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Lost my ernie and bert folder, help me fill the new one
also post bananas
Well, /b/, I've decided to do it. My girlfriend left me for viable reasons, she has someone new too soon and I don't want to live as the worthless piece of shit I am. What's the quickest way to kill myself? I planned on downing a bunch of my sister's sleep meds and then chug bleach just to be sure. Any other quick, easy and available methods?
Cousin attempted to kill himself few years ago with Bleach+Draincleaner, he was in so much fuckin pain he couldn't hide it, had holes in his stomach needed surgery and was coughing red chunks for days. It's not gonna go well well for you m8
Do a flip out the window
>>677425201
You're pathetic if you're killing yourself over a girl. You're more than that. If you can shitpost on 4chan you're better off than a lot of other people. You can still change something you piece of shit.
>get helium canister from party store, usually they can be rented
>buy balloons with it to avoid suspicion
>get thick trash bag
>get surgical hose
>get sleeping pills
>take shitload of pills
>bag over head, sealed at neck
>run hose from canister to bag, open valve when super sleepy
>tow your body...
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>>677425805
Despite my helium method rundown, agree with anon. Never do it because women faggot
Hey /b/ I'm a 23 year old man and I've recently been flirting with a 12 year old girl who says she wants to be my girlfriend.
Should I ask her out? Is it illegal to date a younger girl as long as there's no sex? (We might kiss though)
>>677426834
Yes, it's illegal unless she's no more than three years younger than you. Get out of there before her parents go snooping and you get v& irl.
>>677426834
Yea m8, be the next lionmaker
>>677426834
Fuck not another one
>>677426834
Just fuck her and taste that sweet young pussy. You do only live once man, might aswell make the most of it
Hello /b/
I got drunk last night .. Friends took me to the hospital and they took care of me .. Woke up with stomach hurting.. Drank some tea.. Stomach still hurting .. I should be fucking ok by now why i my stomach still hurting and how do i make it go away
>>677424854
You probably just guzzled some cum while blacked out. Pain goes away in 3 days.
>>677424854
Harden the fuck up OP
Been here since 2006. Before triforce was a thing. Before dubs became a thing. I don't get your obsession with that. Has to be the most autistic thing ever.
That's fine and all but what the fuck is up with all the cocks? Traps are EVERYWHERE. This place has literately been infested with autistic faggots.
Ya'll faggots need jesus.
Julaay
shut up
it was infested with autismo's back then too we just didnt have a name for it
What we need is more gimps right?
>>677427110
Oldfag is right, but oldfag is also fag
Can you Triforce?
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Pretty sure I can't
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Even /hm/ can
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Too easy
asdf
I need to arrange my alopex, be back in a moment
I almost thought nobody was going to do it
how does one arrange their alopexs?
You gather them all in a big box and then throw away all the duplicates
FB fap thread
>>677426789
>>677426841
>>677426874
>Christopher Poole thread.
Post your favourite cp pictures
who?
who?
Isn't this guy like the founder of 9gag or something?
Mooted
Who is this four chan
Anyone got other stuff like this?
I'm a 27 yr old 336lbs white guy, who sits at home and watches ice's stream all day. Am I living life? Is there a better life style ? Why are you jealous ?
What arm thing homie?
I'm jealous because I'm afraid of making threads
Ice is probably the best form of entertainment on this planet right now. Just a truly complete package. He deserves superstar status like Zezima or Kanye West.
Reece?
No it's kevin.
whats your opinion on squirting?
the first time i experienced an orgasm i squirted and since then ive been afraid to reach climax. even with my ex i never did. how can i stop this from happening?
>>677423736
Tits
>>677424171
friends computer, cant, dont wanna anyway
>>677424300
Gtfo
>>677424392
/thread
nobody is going to answer me without showing my tits
Fuck this whore. Wastes two years of my life on this slut.
>>677424920
Leta see the nudes anon...release the rage
>>677424920
Dump it
Ew wtf anon. Really you couldnt get a better whore tHan this landwhale??
>>677425234
But shes got a banging pussy until proven otherwise
wud stick in plopper
whale tail thread, i dont know why but i love this stuff
Why don't more people go traveling around the world... for no reason at all?
It'd be like some sort of game. Just moving from place to place and doing things for people to get things you need.
Knocking heads together when you get paid to, stopping terrorist schemes, just getting into the culture of a city and drilling a very big hole for yourself into that culture. Then leaving.
>>677425526
Fucking idiot, please an hero
>>677425586
I'll an hero myself by going on the best fucking adventure there is.
>>677425526
Because life isn't actually a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
>>677425526
You see, anon. There is this thing called money, you need it to buy things. Some people don't have 10s of thousands of dollars to travel around the world doing fuck all.
>>677425826
It really kind of is.
Every single one of my choices matter. From the letters I write to the way I speak to the people I talk to.
I waste my time and my life when I can literally go on a plane and fuck about another's country.
Lyrics thread. Post lyrics that hit you hard.
Five to one, baby.
One in five.
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you
Sad but true
Drunk on dreams now I'm glad I didn't say out loud
You said you'd be for real but I don't believe that you are
"Hey Bob I'm looking at what Jack was talking about and it's definitely not a particle that's nearby. It is a bright object and it's obviously rotating because it's flashing, it's way out in the distance, certainly rotating in a very rhythmic fashion because the flashes come around almost on time. As we look back at the earth it's up at about 11 o'clock, about maybe ten or twelve diamet...Earth diameters. I don't know whether that does you any good, but there's something out there."
You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Between thought and expression
Lies a lifetime
Please help a broke fag out. I really want fallout 4 but I have no fucking money. So please kind anons help a broke fag out! http://steamcommunity.com/id/_izzu_
BEG THEARD START ANONS
>>677423578
Yep
http://steamcommunity.com/id/belleisafag/
recently lost my job
poor and bored
help a femanon out, or even just add me :)
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>>677424966
> I'm a girl btw
Yo I recently got back into csgo and my awp needs a skin what one should I buy?
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
ivlog.tv/user/droppin100s
>>677423783
i aint clickin that shit, nigga
>>677423783
cool. can you rate me ok?
>>677423864
This nigga looks like a mii
>>677424304
this is better ok?
>>677423783
>ivlog.tv/user/droppin100s
Nigger I was in there for 3 seconds and got kicked
hey /b/ think my gf is cheating on me, how can i find the evidence without giving up that im trying to catch her cheating
>>677423825
Just ask her plainly. If she is, she'll tell you, or she'll deny it and won't let it go ever, then leave you, which also means she's cheating.
>>677423825
how about simply dumping her ass... cant be that good if you gotta worry about the bitch screwing around
Just hire someone to follow her.
>>677424181
because love
It's a gf not your wife. Don't waste your time just move on
What does /b/ think I jerked off to when I was 12
Trick. OP is faggot
This?
>>677426216
that just means he jerked off to trap and men
>>677426133
Bugs bunny in drag
