new loli bread
>>691029888
for chino and the gang!
this loli is not amused /b/
quick do something
ITT: we claim our celebrity fuck toys and say what you'd do to your toy
>>690998416
Fuck off with this cringe, you massively lonely 14 year old retard.
>>690998416
> touch myself while he quietly whispers for OP to kill himself
>>690998899
Rolling
dance battle with her
Hmmm... It's getting kinda late /b/. NIGHT TIME FLUFFY THREAD!
>>691015881
Gettysburg was the turning point of the American Civil War. This is the most famous and important Civil War Battle that occurred over three hot summer days, July 3, 1863, around the small market town of Gettysburg, Pennsylvania. More importantly Gettysburg was the clash between the two major American Cultures of their time: the North and the South. The causes of the Civil War, and the Battle of Gettysburg, one must understand the differences between these two cultures. The Confederacy had an agricultural economy producing tobacco, corn, and cotton, with many large plantations owned by a few very rich white males. These owners lived off the labor of sharecroppers and slaves, charging high dues for use of their land. The Southern or Confederate Army was made up of a group of white males fighting for their independence from federal northern dictates (The History Place Battle of Gettysburg 1).
The Union economy was based on manufacturing, and even the minorities in the North were better off than those in the South most of the time. The Northern politicians wanted tariffs, and a large army. The Southern plantation owners wanted the exact opposite.
The South was fighting against a government that they thought was treating them unfairly. They believed the Federal Government was overtaxing them, with tariffs and property taxes making their life styles even more expensive than they already had been. The North was fighting the Civil War for two reasons, first to keep the Nation unified, and second to abolish slavery. Abraham Lincoln, the commander and chief of the Union or Northern forces along with many other Northerners believed that slavery was not only completely wrong, but it was a great humiliation to America. Once can see that with these differences a conflict would surely occur, but not many had predicted that a full-blown war would breakout
>>691015980
Cool story bro
>>691015881
683156281 fuck fluffy things. i used to love the movie gremlins. its still ok but not the best movie I've ever seen. anyway. i met this girl who also loves the movie gremlins. she said that it reminds her of her childhood. and for some reason the mogwai really turn her on. i ask how thats possible. the mogwai have absolutely no sexual features. no rounded ass, no raised breasts, no genetalia of any type. could it possibly be the fact that they transform into those slimy green gremlins? what is it? she refused tell me. i spent many nights afterwards watching gremlins and hoping maybe to get turned on a little bit. one night i got half a chub but I've since realized that was most likely just the air conditioner. eventually i couldnt take the mystery anymore. i MUST know what turns her on about the movie gremlins, if for no other reason than i want to be able to fuck a mogwai in the comfort of my own home. why should she be able to get so turned on by gremlins but I'm not even allowed to experience it? i corner her. she backs up. scared. my slow approach has her shaking and asking, "logan, whats gotten into u?" i tell her this is the end of the line. she must tell me why gremlins makes her pussy drip. here and now is the time or she will die by my average sized cock. I can tell that she's finally about to tell me, she's finally about to break. she takes a deep breath and dramatic music begins to play from the lunch room loud speakers across from mrs. shabotski's 5th grade class ( this was the song: http://youtu.be/dPiEVyd3-4k ) above the dulcid tones she tells me the thing i swore never to repeat. but i will tell it to you hear bros. i will tell it to you from my death bed. i will tell you the sexiest thing I've ever heard. that girl lets the real life gizmo live in her pussy. shit gets wild after midnight.
What celebrity you think that does anal?
>>690992963
I would pay godly amounts of money to give Jennifer Anniston anal.
>>690992963
Ariel winter
>>690993524
>[
she's jewish?
>>690993773
She is not jew
God-Tier Horror movies
The misses and I need to add some films to our queue.
This a good one.
Bumping
>>691009483
Excellent. Also pic related.
>>691009253
1982's The Thing.
>>691013447
fb fap continuation
https://www.reddit.com/r/SSXXYY/comments/4itp33/megan_rain_18_year_old_step_sister_fuck/
Post the pic with three girls and they all look surprised
what do you guys think of her?
s/fur is a bunch of fucking twats
Hey now I for one like having a twat means I cam cum as many times as I want
Fat / chubby / thick / land whale thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swexy/comments/4k0509/young_blonde_girlfriend_with_big_boobs_fucked/
Nah. Yiff thread?
>>691024182
i saved this pic a couple of thread ago.
have anymore, op?
Women you want to cum inside and impregnate
>>691016560
Who is this semen demon?!?!?
get in
downvote
be part of 4chan history!
over 200k dislikes so far.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtCyepuLt8Q
Shut up queer. No one cares
keep the downvotes coming
comments are disabled so that's something
KILL ALL THE GAYS AND THE FAGGOTS
So, I've logged into a LaserJet printer that I don't own.
69 chooses the image that I print 100 times.
tubgirl
Post any pedo greentext stories you have
>Go to YMCA
>family showers
>see naked 4 year old
>grow up to be a pedophile.
>>690994733
Did you look in the mirror as a kid?
>>690994733
Is there like a pedo scale or is it just 100% all the way ?
>>690994733
not pedo but jews are involved
>Be me
>Be nigger
>Be Jewish
>Live in ghetto
>Notice that niggas aren't motivated
>They seem to have something along the lines of what other jews call ADD
>icangetshekels.jpg
>Set up supply chain for pseudo using human proxies and dumbass niggers
>Make meth
>Open up calcium pills, replace calcium with meth
>Now I need to tell them why they need my shit
>Go to the shire pharmaceuticals website
>Support Israel sticker in upper right
>mfw
>Grab every marketing poster they have for adderall
>Open up my pirated copy of photoshop
>Put hentai on posters so they get circulated
>niggasdon'tknowaboutmyhentai
>Replace "adderall" with stupid shit like "niggerall"
>jewingintensifies.jpg
>Have extremely simple distribution system
>Anybody interested talks to a dealer
>Dealers don't carry product on them
>Customers give delivery address and pay up front
>Deliver the "medication" at random times using random kids who are being payed $10 to deliver the stuff
>Feeling especially Jewish that night
>Go to synagogue
>Halfway through the meeting ask where all the scheming is
>Turns out they don't actually do that
>Get thrown out and beat up by Jews with canes
>Contact ADL
>My story goes national because I'm black
>They omit the schemes though
>i dindu nuffin
>Obama blames it on climate change
>mfw never been caught
>>690995468
I think it's a scale. Inversely proportional to how young you desire.
10 being the worst I'm a 2.
>I like 12-14 yo
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>691017067
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
AIDS
>>691024042
Far superior to the anime, yes.
Affirming existence.
>ITT
We describe games poorly
>Go into a dungeon
>Things are fine
>Party members get hit by critical attacks over and over
>Can't avoid it
>Everyone died
>Oh.
>>691017501
>be plumber
>have plumber brother
>we're super
>my name is mario
> spawn a character
> be in a team full of retards
> try not to be a retard
> fail
> cry
>>691017501
Dankest Dungeon?
>>691017808
Overwatch probably
ASK THE GREAT 8-BALL ANYTHING!
She like me or nah
>>691028271
thanks man!
>>691028271
top kek. and I thought it wouldnt be legit. can confirm that this shit is legit. now i have to eat moms spaghetti
>>691028271
Best video ever
>>691028271
I jizzed in my pants at the very thought of this video
>>691028271
amazing d00d
YLYL God tier.
>>691013068
This is pointless without the audio. Google "Scott Sterling". Also, welcome to 2013, son.
>>691013068
No matter how many times I tell myself "You've seen this already. You know what's going to happen" this one always gets me.
what does YLYL mean?
Pics you shouldnt share bread
Is there more of this girl?
Gf. Moar?
>>691015009
Moar tits
Ah fuck 10:00pm, time to open this fucker up. Welcome to Club Kek, 4chan's most exclusive night club! Ugh, why do I give a shit, you fuckers know what this is.
>singles get their shit kicked by the bouncer and get to go to Club Cuck
>dubs get in
>trips gets VIP
>quads gets VIP and free bottles all night
>quints owns the place
>sexts and above Omar Mateen all the faggots in the club
Post your dankest memes when you get in or you get bounced, pussys.
roll
hol up fucker , let me in or the goat will pay.
>>691016870
No weapons allowed asswipe, back of the line
Loli bread cont
anyone ever been almost or entirely caught browsing loli by a significant other/parents?
what happened?
any stories?