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Let's have a women hate thread.
>>751564491
Still can't get a date, huh anon?
>>751564491
>>751564541
No, i'm just a huge cock loving faggot
>>751564491
Women are awesome.
But then again, I've had lots of sex in my life.
Pokemon box 2.
Previous thread:
>>751561417
Requests welcome.
>>751568534
jynx
Female Raichu
creep hidden spy cont
>>751551382
perfect
vimeo dot com
slacz 230239764
pw : anon
>>751551382
set up
Have any of you ever been in a psychiatric hospital? Do they strip search you? Are there communal showers?
>>751543514
I was in the childrens ward when i was 15, no and no
>>751543601
Can confirm. Psychiatric for troubled youth, 14.
>>751543514
No strip search, but I was already wearing a gown cause they transferred me from emergency surgery once I was stable. No communal showers, but the bathroom mirror was clearly a 2-way mirror (put your finger on a mirror surface, if there is a space between your finger and the reflection it's a normal mirror, if there's no space it's a 2-way).
Got hit on by a schizophrenic chick.
Fucken low point of my life.
Thanks for reminding me.
>>751543514
Was like 17, no and no.
If your type is cut up teens girls looking for a shoulder to cry on you hit the jackpot, the only problem is there are cameras everywhere and girls sleep on separate sides of the ward so sex is virtually impossible, even if there weren't any cameras you can't sneak past wardens, wardens also check bedrooms once an hour or so making it pretty difficult to fuck someone there unless it's the wardens themselves lmao
I was actually so scarred from being with these...
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>>751543514
>Do they strip search you?
No. That would be an instant lawsuit. At the worst, you'll get a patdown if they catch you with contraband.
>Communal showers
Dude you'll get your own fucking bathroom.
I worked in a hospital with a psych ward for a year and a half. Granted, I worked in the pharmacy, but I made runs up there all the time. It was... generally pretty chill. There were a few times someone tried to break out ("exit...
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Color wars continued
Purple on grey action
orange to gray
This is real thread
purple takes back yellow colonial territory
Blue still continues eating purple
Celeb Thread Again
>>751562904
shes part eggplant
look at that nigger nose lmao
>>751562971
>types like a nigger
>spaces like a redditor
>>751562904
"Celeb".
>>751562963
Absolutely fucking revolting.
>>751563016
only a nigger who frequents reddit is capable of calling out one of their own
any of you been desperate enough to fuck a fat girl? what was it like?
A few years ago I dated and fucked a fat girl. Honestly, there isn't much difference to normal girls if she isn't super obese.
They're usually up for more stuff cause they have no self confidence
Cave like vagina, couldn't even tell if I was in there
>>751529685
hell, i'm married to one. shit was cash. saved me 50 large on capital gains tax that year. and she plays bass, so i don't have to pay a bass player. shit is double cash
They blow you like it's the last blowjob they'll ever give everytime. Shits amazing.
>>751529976
>i don't have to pay a bass player
He married her so he didn't have to pay a bass player
My sides are literally on fucking Venus.
Why are tattooed people scumbags, /b/?
>at the beach
>enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop
>look across the street
>good-looking woman in a bikini
>erection intensifies
>she turns around
>tattoo on her shoulder
>welp, there goes the erection
Not long after...
>see the same
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>>751555519
>op "can everyone s-stop liking things I don't p-please"
yep tattoos are gay alright
>>751555519
Tarded, or b8?
>>751556233
OP is right. Tattoos are for degenerates these days. Before you had a tattoo if you were in a tribe, a military faction, a biker gang or a circus. Now, people slap tattoos all over themselves to prove they arent afraid of pain, they are unique snowflakes, and to distract from there flaws. When I was 16 i wanted a tattoo, then I grew the fuck up.
Tattoos today, especially on anyone under 40 are a huge indicator of mental illness and self-loathing
>>751556388
Yeah because most people with tattoo's do these kinds of things all the time, kek.
S/fur Thread
Bump.
Favourite Saves From /b/
>>751552706
Fucking love these pics. Anymore op?
>>751543661
More of these
Anybody have the set for this?
>>751543661
More like this!!!!
>>751545336
Moreee
How about one of these because why not?
Also, feel free to post age/occupation/gender or any of the usuals. POst hobbies or whatever too.
Just get repro/b/ates talking to each other.
Age : 25
Occupation : Unemployed
Gender : Male
>141 GAI
>Not very moral, but wouldn't go on killing spree
>slightly depressed and lonely
>thin, but no major health problems
>1 sex partner in the past year, but it was an ugly random off of Tinder. Gotta be better than some of you robots, right?
>Have Asperger's diagnosis, but I'm not a total sperg. Slightly socially awkward, but most people can't tell I'm autistic.
...
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>>751552918
Surely if your physical health is that good, all you have to do is dress well and some women will go for you?
Share your Wife/GF Part 2
My MILF wife
Anyone save the webms of the anon sharing his e-whore girlfriend ?
Wife
Trap thread. Cute CDs/Femboys also welcome.
Come show off your OC
Anyone want to chat?
Kik: Mahoutsukai_no_Yome
>>751543476
your parents must be proud.
Ever considered suicide?
OP can't even post OC content
>>751543476
>Trap thread.
FUCK YOU. FUCK EVERY FAGGOT SPAM THREAD ON /B/ THIS MORNING.
MODS GET THE FAGGOTS THEIR OWN FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD.
Fat whores, chubby sluts, thick fucktoys
>>751556230
new loli thread since the old one got nuked
2d loli only.
fuck off weeb
>>751556440
no u
>>751556359
why was the last one nuked?
>>751556577
some asshole posted 3DPD lolis
ask away /b/oys
will i get a good full time job soon ?
>>751551378
will i get one in 2018?
will i find the right path?
>>751551473
asking again
will i get laid soon?
Waifu something claim thing thread
Previous: I'm not pasting previous.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing.
>Keep RP/ERP in private. (You know who you are)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>No
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>>751549155
Going with rem.
Good afternoon friend...although we might not make it
Hi.
>>751548362
Hi, how is going :)?
>>751548779
Hi!
>>751549155
better thread
>>751549155
今日の気分はどう?
Cory is all mine
Why aren't you having white children anon?
>>751001446
Because your woman wants BBC
>>751001446
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result:...
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>that feel when you will never be an inoccent little white girl
>>751001446
Because I'm not white
post girls and others will give their price as slaves and WWYD (no restriction)
>>750999168
>>750999404
Didn't mean to reply. I got more of her tho, if it's wanted.
>>750999168
500?
