Roll 67
>>685253635
roll
>>685254162
so close, yet so far
>>685253635
fgh
Girls that you know who would make an amazing cum target, post facials if you have them
>>685256122
God fuck yes I would plaster her, moar
Both, especially right
RICH FAGS GIVING GAME ON STEAM TOO POOR FAGS, THREAD
>>685248692
kekek, did you see my george foreman grill coment in last thread?
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Enjoy bitches
>>685248921
>george foreman grill coment
/id/negroswe
meme relationship and humorous break up thread. broke up with my gf this morning.
first, some backstory
>i own my own house since parents died when i was young and left it to me
>after dating for about 6 months gf moves in
>last month she asked if a friend of hers could stay for a while, had nowhere else to go etc. etc.
>sure why not
>friend is a mad man-hating lesbian
>always taking digs at me and shit talking to my gf about how men suck and whatnot
>this is while im letting her stay at my house rent free for a month
>since super dyke has been here gf and i have been arguing more than usual, and intimacy is gone
Anyway heres how it finally ended this morning
>cooking breakfast this morning
>making spaghetti because i feel like it, fuck you
>gf comes out and says it smells amazing
>"anon, whats in it?"
>tomato, onion, carrot, capsicum, beef....
>"really? beef?"
>yeah what of it
>"you KNOW dyke is a vegan, why would you cook breakfast that isnt vegan? thats just inconsiderate"
>because i wanted beef in my spaghetti fuck you, you can cook her some vegan shit
>dyke comes out of her room to see what the commotion is
>"wow anon, i always knew you were an asshole. see girlfriend, i told you that you shouldn't have someone like this in your life. men are all pigs"
>"gee dyke, youre right. anon, maybe we should consider breaking up"
>epiphany
>this relationship has been retarded since we first got together
>never going to go anywhere
>im over it and dont give a fuck anymore
>yeah alright gf, i agree. i think we should break up. this whole thing has run its course, it would be best to just end it and get on with our lives.
>"w-w-w-what? i didnt mean it, i just wanted to scare you. i dont want to break up"
>cont
>well i do. we argue over stupid shit like this all the time, youre a financial burden and have made no attempt to help support us, youve shown no real interest in moving forward in our relationship at all, and you havent shown me any affection since she turned up. i dont think it will work out long term
>dyke pipes up with "urgh men" or some shit
>gf is stunned, but realises im serious
>starts crying
>"okay anon. if thats what you really want"
>dyke:"oh girl its okay, you dont need a man like that anyway. ive been telling you that you guys should break up since i got here. hes a pig and i know you can do better"
>bitch i dont know what the fuck youre so happy about, if shes moving out so are you
>"what do you mean move out? im not moving out. you can move out"
>this is my house. get out of it
>"no it isnt, gf's name is on the lease, so you can stop lying and get out of here"
>what. there is no rent lease. i own this house. where the fuck did you get that
>"what? even if thats true, i still have tenants rights. you cant evict me for two weeks haha fag"
>youre not a tenant. you arent paying rent. get the fuck outta my house
>"what? i was giving my share of the rent to gf"
>she doesnt pay rent either, what the fuck
turns out my gf had been taking "rent money" and buying clothes and shit with it. meme.
>dyke starts threatening to smash my shit if i dont let her stay
>call buddy who is a lawyer to come over
>he arrives, announces that he is my lawyer and that any destruction of property will be taken seriously and basically youll get raped in court
>dyke starts crying as well, her and gf start yelling at each other while packing
>me and buddy play ps3 and eat spaghetti
>the girls start screaming at me that theyre leaving and theyll be back later with cops
>cool, ill box the rest of your shit up for you so its easy to carry
>they havent returned yet
>MFW this whole ordeal
ive got loads more stories about how stupid this relationship was if youre interested
keep going faggot, this pleases me.
>>685253131
Yes, keep going
>>685253506
agreed
Good night /b/ don't vanish while I sleep.
>>685253847
fuck me right in the asshole
>>685253847
go to sleep faggot, no miranda /thread
>>685253847
Roll
Ayra Stark baby
Prove to us you aren't a newfag
Protip: you can't
>>685248937
kill yourself faggot
>>685248937
you don't even met nurse-kun
>>685248937
I was here before Moot left. Old fag reporting in.
ITT: FB friends you would fuck in a heartbeat
>>685252597
>>685252597
name?
sup, faggots. im a poorfag. job interviews for days and no calls. but im fucking hungry.
so if i go to a mcdonalds, and i go through the drive thru, and say "nevermind", and i keep driving through, eventually getting to the food window, is it legal for me to take somebodies food?
depends if youre a moralfag
>>685244225
if im hungry, i am not a moralfag, but i also dont like cops, so will this get me in a shit-ton of trouble?
if so, someone should tell me the best way to get free food
>>685243675
Where I live there is legal to steal food if you can't aford any food. Can you aford a loaf of bread anon?
>>685243675
bro what's wrong with ramen? no one has ever been so poor they couldn't afford ramen.
>fucking no one
How do you like my comic, /b/?
>>685252546
it's really good, honestly!
You groove, you loose.
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7xRNspm1Sg
nice one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEBGCOCxLgA
>>685249473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBGBnJhkaQA
Currently listening
>>685251067
a little weak, I know, but this one makes me get up and move no matter what:
>hang around for the breakdown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c16rihlXHFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIDqt2aUek
Can we get a California thread in here? 408 831
yes.
>>685253438
Ayyy I used to live in 831
Girls you obsessively jerk off to. PT3
Odds fap
Evens nap
Dubs post ur dick pussy
Asdasd
xfg
>>685252815
be the right choice
fuk et
Well, about 6 months ago I told you faggots and Faggorrettes I was in line to inherit 50 million dollars from my Uncle who use to put his finger down my asshole when I was a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal, signing papers and waiting for shit. It's official. I am the richest Mother Fucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from the last time, but I may make someone's day right now. First person to roll Quints gets $50,000
>>685253297
this shit posted every 5min again?
>>685253297
now you can buy a decent gun and kill yourself
QUINTS
Quints get
Check it
Northern California Sluts.
Post em!
209 checking in.
209 here too. What part ?
>>685246544
Big Mo. You? Got sluts?
>>685246682
I'm in Stockton. Not anybody there :/
707 here
Is this pic of Ariana Grande real or not?
Post other celeb nudes you're unsure of, others can verify if they're fake or legit.
bumpin
bumpin to the beat
>>685237180
I believe it is
>>685237180
i'm not lying 100% please believe me
i'm anonymous so why would i lie
i'm really in to self shots. like really in to them. and I have seen this pic posted waaaayyy before the fappening, like probably 2 years before the fappening. so take that as you will. its not a hack from her apple account like most of the fappening pics, its been around since before then.
THESE ARE FACTS.
TAKE THEM OR LEAVE THEM i've been lurking /b/ since 2007
Rate my dick /b/
Rate my nuts.
Does anyone else have lots of hair on their shaft like this?
>>685245615
9/10
Trips get sauce
Has
Pee
>>685252682
>>685252690
God I hope so
SAUSE
Best of 4chan thread.
interest for bump
In honor of the mystery solving anon I hope you see this. You are God. Thank you
>>685247458
W-Wait what.
All hail mystery solving anon and some hail for anon that fucks himself
>>685247458
the guy is upside down you fucking idiot
