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Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.

By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.

Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can get to work at the warehouse on time.
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Desu
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Wew man
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At least they're employed.
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Didnt read it all but as time goes by and disaproving old folks die off acceptance will only grow

More infographics like this.
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>>695979858
no
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Made some really neat ones with my gf
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>>695980247
lol that one was so fucked up
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>>695980247
Faggy

What does /b/ think?
>also trap/tranny/sissy/crossdresser thread.
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you have ugly feet
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>>695966823
this
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>>695966823
Not my most flattering pic sorry. Lazy tonight.
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hiii :)

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Waifu claiming thread.
:o edition

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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
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I hope they add more Pokemon in Go, because I'm already bored of it :(
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>>695995997
(Klonata)
does that mean i win?
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roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvLTnbzpSqw
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>claiming yume

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What's /b/ listening to?
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godsmack

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WOP

chubby thread
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>>695962252
NYPA, dumbass.

OP of this earlier. Thanks for keeping the dream alive
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you cringe, you fucking lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=vfc42Pb5RA8
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>>695963674

Who the fuck thinks things like this up?
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>>695963925
People like this

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Nibi love thread.
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>>695991540
I'm sure that's what a lot of serial killers said before they started mutilating animal corpses. You should seek out a therapist and talk to them about these feelings you have.
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>>695991710
I wouldn't actually mutilate it. It would more or less just dissect it.
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>>695991710
Don't listen to this guy, just ignore it. It's a phase

I just hope the next phase is the animal torture part, that sounded neat-o
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>>695991837
I'm sure that's what they all said too. It's just dissection.

>>695991855
Yeah, a phase that leads to serial murder.

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I have found so fucking few roulettes that deserve to be saved. Good roulettes only! Let's get some good shit goin on in here
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Roll
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Here is another

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s/fur
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I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
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Weirdest sexy gifs you can find. POST OR YOUR MOM DIES IN 23 MINUTES.
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This is a webm..hope it counts?
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>>695975398
Ive missed this.
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moar

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Rape is legal for 24 hours. What do you do?
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Browse 4chan
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Rape
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>>695974882
/thread
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go on tumblr and mock all of the angry feminists.

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You know what to do.
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I have rolls
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Roll
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rollinn
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Roll

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Boxxy/catie wayne gmt goodbye thread.
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I'm so sad. But I understand gmt leaving....
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>>695968681
There we go

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Small Tits Thread
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Mother son / femdom / straight shota thread
Translator anon godsend edition
Let's do this!
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You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year. The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster
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Roll
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>>695992022
rollinn
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rollinz
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rauhl

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s/fur
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Checking in.
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Munich shootings:
All you hypocrite Liberals in yesterdays thread, ranting on about how this was on the 5th anniversary of the Breivik shootings, and how "white Christians" also gun down people.

Well, look who is identified today - HE WAS IRANIAN - another Snackbar kills himself and a heap of others in the name of his pedo/homo god.
At least Breivik had the decency to not chicken out, and stay alive.

FUCK MUSLIMS
FUCK ISLAM
FUCK ISIS

inb4: Racist (I hate ALL religions)
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>>695978093
Edgy
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Piss on Allah
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>>695978093
Well the fact that he's Iranian makes an Isis connection unlikely due to the Shia Sunni split but does highlight the general insanity of the ideology as a whole.

From what I've heard about leading up to this though it sounds like the guy was a mental case.
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He actually was mixed race

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1. What race are you?

2. Would you be ok with your daughter dating a well spoken, well dressed black guy with a good job?

Be honest
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>>695979715
1. Black
2. Yes

Side Note: My daughter is half white.
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>>695979994
You're not a nigger and you don't have a daughter.

Nice bait.
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>>695979715
1. Black
2. Yes (if I had one that is)
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>>695979715
>white

He's really gotta have his shit together and basically be a black white guy if my baby girl is gonna be dating a black guy

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