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abend anon
wie gehts?
was steht die woche an?
sonst alles klar?
Fick Boxxer
>>700835031
> wie gehts?
Gut, bis auf das ich gerade grenzmazedonische Flüchtlingspisse saufe.
> was steht die woche an?
Arbeit. Saufen. Ficken (mit meiner rechten Hand).
> sonst alles klar?
Immer doch.
>>700835231
bitte was säufst du
>>700835031
sers!
>wie gehts?
is okay, hätt gern a bier, is aber nur whiskey da
>was steht die woche an?
net viel
>sonst alles klar?
hätte mal wieder lust zu vögeln irgendwie
Why do you hate potheads?
If someone, and I'll try to type this without bias if you try to read it without bias, who is working a full time job that happens to benefit the community and paying their own bills, happens to have some ailment of the body that causes them constant and great physical pain, used smoking marijuana as a means to dull the pain, allow them to focus on personal ventures and socializing, What would you rather have them do, if you're of the belief that them smoking illegally was some sort of detriment to society?
>>700820966
If I have that mind set obviously I want them to take legal medication that badly works with horrible side affects
>>700820966
>Why do you hate potheads?
because they are stupid, self absorbed, and annoying as shit
i.e. this thread
>>700820966
Your not describing pot heads
>what would you rather have them do
there is no direct substitute. without specifics, all anyone could possibly say is go see a doctor.
Continue teen butt thread
>>700838957
dubs get moar
>>700835695
asking again - really trying to find it, i searched my PC for like 2 fuckin hours i dont know where it is
YOU are invited to guess the future.
>also get
is this post bad?
Should I kiss her?
>>700831042
respect
>>700830687
Will I get laid this week?
ITT post your real cock size
8.2 inches
>>700825527
3.1 inches
0 inches
4 3/4
I'm up for a GTA IV Cover Montage. You too?
Dubs win corresponding spot, 00 and trips+ may choose a spot.
>>700844562
99 if trips
>>700844731
Roll for 88
>>700844562
33 trips
Feeling nostalgic thread v2
Get on my level bros
This motherfucker right here
Who's your favorite porn star at the moment?
>>700836607
THIS IS A RARE TAYTAY - DO NOT DUPLICATE - DO NOT SAVE - CLEAR BROWSER CACHE AFTER VIEWING
Been Caprice for about 5 years.
>>700836607
Alex Grey. Photos really don't do her justice
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
Good luck my /b/rethren
Yeah fuck it, let's roll them dice.
Oh you op
hmm. ok
I'll bite.
Also here's a picture of my guinea pig.
What are your criteria for a gf?
Not your ideal woman, but the minimum criteria a girl has to meet in order for you to want to date her. Deal breakers/red flags also welcome.
for me:
>must be at least 6/10
>not too fat or too skinny
>pretty face, nice body (I can live with it if she only has one of these)
>any race (except gypsy or aboriginal) is fine as long as she ticks the above boxes
>not into any retarded political movements (left or right wing)
>not too religious (apatheist is ideal but any kind of "live and let live" attitude is fine)
>won't sponge off me completely
>able to hold an interesting conversation and at least acknowledge differing points of view without pitching a fit
>has some kind of hobbies or interests of her own rather than just shit like work, school, netflix and clubbing (for example)
>not an opinionated bitch
This might sound pretty general but you'd be surprised how hard it can be to find a decent looking girl who fulfils all of these (especially the last few).
>>700827632
> at least 5/10
> not fat
> must be into anal, passive and active
if I could fuck her with zero efford and it would be clear no one would ever know, I would do even a fat 1/10; anal play is mandatory
Implying any of you fat fucking virgins have any place to have standards of women. You'd take whatever you could get and you know it.
>>700828205
nice try shitlord
>>700827632
no sluts allowed, will only make problems
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
where is the old one?
FOREVER QUEEN.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>700833237
fuck happened to the last thread?
someone post something illegal?
>inb4 this thread gets deleted too
Yuuko Aioi is claimed. (・ω・)
>>700833332
shhhiiiiiiittttttt. missed it by 1.
>>700833333
27 years old.
Why can't I get rid of nostalgia?
had the exact same castle xD
>>700830181
Because life was better before the reality of symbols became real
>>700830672
What do you mean by "the reality of symbols"?
r8?
Gf rate bread
>>700816211
Righteous tits, little boxy though
8/10
>>700816350
Boxy?
for some reason i think all black girls are loose as fuck ^^
Gorgeous
Pics that you fapped the most to.
>>700829268
closest thing to 10/10 ive seen on /b/
I don.t care
Teen girls that are 18 but looks way younger thread
Pic related
>>700827400
Pedo detected
>>700827515
I guess you like traps fag
Trap thread?
Trap thread.
.
>>700826445
So close to trips. Sad you.
Here we go... Superbump?
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DK tråd!
Nogle der har Elise harritz nøgen billeder?
>>700805823
Bump 4 nudes
Bump for blowjobvideon
Har et af min kæreste
>>700806028
2/2
sup /b/
i'm back for another round of dubs decide
go get lunch
Leave 4chan forever
Oh boy
you're the op from some time ago! guys this is a legit op he delivered last time
Rolling for sharpie in pooper
Buy pop rocks and put them inside your dick hole
