s/fur
F40PH edition
i won't let this thread die until prune
Jingle BELLS
Ok
Explain this, if girls want sex as much as guys then why is it such a difficult process?
If I was a gayfag I could walk up to any guy in gay bar and have see on the same night, with girls you have to act like next James Bond... Hence they don't really want sex
>>684134718
They do; only with the "right" guy. Women are still hardwired in the brain to be selective with whom they choose to be their partner.
Childbirth is time consuming, possibly fatal and a drain on resources both before the child is born and after.
You, acting like James fucking Bond, shows the girl that if she would choose you that you'd impart some of that which she finds attractive on the child. This matters even if she actually wants to have kids with you or not. It's very sub-concious.
Evolution, baby.
>>684135458
/thread
>>684135458
So girls are dumb as fuck and can't let go of the "sub counciouss"
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>>684134718
OP would you have sex with me (pic related) if you were woman?
0-4 you go to heaven
5-9 you go to hell
Dubs you become God
Trips you become Satan
Rolly polly
rip me
Rollerino
>>684138966
Well, that was unexpected... Meh, I'll take it. NEW COMMANDMENTS COMING UP.
My friend wants a new profile pic for steam
Dubs decides
Anon better deliver
pic related, his old profile pic
YLYL green text that you lost too
>>684138051
That's a good one.
[Elle][Fanning]
Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim your waifu
>discuss things
>lewds and rp to a minimum
>get mad at OP
You should try bleach!
Its the best drink there is!
Akiko claimed
Good evening /waifu/
>>684136269
Don't mind that too much Curie
most of the time there's already conversation ongoing so people will focus on that. You just gotta butt in somewhere or hope for a (You)
>have crush on pic related
>see her every day
>can't even stammer out an awkward hello
>she is sweet
How to approach? I'm fuckin scared /b/
seriously, I feel like I'm being choked to death everytime I see her. She is totally cool
>>684136463
Feel the same about some girl, have no fix.
>>684137097
My friend tells me to just say hi, but holy fuck I would rather fight nazi polar bears than do that
>>684136337
>Colored hair
fucking abort abort abort
What is the curse of evil dogger?
go away evil dogger
go away evil dogg
go away evil dogger
Go away evil dogger
NOPE
Dat boi thread
oh shit
forced, gay, sage
>>684136403
waddup
first three words?
>>684136206
No thanks jeff
>>684136206
Not my mom
Put clothes on
"Come here, gorgeous."
Dubs sees whats in the package.
>>684138145
roll
>>684138145
rollin
>>684138145
dubs get
Report Soldiers!!!!!!
Last digits chose your faction:
1-20 Khergit Khanate
21-40 Kingdom of Nords
41-60 Kingdom of Rhodoks
61-80 Kingdom of Swadia
81-00 Kingdom of Vaegirs
if you get dubs you are a sand nigger of Sarranid Sultanate, regardless of the above rules .
quads instantly get emperor of Calradia
Rolling for Swadia!!!!
Rolling for khergit horse archer
>>684136821
Rhodoks crossbow shield whoreage at your service.
>>684137408
Muh nigga!!
>>684136566
i am on four chan
>>684136566
mommy owes me chicken tendies
>>684136566
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
Women voting was a mistake.
>>684136566
How about a blowjob, cunt?
What the fuck has happened to /b/
In the last 5 mins i have seen 2 threads which, if posted 4+ years ago would have been hated out of this site.
But now its welcomed. 75%+ people here are fucking reddit cunts trying to be cool coming to 4chin.
Fuck you people. This site is not for advise if someone tries to scam you when your ipad is broke. Or any other pointless shit you should be handling yourself.
Pic not really related although i did make a few threads about my eye when that happened.
>>684134673
Bumping with more pics of my eye
>>684134673
Last bump. If people come i will discuss this problem until my takeaway gets here.
Seriously disappointed /b/
Get out oldfag, reddit fags overrule here now
>>684134885
Yeh, im seriously thinking i should just not come to /b/ anymore.
good luck
http://cheesespin.net/
Fuck you and your shitty shill posting faggot
you are a faggot if you don't google it you afraid
If someone posts the "I ain't clicking that shit, nigga" meme, I'm out. Seriously I'll quit. I'll jump off a bridge.
me too
anyone know about the weed situation in hawaii?
is it easy to get?
police awareness? how do they control it?
what punishment does one get for weed?
It's too humid for weed to grow. The weed that does grow is expensive, but as long as you're not smoking in public nobody cares.
>>684132351
They hate it man
You can get life behind bars for an eighth
>>684132351
http://norml.org/laws/item/hawaii-penalties
Hawaii-fag here. Very easy to get, actually a little too easy. About a third of the state grows in their backyard. The cops don't give a shit cuz they're too busy evicting homeless and directing traffic for the new rail system (no one knows why it's built). Not legal (yet) but I've heard rumors in certain places you can obtain a green card for like $30-$40.
What do you think?
>>684135378
1"/10
Makes me feel better about myself
>>684135378
...about what?
1/4?
>in middle school
>pretty tight clique
>there were 6 of us, we kept to ourselves pretty much a circlejerk
>spent pretty much all our time together doing shitty middle-schooler things
>sitting at lunch
>big fat retard sits with us
>some call him Tim but that's a name that humans go by and he's a mongoloid
>absolute retard strength, taller than 6 feet, easily 300lbs, held back multiple years, almost impossible to understand, really shouldn't have been at a public school
>we were just going to ignore him
>there are 6 seats at the lunch table so the person whose seat he took (J) pulls up a chair from another table
>some rule-cuck teacher says you can't pull up chairs because it gets too loud
>all abandon retard to sit with J
>retards yelling because we left him
>teacher says we have to go back to our table and sit with retard and J has to sit somewhere else
>we all argued but teacher was firm, sent J to office
>J was pretty mad and holds a grudge
>J has a plan that he lets us on to the next weekend
>we're all friendly to the retard, he sits with us all the time
>we take turns having 2 of us sit together away from retard at an adjacent table and throw food at each other
>we all play with retard on xbox live now
>usually Halo 2
>eventually some friday we invite retard to go to someone's house and play vidya
>he gets picked up by his mom and we walk to kids house so it's cool
>go tell retards mom that we want him to come over
>she started sobbing because she was so happy that his son was being included
>apparently retard told her we were being nice to him
>she gives us money for pizza and shit
>we get pizza first time he hangs out with us, we're nice to him
>play vidya and whatever
>retards mom comes and picks him up after a couple ours and we still have most of the night
>next thursday we make preparations
>>684134875
no just killyourself fag
>>684134875
Continueeeeee
>>684134875
>friday tell retard that we want him to hang out again
>this time we're hanging out at the landfill which has some woods around it
>we're walking with him
>this time we're being more mean to him, mostly to dehumanize him for ourselves
>get to our pre-planned place a ways away from everything
>4 of us pick up sticks about wrist-thick, C has a baseball bat and J has a lead pipe
>we're loaded for bear
>we all start beating him
>once we start we know we know that we can't go back because this enraged retard could do damage
>at first he recoils in shock but he's surrounded
>everyone's blows start getting a lot harder until they're basically full-strength because he wasn't going down easy
>he was recoiling so no-one was really getting a clean shot at his head
>he goes from disbelief to enraged as he processes his betrayal
>lets out a retard roar like he's powering up
>everyone instinctively knows we need to redouble our efforts and are hitting him using the full-length of our weapons and strength
>retard makes his move, a lot quicker than I thought possible
>has one of the kids (S) with sticks by the wrist
>we were not anticipating casualties
>J has the lead pipe he was supposed to be the one that physically brought him down
>he motions me to back up a step as I'm directly behind retard now and we need to disengage him from our man
>J takes a one step swing and gives the retard a brutal strike in the back of his knees
>he buckles but still hangs on to S who's panicking
>C hits the retard pretty good with the bat in the back of the head
>retard is down
>S can disengage but the retard is still conscious
>now it's my turn
I came for the pictures but I stay for your story
