself and his Aryan brothers an equally racist president, who hates black people?
>>674511952
Yes
Bump to help spread awareness and save this great nation from the likes of racist Trump supporters.
>>674511317
Oh fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
h/fur
Herm cock is the best!
requests?
PUH LEESE Anon, you think that you can dance better than I? I'd bet my left breastplate you couldn't even out dance Sans pet rock, Certainly not with those legs. but why don't you prove me wrong. En Garde!
>>674513906
>>674513906
Cancerous community. Stop this at once.
end it all, op
end it all, op.
>>674513906
Don't listen op I like what you've got
Hello, anons. Over the course of several years, I've been intimately involved with my younger sister. Our sexual endeavors began Valentines day of 2007, when she was 4 months shy of 11 years old. I swear to you, this is a legitimate story, believe it or not.
>We were all playing house, me, my 10 year old sister, and our three cousins (two female, one male, with the girls being around my sister's age, and my male cousin being 6 years old. I was 14 at the time.)
I was the father, my oldest cousin and my sister were in the
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>>674514808
Only if you post pictures
At least wait an hour before you start making delicious copypasta, newfriend. Ideally a week would be better.
from the last thread if anyone missed it
>>674512389
fake
>>674512389
more?
>>674512389
Tell her timestamp
>>674512389
"Gallery"
>>674512389
>Gallery
Fake
ITT:
Dick Puns
I call my dick "Age of Ultron" because it's pretty unimpressive and those who saw it were reluctant.
>>674511361
I call my dick "my cat that died 2 weeks ago and is buried in the garden", because I buried my dick in the garden and my mother started crying.
I call my dick "a book" because it's too hard and no one uses it anymore.
I call my dick the game ender, because once I pull it out in the livingroom, its game over.
I call my dick grandpa, cause no one wants to visit it anymore
I call my dick "12 black guys", because it also was in your mom.
Would you bang my girlfriend?
>>674512643
Not in my swamp bitch
would rather stick my dick in a blender
>>674512777
I GOT FUCKIN TRIPS. THIS IS A GET THREAD NOW
Would you fuck the bunny?
>>674513431
![IL_state[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EIyRcKS.png "IL_state[1].png")
Illinois wins bread!
Last one died prematurely.
Looking for Tinley/Orland/708 folks
>>674510104
My state!!! Don't die on me now, thread!
bump for orland
Never any 224 in these. Threads dead already
>>674512046
But if any 847/224 show up. Ask for my k. Ik
>>674512046
It seems like Illinois in general isn't very popular here. You'd think suburbs of the third largest city in the US would attract more attention.
What do?
>>674511904
so fake. but i'd give it a go.
>>674511904
suck her dick ironically
thafuck you mean what do?
>>674511904
swipe right for the love of god!!!
>>674511904
Tap that ass til you and her can't walk. Then since none of you can walk, fuck again.
You wana watch porn together? You wana watch regular movies together? Either way. Come to ankhstream doot com#bong for porn, all other streams are movies and series. Get the fuck in here.
>>674513197
THERE'S TITS
WHAT ARE YOU GAY? GET IN HERE OR BE GAY.
>>674513358
ONLY FAGS AREN'T IN HERE
Holy shit best shit ever niggas.
This stream has memes.
Why do Asian girls love Black guys so much?
Why do Asian girls love MySpace so much?
>>674511186
Are there lots of Black men on MySpace?
Why do Asian girls come from the European continent?
>>674510868
god poor thing he looks like he must smell awful, like right out of the shower "clean" he will still smell like wet nigger. as far as your question OP first of all you are a faggot second, they are too scared to say no to those animals, you mistake "love black guys so much" for "scared that they will kill me if I dont pretend to enjoy being raped."
noone loves black guys but nice bait i did respond
Why do Asian girls love century eggs so much?
Hey /b/, I need to get something off my chest.
>be me
>be in high school
>be fat and ugly
>pretty rich.
>last month I got with this girl
>solid 7/10
>I was surprised, she wasn't the type who would date an ugly man like me.
>she seemed to love me, I loved her
>she wanted me to buy her
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How fucking old are you
>>674511609
what the fuck do you think? yes you were used. you are a beta orbiter. this is why you nut up and start telling women no.
>>674511609
if youre broke after buying her some crap you were never rich
>>674511885
19. I mostly inherited the money. The rest is from my part-time job.
Blackmail her... I see you have dirt.
Roast me
>>674512721
"me"
>>674512721
After I would roast you, the first thing that I would eat would be the pussy, you delicious whore.
>>>/reddit/
>>674512817
/thread.
anyone who replies with "roasts" is a faggot
>>674512830
ide eat her asshole like a starving african child
rate me /b/
>>674511210
dirty mirror/10
11/10
>>674511210
You're pretty good. I like your blonde hair and pale skin. Do you happen to have blue eyes, by any chance?
>no tits and timestamp
>make sure to sage, people
>>674511408
i do, yes
Post a pic of a girl. Other anons rate and say how they'd fuck them.
Replys get replies.
>>674512795
I'd assfuck her to death & clean my bloody dick off by shoving it in her mouth afterwards.
>>674512795
Anal, then make her blow me till I cum in her mouth.
>>674512795
i would fuck her mouth and cum all over her tits
>>674513259
How does one find a prostitute?
>>674512240
Leave your house for once...
>>674512240
convenience store dumpsters.
>>674512240
just go to your mom's bedroom
>>674512240
Driving the streets at night in a downtown big city.
>>674512240
call one
Well, about 250 million years ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes that I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to fuck me with a crowbar when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000.00
>>674512670
>quints ain't gonna happen for a long time
>>674512560
Cocksucker mother fucker I want that money. Quints get eem!
squints
its bait but ill stay have a go for quints
>>674512560
Share plx
Cumdumpsters, come cam and show us your tits followed by sharpie in pooper
>FemanonCams
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If you're on a phone install puffin browser to cam
Hunger Games thread; anyone want to game?
First 24 tributes
Judy Hopps
Claire!
>>674512824
Pandi!
Superior waifu
the water cycle
You know what time it is
Thrillamanilla88
Sametbhfamm
Krezycoates
Dgc4571
BonerMountain
