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Drawthread: He's back Edition.
>Draw stuff
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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Ya'll ridiculous.
ill draw stuff until i pass out uwu
Requesting a drawing of my friend. He should be just standing in there, wearing the t-shirt in the image, black skinny jeans and low-cut black converse with no socks. Thanks in advance!
https://youtu.be/rsUmFCosuU0
>>768729229
You draw anthro?
ITT we prove that we have watched Home alone 2
i'll start - he gets lost in NY this time
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...*runs away*
to this day this scene always make me laugh
>>768726664
trump is in nit
>>768726776
thats from the first one dip shit
>>768726985
its from the second one you dumb cuck
you obviously didnt see Home alone 2
Tribs Cont.
please
trib please
Cuz fuck you thats why
You save you lose
If traps truly are gay because they have dicks, by that logic jacking off to Buck Angel is perfectly straight because he has a vagina
*she
>>768727565
traps are the homophobes' homosexuals. "straight" men dont exist and their obsessions with stinky ugly pussies and estrogen make them super womany and confused. traps allow them to have their dick and eat it or fool people too. gays did not invent feminine penis no homo and balls arent touching
>>768727565
Bad inference.
Dicks are inherently masculine. Beards, muscles, bald heads, coarse skin and sharp features are ALSO inherently masculine.
Ergo, Buck Angel is basically tantamount to a walking wiener, so jacking to him is super fucking gay.
>>768727981
So having just one item on your list "masculine" list makes it gay? Traps have wee wees, but your mom has sharp features and coarse skin.
>>768728081
...so, taking that statement at face value for the sake of argument, you'd be pretty fucking queer to want to jack off to my mom, then.
Not all Jews are bad right?
>>768726716
Wrong
>>768726716
Proceed
>>768726716
>Jewish scapegoating
>>>/pol/
>>768726716
Go back to pol but first post more pics
>>768726716
jew goddess
Even more pics you shouldn't share
>>768730924
nice hairy pussy
Thicc girls getting dommed by small boys
>>768724511
bump
Bump
I'm a former Blockbuster employee who was around during the company's fall. AMA.
>>768726783
Did you ever find anything weird in the movie cases?
Did you get free movies?
Did you ever steal?
>what was the buzz around the store
>did the managers worry
>did you thing netflix would get this far
>>768726783
So um, did you have company meetings?
Did anyone suggest copying Netflix?
what did you do during your days as a store employee to have fun on the job?
>>768726783
did blockbuster have a porn section?
KIKES
I am Jewish and attend a synagauge very regularly. It's downright scary how ignorant Jews are about what Israel is up to. I 100% condemn Israel but most jews dont
>>768725774
crusades were technically won after all
>>768725774
Go Jews fuck up those mooslims
>>768725977
And what is it they're doing exactly? It's all fucking lies
Caught her cheating last night, she wants me to come over to "make it up" should I?
she better have another girl present
nice bot thread
Nope drop her like a bad habit! That will burn for far longer then anything she did to you.
>>768719495
If you fuck her she will have have the advantage for evermore.
>>768719495
not really. what you should do is pretend to play along and get some hot sex from this overly experienced human fleshlight. and just as she thinks that she has you again... that's when you make a move and leave her. get your moneys worth before you write her off for good.
>feces-covered home
>your TEN kids share one room
>feces
>torture your TEN kids for your own pleasure
>state takes away your TEN kids
>feces
>face tattoos
>feces
That face you make when you win Nigger Bingo
>>768719591
The woman adamantly declared that they did no wrong.
Typical uneducated niggers doing typical nigger shit.
Why is this news a surprise to a Anyone?
Link?
din du nuffin dey wuz setup by da man
>>768719591
Niggers are not human.
What kind of poop knife do you guys use?
I just have this old paint scraper
I used to use a knife, but the spatula in my kitchen usually works just fine.
This is a good thread.
This thread is quality.
>>768721589
>Poop knife
Get out of the past faggot
I don't poop
>>768721589
I use a $20 budk katana.
It get the job done with more style than a more standard poop knife
LIVESTREAM IS TAKING PHONE CALLS
4158707076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJi nNiVHqHo
>>768717480
Bump ask for baddletoads
>>768717588
checked
>>768717480
Bump. Just owned them.
>>768718348
we need more clout calls
>>768717480
bump
Waifu thread
Previous: I'm much too lazy for that.
The rules:
>Choose your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and others' choices
>Keep RP/ERP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>shitzuru
>>768726677
Naaaaaah. I've been dead for a year now, getting less dead with each day from now on.
Uhm...... Why are your bedsheets wet..? I mean, I'm not judging or anything
>>768726842
Nice to see you as well, but... who this?
Well everyone I'm tired
Good Night!
BJ bread
>pic related
>>768721377
>>768721377
bump
bumping
S/fur bread ride with floofy titties and tails continues again.
Because muh floof!
Small colorful mares from popular TV shows are fine too.
Im drunk. AMA before my inhibitions kick back in.
Why haven't you shown us your tits?
Show tits
>>768725120
no boobs. tongue.
Tits or GTFO? That's a question.
>>768725038
Tots now faggot
New FB/IG Fap
boobs in a skinny pettite body
>>768725804
Moar
>>768725875
fuckable
>>768725916
Faproulette Thread
Roll
Sorry, that picture is for ants, heres a better version
anyway, roll
>>768720838
Kill yourself
>>768720878
roll
>>768720878
roll
ok
