ITT;we post pics of girls we know and anon says what they would do sexually to them
RULES! REPLY OR REPLY! IF YOU PIC DUMP NO ONW WILL REPLY TO YOU.
Guys please tell me what you would do with my girl
Kik: mr.white136
>>686267934
I would throat fuck her hard. Then start pounding her pussy like a mad man.
>>686267934
fuck her hard in the ass, pull out then make her suck my shit tasting cock until I cum. She then gargles it and spits it onto her self
About time /b/! Also chubbie thread!
>>686266375
Jesus Christ, have some respect for yourself.
>>686266375
Ugg. Post a picture of a woman not on the rag.
Chunky wife
Alright /b/
Femanon here. I've recently been 'dating' this guy who is your stereotypical dweeb who doesn't go outside into the sunlight and preordered Overwatch before anyone knew it existed. 100% virgin and has never had a girlfriend. Because of all this I'm not sure how to proceed further than dates. Our dates are a lot like when we normally hangout but usually in restaurants or cafes instead of at his place or mine. I wanna kiss him and bang him but i'm afraid to scare him? His best friend told me he doesn't even know if he's ever kissed a girl so I'm afraid to overwhelm him.
What do
>>686263982
just kiss him and fuck him, don't hold him to expectations.
he'll probably nut in 2 minutes
or lose his boner
or keep his boner but not cum at all.
one of these things will happen, don't get offended.
You're asking on a site full of dweebs and neckbeards for advice, not a great move.
better off talking to your bf yourself.
also, tits or gtfo.
a) make the first move.
start with a peck on the cheek and go on from there.
b) speak to him, be tactful though. or literally just ask. 'can i kiss you?'
hope that helps
Sit on his lap during something mundane. Like while he's playing one of his games. Grind a little.
Let him figure it out.
>>686263982
Post your tits with a timestamp.
Alright jews.
Let's make a hearthstone card.
Dubs kicks us off: Spell or Minion?
Rollin' for Spell.
>>686266821
bumping cos i'm a faggot
Spell
Minion
Trips and I post her nudes
whaddup
do it or you dont have some
post proof you have nudes faggot
attention seeking cunt
I'm just gonna leave this here...
You know what to do
>>686259330
YES
rolling for 8830
>>686259602
son of a
Rollerino
buy a poorfag overwatch please?
email is [email protected]
Can someone tl;dr all of this Overwatch hype, please? What makes it not another generic game?
>>686258263
I would also like to know, a few friends want me to buy it. But why not just play TF2?
>>686258715
nothing whatsoever. It's TF2 with some MOBA gimmicks.
>>686259195
Interesting. Thanks, appreciate it.
G/Furs
Dick rate thread
lol this nigga took a mach 3 do his entire dick section. Faggot ass nigga hahahah the reactions you must get from women are hilarious! Fag
>>686256854
Small dick detected
>>686256067
>>686256979
Same fag
Also, real life is not a porno, girls do not like men who was off all they're pubic hair. You may as well have a pussy.
>>686257191
"Girls do not like men who shave", ok ill get an affro. Any more AWESOME tips sex guuru?
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
https://youtu.be/FcIEqDNyG-4
>>686265951
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:21:27 No.686262216▶>>686262495 >>686262545
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:23:40
>>686262056
I REPLY WITH MY FRONT TYRE BEFORE I REPLACED BECAUSE THAT PAINS ME TO SEE
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:22 No.686262495▶>>686262616
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>>686262224
Why hello there
>>686262216
Man, I wish I had a tracksuit
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:31 No.686262508▶>>686262696
>>686262072
There's always a choice...
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:52 No.686262545▶
>>686262216
Good night discount megumin, have warm, lenghty dreams of Amatsukaze!
>Shiro
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:25:22 No.686262592▶>>686262903
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>>686262440
RORY! THERE'S NO TREADS ON THAT! HOW THE FUCK WERE YOU STILL RIDING?!
>Have a me
>Ma
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:25:34 No.686262616▶
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:26:10 No.686262679▶
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So. Tomoko, what should I play as?
I did screw up your last Skyrim run
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:26:24 No.686262696▶
>>686262508
spike in not killing or freezing myself
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:28:38 No.686262903▶
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>>686262592
WAY TOO FAST AND WITH MORE POWER
>have a me rn back at ya
>at home xzczso not in leathers
>Rory-saxczxcma
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:28:50
But I have no idea what
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:21:27 No.686262216▶>>686262495 >>686262545
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:23:40
>>686262056
I REPLY WITH MY FRONT TYRE BEFORE I REPLACED BECAUSE THAT PAINS ME TO SEE
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:22 No.686262495▶>>686262616
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>>686262224
Why hello there
>>686262216
Man, I wish I had a tracksuit
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:31 No.686262508▶>>686262696
>>686262072
There's always a choice...
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:24:52 No.686262545▶
>>686262216
Good night discount megumin, have warm, lenghty dreams of Amatsukaze!
>Shiro
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:25:22 No.686262592▶>>686262903
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>>686262440
RORY! THERE'S NO TREADS ON THAT! HOW THE FUCK WERE YOU STILL RIDING?!
>Have a me
>Ma
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:25:34 No.686262616▶
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:26:10 No.686262679▶
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So. Tomoko, what should I play as?
I did screw up your last Skyrim run
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:26:24 No.686262696▶
>>686262508
spike in not killing or freezing myself
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Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:28:38 No.686262903▶
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>>686262592
WAY TOO FAST AND WITH MORE POWER
>have a me rn back at ya
>at home so not in leathers
>Rory-samazxczxc
Anonymous 05/26/16(Thu)11:28:50
But I have no idea what
Let's get a cringe thread going
Cat brought this lil fella inside.
What do?
take him outside and poor lighter fluid on him and set him on fire. Or give him a snack and set him free. Either way.
shit on it
>>686266339
Confirm your real with a timestamp
>>686266339
timestamp faggot
YLYL time
>>686266433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
Lost
pics you shouldn't share thread.
also, anyone have more of this girl?
I had a backup but it failed.
any interest in the gf?
10th pic in your reaction folder is yfw Trump becomes president
yeah...im that guy with the american psycho stuff.
Dubs decide what state gets nuked
trips decide what state is spared
quads removes a state entirely
OP will deliver
Oklahoma
>>686264248
Nuke Wyoming
>>686264355
winner winner chicken dinner
How does one get dubs?
>>686259771
Not like that, slugger
Do I have to rely on the power of meme magic to get dubs?
>>686259771
One must first sacrifice a virgin to the almighty God of Dubs, and then type "dubs get" and if the Almighty is pleased with your offering, you shall be granted dubs.
Newer celeb thread.
>>686256750
good got blue balls from the last thread!
damn a man can usually find some help to empty himself in these threads but not tonight it seems.
What's the worst way a woman you liked dissed you anon? Anyone been emotionally crushed by a bitch?
Few years back, my friend started dating this girl. She was annoying and only slightly attractive. I didn't really like her that much, but tolerated her for my friend's sake. Before long they broke up, but she kind of stuck around. The three of us would hang out a lot and eventually i got used to her...
i'll continue, just dont want to 404 while im typing.
>>686257762
been dissed plenty of times but im dead inside so there are no emotions to crush
>>686257762
Me and my co worker had a thing she started liking all my photos and like putting hearts under them and stuff and so we talked and we both liked each other we talked on the phone for 12 hours because we didnt get sick of each other the first nights we talked and then when we went out on a date she was using her phone going through guys snapchats and i was like what the fuck and she knew the people from the restraunt so she was just sitting next to them and talking while i just listened and laughed all bullshit aside we didnt last and she was talking to some other nigger while talking to me she tryed to be my friend like 3 months ago i told her to fuck off i dont need any friends and now we dont even say anything to each other at work its been like this for 3 months and i was like i might as well man and apoligize and ask her if we can be friends again so it could get less awkard but she never replied and her snapchats are filled with her sleeping with her bf everyday fucking girls man
>>686258299
we used to sit in my room and drink (we were in college, and I still lived with my parents) and horse around. Nothing particularly sexual though. At least not at first. But she had a tendency to take her shirt of when she got drunk. She and my friend were still sort of fwb, so I stayed back. Eventually though we'd end up wrestling. She would "fight" us and we'd pin her, 2v1. She loved it, and always told us that it turned her on.
She is beautiful. How does it feel not to have a beautiful girl in your life? I think about this everyday and it is killing me.
>>686255214
>I think about this everyday and it is killing me.
the obvious solution would be: stop thinking about it
>>686255214
are you the G sad anon? I am the other G anon who never had a gf, have not seen you here for a long time. but anyway, I am mostly numb to it now, it used to hurt my heart and make me break down, but I don't feel anything any more. it is basically merciful since I see too much beauty I'll never be able to touch ._.
>>686255214
More recently, I have been thinking of this. Although I get along with girls, my anxiety makes me ponder the though of if I am socially inept. Thus, being a deterrent for seeking relationships.
