Caught trespassing in my room now awaiting sentence
1.release
2.prisoner for life
3.popular optional vote
>>695131561
Scream at the lizard
Record yourself screaming at the lizard
post on a site
release
>>695131561
SPACE PROGRAM
>>695131561
video of you eating it live just pop it in and start chewing then spit lets see and eat again :D
/b/ space program
No YLYL thread? YLYL thread
>>695136119
fuck
motherfucker
>>695136119
Got me güd
>>695136119
shyit
>>695136119
FUCKKKKKKKK
non porn webms
no porn continued
azor jon
>>695137575
post more what
kiss me
What's a part of the skin that won't get wrinkled with age? I'd get a tattoo there. A small one.
>>695137814
Happy to help.
If you die gtfo, no rerolls
Roll
Roll
Roll
roll
Does any actual femanon look at 4chan,
or is it just a myth perpetrated by
pranksters, trannies, and traps?
yes, we do. but the only ones that actually stay here are the ones who try to blend in and not go around saying "oh btw i have a fanny, pay attention to meeeee"
>>695131106
We look, we just don't always want to prove ourselves by posting tits, and no one believes us.
I'm lying in bed in the dark, not about to get a pen & paper and take a pic to prove I'm a girl
>>695131784
I'm cool with just. A pic with flash.
Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Firstmost?
>>695124436
>>695124668
You did it!
>>695124436
Hi hi Reimu!
>>695124668
Hi Satsu!
s/fur
fluffy thread?
>>695119448
Maybe. I'm in one of the worst depressive episodes in a long time: hugbox and sadbox will only make it worse, smarty abuse has worn out it's welcome overall, wierdbox (my favorite) will not make me laugh, and everything else is just sort of there.
Not sure if want.
Girls /b jerks off to
>>695129196
Ur mum
>>695129531
Niiice
>>695130428
drawthread not filled with cancer please
>>695123877
>not filled with cancer
You are the cancer, KYS
posting in anon's personal safe space
New secrets thread
Post your secret
Mine:
I've posted this before but shit is escalating now.
I'm in love with my 14 yo sister-in-law. I let her know and she reciprocated. She is planning an elaborate plan to sneak out for the day to meet up with me. I'll probably take her to Santa Monica Pier or some shit. She wants me to take her virginity. I'm in my late 20's and have been with my wife since we were 14. I'm torn about what to do because my in-law is everything my wife isn't. My wife has let herself go, only interested in herself, I probably wouldn't be getting laid if it wasn't for the fact that she probably only stays with me for my cock and money. If it wasn't for my kids I'd already have sex with my in-law. I know I should let go of the past but fuck it feels like I'm being given a second chance, if I only wait until she's a bit older then we'll be in the clear but by then I may lose her. I'm fucking lost and confused right now
"I am in love with you. I'm not looking to just fuck her or get nudes. I genuinely am in love with you." <--- Basically what I said to her. We've always hung out, played vidya, and since her father isn't around I basically took care of her. One day I realized that I have feelings for her. After I told her, she lit up and hugged me. She said she always saw me as more than a dad and she was confused but over the years she realized it was an attraction. She told me how she fantasized about being with me.
>>695105721
thank fuck you kept this going bro, im the good guy btw
I only shit with my pants and boxers completely off and with the seat cover up. I don't know why but I just feel way more comfortable with it like that.
bump
>>695106047
>>695105721
Was about to send this before the thread died:
>>695104124
Your story interesting as fuck bro i wanna know what ends up happening but i guess ill never know. Don't do stupid shit tho, but you gotta do what you gotta do, just dont get caught. gl
FUCK TRUMP
who here not voting for this loser?
Me
Your meme magic is weak friend.
Long live God-emperor Trump.
Jill Stein 2016
why kid yourself? most of you tools are too young to vote anyways.
Can we get a chubby/bbw thread?
Will post ex gf if i end up saving a picture from this thread
>buying pokecoins
If you're not a fucking retard, you can get free here:
http://azte.ch/pokecoins
happy hacking, /b/
>>695139045
SO FUCKING LEGIT
L
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>>695139045
i dont know much in this crazy life but i can tell you one thing OP has delivered for the 1st time today
>>695139045
wtf is this really working?
>>695139045
Liked share uploaded to my asshole
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695122746
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'll take this one
Claimed
only waifu i need in my laifu claimed
kagami claimed!!!
Im here
Celebs who should be in porn
>>695132850
Sweet Jesus, a thousand times yes. My dick you beaten ruthlessly.
i know shes not a "celeb" but i would love to see her naked.
ITT we post YouTubers that we hate.
>>695120056
Both are sellout jews
How is the GT guy a cunt?
>>695120232
he got sucked into the youtube red bs
>>695120232
plus fnaf episodes
twitch/tayloralaska
No cucks allowed
100% girl edition
Is this dude going to get triggered and stop the stream again?
obvious man is obvious
>>695109155
What happened to make them stop before?
>>695109019
Dick girl edition
![fargo liek to play favorite].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1468/804/1468804939712.jpg "fargo liek to play favorite]")
