Left or right? Pick one to fuck silly
>>684134360
Right. Definitely Right.
>>684134419
/thread
>>684134419
>>684134510
Still pick the same girl?
Right...
>>684134620
middle tbh
How do I steal money from my stepdad's wallet without getting caught? He leaves it beside the keys in the hallway, unguarded.
Also general thievery thread
>>684133233
Ask for it. Tell him why you want it. Realize how much of a disappointment you are to yourself and your loved ones. Report back to b. Good luck, anon.
>>684133233
blame it on a nigger
>>684133233
I have one easy step for you.
1. Don't do it, and get a job instead you fucking useless sack of shit.
>>684133982
>>684135355
you ruined /b/
this place was degenerate filled cesspool of deprived sick bastards...fuck you...fuck you
>>684135355
>>684133982
Jesus christ if I wanted to be lectured I'd ask my parents for one
Seriously, how?
Gf broke up with me to be a lesbian
I'm the brink of suicide
Feels thread
>>684134951
Wow you got cucked for a grill? Yeah kill yourself
Damn, cockblocked by a pussy.
Rub one out OP, you'll feel better tomorrow.
>>684134951
I'M DUMPED SHE'S A LESBIAN, I FINALLY FOUND THE ONE. WE WERE GOOD AS MARRIED IN MY MIND, BUT MARRIED IN MY MIND'S NO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OOOOH
>>684134951
Ross Geller status
>>684134951
You deserve it. If your happiness is dependent on anyone or anything other than yourself, you have no one to blame but yourselves.
Little dick reporting in humiliate me /b/
>>684135074
No timestamp no humilliation
>>684135074
Is that errect?
>>684135074
Whoever owns that dick, my heart goes out to you, you poor poor guy..
>>684135074
Dude lose a shit ton of weight and you could add maybe two inches to that. Some girls don't mind a smaller dick. You know what they do mind?? Tits on a man.
>that feeling when four inches long
>that feeling when six inches girth
>that feeling when you have a literal chode
how should I kill myself?
The spic or the cracker?
http://poal.me/g0fnxc
>>684135698
The mexican. White girl looks too much like a slightly feminized richard dawkins, can't unsee it.
>>684135900
Agreed
>>684135698
Voted Selena
To fuck, or not to fuck?
>>684133972
She needs a shower, but very fuckable once cleaned up. Likely disease ridden though.
Boy o boy
sauce?
>>684134208
>Very Fuckable
>disease ridden
Good to know that doesn't disqualify her for ya.
Lovely
webm thread
>>684136505
Sauce?
Green text stories.
These happened this week.
>Be me, this monday 8:25 AM
>French class
>Portuguese not french
>All of my french class-mates including myself suck derriere
>Teacher want's us to talk more fluently
>Makes us stand in a circle
>She goes in the middle
>"I will choose a random person to come here."
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Bumperino
Just know...even if this thread dies, you made me laugh. Especially cause I failed French in high school and it was the only class I failed.
>>684133292
Appreciate it m8
MC BEYBLADE
>>684132049
You know, you could have left out the part where you told what you were looking at on 4chan and it still would've been obvious that you're an aspie social fuck up
You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.
>11bravo infantry grunter
I could eleminate all your with my tactical precision infantry expertise.
because people like you are in the Military.
>>684136309
Fat sack of shit, u been in what ...less than 6 months and you somehow made it thru osut. Idiots like you give the rest of us a bad name you fucking cunt. Enjoy failing weight and tape next time you do your apft. And 19d here you faggot. Fuck you
Because DD214. Also, fellow BangBang!
>pic unrelated
Are you upset that they're letting females into combat roles? No more brojobs and etherbunnies?
>>684136309
I'll serve this country when it starts serving me.
I want to tie my girlfriend up to a chair with a vibrator on her clit. The only problem is I know nothing about BDSM. I have some rope and want to practice. Does anybody have how to pictures or anything?
>>684133718
>>>/google/
>>684133718
/hc/ sometimes has "instructionals" threads
check the archive
>>684134232
>not wanting to chat with bros.
>not wanting to hear stories and experiences
Remind me again what year this is.
>>684134249
Will do, thanks!
>>684134464
>>>/d/bdsm
the year of harstem
>>684134249
>>684134464
also you might wanna visit /d/'s /bdsmg/ general thread. I hear good things about it (not a /d/ regular myself so I cant judge). If you got the balls maybe even ask there, but expect serious answers. This IS srs bsns, treat it as such.
Dubs decide my new dark souls name
>>684136679
doyouevenliftbra
>>684136679
Fuckleberry
>>684136778
Reroll
>>684136778
Let's try one more 'gain
Only Faggots start anything but deprived
Girl i found on pictureswap. She is a goddes. Anyone knows her / have moar ?
>>684133543
stop shilling faggot.
please MOAR
>>684133543
was that the only pic posted ?
>>684133543
this girl ?
>>684133543
oh wow another thread based on picture swap that quickly gets exactly 3 other posters involved then stagnates, almost like its one person samefagging from 3 different browsers.
If you were having a threesome, which two would you choose?
>>684134466
Bleh. White hat and blue top?
>>684134834
Another of 4
>>684134466
one on the left and cowgirl
not really a fair assessment bc sunglasses can hide an ugly face easily but left has the most banging body
>>684135330
nothing special but theyre at the beach so at least they aren't poor
So, tell me again why I should care so much about getting a wife or gf. Seems to me like a woman can't really do shit for a man.
Sex
>>684136089
Past a certain age it gives you a status boost, and giving her a nice good fucking can certainly boost your ego. But the downsides are real as hell i agree, especially if you wind up with a bitch.
>>684136252
Other than sex (which depreciates over time), what benefit does a man really get out of keeping a woman entertained/being in a relationship?
>>684136316
>if you wind up with a bitch.
This seems to be a growing trend among relationships.
what the fuck is ?
i wanna nowwwwwww
>walk into GameStop
>see this
>wat do
Turn 360 degrees and RUN
>>684135082
"360", get it? Like Xbox 360 xD XD xd
>>684134974
Id give her a towel and feed her a sandwich before getting shot in the head by my secretly gay ex-marine neighbor while staring deeply into my family photo and reflecting on how I loved every stupid moment of my life
Need more info. What was I going to GameStop for in the first place? Is anyone with me?
>PC Gaymes
>Hot TiTiEs
Any Brits know this knobhead. Swear to god, he is the biggest meme known to grime. Every Year 10 will listen to him like their hard but they ain't. These niggers think Stormzy and Jme are the shit and totally blank real niggers like Skepta and Chip. JME IS A FUCKING DISGRACE TO GRIME. He raps in schools for kids. He is not rated, fam.
If you got this far, drink some tea because i'm british and stuff.....
SHUT UP.
>>684133011
you're just mad because you're just a backup dancer
>shut up
>>684133011
Devilman
>>684133621
AWWW HELL NAH NIGGA
>>684133997
Devilman is the realest in the game
I made a thread earlier about muh kitteh catching a mouse, but the mouse made a daring escape.
Well, my muh cat caught another one (or the same one)
What should I do to this fucker? He shall die. Shall he die for science? NASA mouse?
two mice in one day.... I'm really perplexed here
>>684134220
forget that. hang yourself on cam
this is the one that was caught this morning
the new one is in the same container
Give the mouse a forceful entry into your rectum.
where does one buy balloons??
Hey /b/.
I'm going to fap to a synchronized hentai with a friend over the internet to bond.
Do you recommend any hentai for such bonding?
>>684134305
Get in here faggots.
Who are your favorites? In order?
Mine are :
>WidowMaker
>Mercy
>Tracer
>Mei
>inb4 that one faggot that plays bastion
How do I get into the pants of a girl who has recently had her heart broken and only thinks about her faggot ex all day?
bamp
Bump
Cut his face off and wear it duh
Date her ex until he dumps you too, then you'll have something in common to cry about
give her what he didn't.. she's low on confidence.. prime for the taking