Waifu Claiming thread
>What role does your waifu/husbando play?
The rules are simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Post fitting, non-sexual content
>Don't be gay, pretend you're normal and discuss stuff
>Insult others ruthlessly
>Consider an hero and your streaming options
>Keep RP to a minimum, ERP non-existent. Take it to >>>>/Trash/
>Drink alcohol
Most important: Have fun!
Akiko claimed
now and forever
Iowa claim
Wuz
No Ohio thread?
Ohio Thread.
Dayton sucks.
OSU
bowling green girls! or various 419
YLYL
https://youtu.be/1uWfTUby9IE
10/10 that make you hnnnggg
Did Somebody Say Trap Thread?
>>685079231
Do I count?
>>685079340
Of course.
>>685079409
Just checking. Every other time I've posted in trap threads, I've gotten "gtfo"-ish responses.
Story time /b/tards
>Be me, 18, just graduated high school
>My girlfriend (Jenni) comes back home from first year of college. (She’s a year older than me)
>I borrow my mom's van so that I can take her out and I finally get to have sex again
>We both cum in like 30 seconds because we waited an entire year. (She spent Christmas break at her Dad's and went to the beach for fall and spring break)
>After that, we go to a few parties so she can catch up with old friends
>We get invited to go on camping trip with a bunch of people from high school and decide to go because it sounds like a week of cheap fun
>The next morning, my girlfriend's BFF (Stacy) picks me up in her Dad's Cherokee
>I throw my tent in the back and climb in the back seat and sit next to my girlfriend
>My girlfriend is sitting next to a guy I don't know. "Anon, this is Mike. He's a friend of mine from college. I invited him to join us."
Continue?
go on
>I reach across my girlfriend to shake his hand. "Sup."
>"Anon, Mike doesn't have a tent, so I told him he can stay in ours. You don't mind, do you baby?"
>I try to play it cool. I lean over and say, "actually, I was looking forward to us having some alone time, if you know what I mean". I try to kiss her but she turns away
>"Oh anon, you're so silly."
>Mike lights a blunt as we pull away. He takes a few hits and then passes it to my girlfriend
>I laugh and say, "Sorry Mike, but we don't do drugs."
>As I'm saying this my girlfriend takes a drag off of the blunt and inhales it
>I look at her and say, "What the fuck? When did this happen?"
>"Everybody smokes weed in college, dork." Everyone in the car laughs
>She doesn't even offer it to me. She passes it to Stacy's boyfriend (David), who is sitting in the passenger seat
>Eventually, everyone is high except me
>Stacy turns the volume up for a song I've never heard but everyone else knows the lyrics to
>After about an hour, I notice that Jenni is concealing Mike's hand between her thighs with her tie dyed skirt
>I get a lump in my throat.
>>685081342
>I sit there with butterflies in my stomach as I watch the genital region of my girlfriend’s hippie skirt slowly breathe
>It takes me a while to get over the shock of the realization that Mike is rubbing my girlfriend's pussy right next to of me
>And then again, the shock of the realization that she was allowing it to happen
>Jenni and Stacy had been talking about the people they know in common for most of the road trip, but I now notice that Jenni is struggling to focus on the conversation.
>Stacy was doing most of the talking, and Jenni just keeps saying things like, "Un huh." "Yep." "Un huh." "Yeah." "Oh, really?" "No way!", without forming any real sentences
>Just as I finally build up the nerve to confront the situation, Stacy declares, "We're here!" and pulls off of the paved road and onto a bumpy, dirt road without slowing down.
>We all bounce out of our seats and hit our heads on the ceiling of the Jeep. "Sorry!" Stacy says while laughing
>This put a stop to the finger bang, because Mike's weed is now on the floor.
>I put my hand on Jenni's shoulder and turn her towards me, forcing eye contact with her, and she knows that I know what was going on instantly. She turns away and doesn't look me in the eye again until the vehicle stops and we all get out.
Let's get some cute girls in bondage.
I'll dump if you bump.
Nobody?
Ask someone who committed incestious acts on his brother and sister anything. I don't give a fuck.
Pics?
>>685070892
No pics. Just stories. Both involved oral
>>685071005
first experience
>>685070656
You asked for it OP
https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74&en=uh3_dir_web_gs&ei=utf-8
Does it look infected? I'm freaking out
>>685082186
show full tattoo
>>685082186
No, your skin will peel for a bit after getting a tattoo. You're fine.
No but it looks shitty as far as quality goes, how much did you pay, 60$?
Is it swelling a lot? If not you shouldn't have got a sleeve you poser fuck
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://aksanat.ru/wincest
pic related
>>685085581
bumping for interest
>>685085581
I came many buckets
>>685085581
/b/ im with my grandma shes at home in hospice care dying of lung cancer. she was really down tonight but i downloaded OPs video and let her watch and now she said shes ready to go peacefully
>>685085581
fuck i need this NOW
bitch here, what do you guys think? op may or may not do what trips ask. depends.
Tits would be nice
Tits or gtfo
>>685080794
timestamp or sage
You're a guy
Wisconsin Thread!! Come on boys! lets see em!
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Reaction Image thread
Facebook feet thread
Ahegao thread
only real eye rolling ahegao!
odds fap
evens nap
>>685081357
rollerino
yeeeeeayuh
Waifu claiming thread
Claim your waifu and discuss.
Obligatory claim.
Iowa claim
Kud claim
>3 hours of studying edition
How's the night/morning going for everyone?
Milinda claim
>>685081017
NO NO NO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION
>>685081205
Pls dont tell anyone friend.
>you're too precious
STAHPPP your making me blushhhh
>
>>685081697
Maybe.
WHY YOU DO DIS!?!?!
>Blushes
STAHPPP
Homosexuality and Gender Dysphoria are mental illnesses caused by poor parenting.
Prove me wrong faggots. Protip; you can't.
>>685067246
But you're not wrong tho
prove that you're not mentally ill since you frequent the board "/b/" in the hacker group 4chen
>>685067246
Poor parenting doesn't lead to Gender Dysphoria and Homosexuality
It leads to drug use and school shootings
You fags jealous of my girth? Even you niggers cant compete
>>685076674
That dick looks hilarious.
Time stamp it for proof.
Timestamp
you had to get it surgically thickened and still only manage 6.5 inch girth?
A reminder that the word fag is extremely offensive. Please don't use it, thanks
When in Rome, as they say ...
Shut up fag
>>685082076
fag
sure thing fag
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