Save us from ultra giga nigga
Oh fuck! Rolling
quads get
Roll
>>677429445
Reroll
Alright /b/, so my wife and I are thinking about having public sex. The idea of public fucking turns us both on. Any tips?
Assuming you all aren't helpless virgins.
We are I'm afraid
Used to bone a girl who would love doing it in the woods, always had to bring proper towels and shit tho, it's a potentially messy experience
>>677429025
top zozzle
Closest ive gotten to public sex is head in a movie theatre was pretty dope till the mom next to us got pissed cuz her kid saw
Hey /b/ I'm a fairly new to taking LSD. Me and my friends are wondering what are some unique things to do while high?
Am desperate.
>>677427825
Bump
>>677427825
there is something like 100 websites that talk about this, just search on google retard
How do you pick up and fuck a milf, /b/? How do you know which ones are down to fuck and which ones are actually just annoying old ladies out on the wines?
Also milfs just coz
The ones that are down to fuck will get touchy. Annoying old ladies will just crack stupid jokes.
>>677427860
Being 23, how do you even approach them? Just lead with a buying them a drink?
Post girls you want to impregnate and start a family with.
Wife material
The Seasoning Ladies
"pussyslutsi'dfucktherightoneohgodiamdiamonds"
The spice girls you fucking idiot
The Girl Beatles + 1
Scary is terrifying
I just tried this new pipe quite chill.
dubs name it
>>677426135
Mr Pipe
>>677426135
Pipes are awesome! I smoke tobacco pipes myself. I own two Savinelli's (616 and a 320). Also have a corn cob (country gentlemen). Pipe smoking is very relaxing. Great hobby! Nice to see someone else do that here on /b/.
>>677426135
mr poop
>>677426503
This is what my 616 looks like.
OC cocks?
Thoughts..apart from tiny pic. Constructive comments would be a bonus. if b/ capable?
was fucking awful also bertmun is derp as fuck In this shit!
Affleck was great, so was gal godat
Lois Lane is the best villain
Great movie
9/10
>>677428008
Come up with your own defences for the film if you enjoyed it, you moron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU2gMby6GJs
Step1: Ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
>>677426529
What led up to you being 32 and a virgin? Ever thought about just buying it? I'm sure someone would fuck you I mean people have sex animals and corpses and shit.
>>677426827
>What led up to you being 32 and a virgin?
The same reason as for all the other virgins over 30: social incompetence.
>>677426971
When did you give up all hope?
>>677427464
I noticed something is wrong with me with 25. Haven't given up yet.
My friend slept and I want to prank him. What should I do?
>>677427745
Fuck him in the ass
>>677427745
Put mustard on his bum hole
Lol kill him xD then hang him upside down from the ceiling fan, slit his throat and watch his carcass spin around and shoot blood everywhere lol xD just a prank bro
Last three digits of post is area code for where you're going to have to move. Good luck anon
Roooll
>>677427309
Peoria IL.... Fuck
Reroll
I'm in...
ITT post you're literal 10/10 grils
>Daily reminder that Islam can never be defeated, only embraced.
Westerners will suffer at the hands of the noble Muslims who fight back.
The Ummah is rising, keep pushing us and you will see the true face of Jihad. What you see now is only the beginning, you have no clue of what we are capable.
You pigs are poking a sleeping giant, the more you keep fighting, the bigger the response and the Muslims will annihilate you. We will leave no male alive and your women will be captured as booty.
I am a moderate Muslim. I endorse this message. Islam will rise. Islam will rule. Islam will defeat it's attackers., by the grace of Allah.
Allahu' akbar.
TLDR: OP is a BIG faggot
I'd love to force feed you some bacon you fuck.
>>677427984
ur not my real dad u cant tellme how to liv my life tbh
>>677427984
>muslim
>noble
fuck off you childfucker get in your cave and never come out again
Its alive
Add vsjd2
Dvdskywalk
Add bangv
Add aquilasdan
ITT:Post your favorite album and have others guess things about you
>>677425123
ma nigga
>>677425242
Do you also like Come Down to Us?
Right now, probably this.
>>677425273
Yep
Internet went off, did anybody save the rest of this in the previous Teen thread?
Also, teen bread.
>>677427569
bump
lurking
Why does Australia always think its better than us Americans.
We would easily win at a war with you ausfags
You made me laugh OP good job.
Jokes aside, im australian and america would easily be able to beat australia in a war.
>>677426483
It isn't that Australia is all that good. It's just that you suck so much that it's hard not to be better than you
>>677426718
>>677426483
reality hits you hard bro
alright /b/, i need ur wisdom.
this new girl started at work and from the start she always caught me eye from a far. we got to know eachother quickly while talking at work then she invites me over to get drunk
at first i was a little unconfortable around her I was a virgin before out first play date then when we were both hammered i went for it kissed her, carried her to the bed and anyone who doesnt have aspergers knows where it went from here.
fast forward a few days she invites me over again we do the same thing. sex, drink; then she mentions she has a boyfriend. I can tell just by the way she talks that she doesnt want to be with him that they have nothing in common and are long distance. hes overly protective of her and shows signs of bipolar disorder. I tell her shes gotta do whats best for her and break up.
anyway earlier today she txts me and tells me that him and her are moving to another state because he got a job there. She invites me over again with obvious intentions of getting drunk and fucking,
my question is how the fuck do i convince her to not move away with this guy. her and I have a rediculous amount of stuff in common and her bf is completely different. I can tell she likes my style, I told her she was my first but she laughed and told me she didnt belive me, but it was true.
how to get the girl /b/
pic unrelated
op is a fag
DONT DO IT OP, ITS A TRAP.
If she's shagging other dudes without her boyfriend knowing, what's to say she wouldn't do it to you? I recommend letting her do her thing with her boyfriend.
I know that must be hard to hear man, losing your virginity to someone who's only in it for the dick and not for someone she wants to make a good relation with.
Happened to me once.
But, I recommend avoiding her because it seems like she's using you for emotional empowerment, rather than actually giving a shit about you.
All in all, if she shagged you while she still had a boyfriend, she is a bad person.
>>677426929
thanks for the input but her BF lives more than 100 miles away. yeah i know shes a slut too, its obvious she trys to make me jelous sometimes when she txts me from her other job that this perv is hitting on her but i really dont care
shes a recovering heroin addict and to tell u the truth i can tell shes a good person on the inside just be looking her in the eyes
Lost my ernie and bert folder, help me fill the new one
also post bananas
