Today's my birthday and I demand reaction pics
Preferably hateful ones
>>686165625
You're a fucking autist.
celeb bread IV: a new fap
not really a big celebrity but still
Got a boob job, Am I female enough for /b/ ?
>>686160264
You should ask for your money back....
>>686160443
Up vote
Lol what the fuck are those
Faden!
Mahlzeit Anons!
Bus oder Fahrrad?
Weshalb kein Mettchen am Start?
Freitag Brückentag?
Bonus!
erzählt von euren Plänen die ihr aufgegeben habt!?
>>686165359
>Bus oder Fahrrad?
Auto
>Weshalb kein Mettchen am Start?
Keine Lust auf soziale Interaktion
>Freitag Brückentag?
NEET
>Bonus!
>erzählt von euren Plänen die ihr aufgegeben habt!?
Arbeitsleben führen
>>686165359
>Mahlzeit Anons!
Prost Anon!
>Bus oder Fahrrad?
Fahrrad
>Weshalb kein Mettchen am Start?
Zuviel am Wixen.
>Freitag Brückentag?
Hab seit 1 1/2 Jahren "Brückentag".
>>686165651
>Keine Lust auf soziale Interaktion
du wixt zuviel
>>686164619
>SUCHT, meine Freunde, PORNOSUCHT. Is wie Drogen. Wozu sich den Stress mit ner Alten geben wenn ichs doch viel unkomplizierter haben kann?! Und, wenn wir mal ehrlich sind, so kreativ, wie viele von uns sich schon ein gehobelt haben, wäre nur ein kleines Stück dieser Kreativität verwendet worden ein Mettchen anzusprechen, das hätte locker geklappt.
Ich empfinde pr0n immernoch als was besonderes und die meisten Mettchen spreche ich nicht an weil sie nicht mein Niveau sind.
>Wir sind die erste Generation, die mit Internet in allen Haushalten aufgewachsen ist.
Liegt ja an dir wenn du nicht gelernt hast damit um zu gehen... dämlicher idiot
>Wir sind Generation Wixer.
> wir
kek
Och Mensch, jetzt hatte ich auch einen Faden eröffnet...
>>686166025
Post dem comfy game locations that you could settle down and live in
Shit image, but you get the picture; nice woods, cozy home, near a town but kept separate.
>>686167632
cause muthah fucking dinosaurs and shit. hot springs too.
>>686168254
Cringe
If you fall in love you lose
>>686166823
Jennifer conelly!
has your favourite porn star been Blacked yet?
>>686166331
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>blacked
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>686166331
You are a fucking autist :)
>>686166331
Alexis Texas refused to fuck niggers and Olivia O'lovely retired like 7-8 years ago from porn. So no
>>686166565
don't be mad anon. be happy. she is.
Wheel of 4chan!
5 get
Quints get
random number get
>>686166203
Nigger
5 get plz
OH FUCK, A BOMB
>Singles: You're fucked unless you can get inside the bunker!
>DUBS: You're safe inside that bunker!
>TRIPS: Detonates the bomb, killing all singles!
>QUADS: Defuses the bomb, hooray you saved the day!
>>686169333
Kek
[OP's trips do not count]
shitshitshit
oh hey gu-
Insult me /b/
You're a good person.
>>686158795
Time stamp
>>686158928
Harsh
>>686159012
>You're a magnific person and wish you the best.
That harsh?
Kik/snapchat Thread anyone?
Loves dick pictures
Tiffanytiger08
OP whats that girls snapchat?
>>686159255
If she asks, Connor gave you her name
Olivia5024
> catalog
> find in page
> shamchat
> no gary raid
C'mon, /b/, keep the legacy going!
> Go on shamchat (a roleplay website)
> Name yourself Gary
> Spam "Haha, Gary!" until roleplay autist gets mad.
> Post pics here
Ok
Lets do this
Bump for justice
>this triggers /b/
and this
>Projecting
>>686167214
injecting*
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://zigzap.pl/wincest
pic related
>>686171773
my dick is diamonds
>>686171773
nothing better than a quick jerk off before bed
>>686171773
legit as sweet cherry cream
>>686171773
I came many buckets
Trips orders me what to do ;)
Bite your lip
boobs first
>>686170046
Put the correct year.
clean ur fucking fingernails
If this game wasn't made by Blizzard you wouldn't be playing it.
Bump, So niggas can see this shit.
BAMP
This is my first blizzard game
>>686163961
riiiight.
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
All hail to the queen!
>>686162212
Hey hey! How you doing?
You're going for a jog, and you see this infront of you. What do?
Run faster
Only reason to jog
>>686163845
Tackle her and ask her where she got those cute pants
Jk I'd shove my weiner in her
>>686163845
raep
Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Fuck you. Long dick style
Shinoa claimed
They see me rollin
Rikka claimed
>>686164930
You know the drill, just more Hearthstone. Got any plans?
How do I prove to my wife I'm a man?
A few days ago a gentlemen insulted my wife's hair at pf changs. I attempted to diffuse the situation calmly by telling my wife to collect her things so we can go somewhere a little more peaceful, but she accused me of being a coward and not loving her because she thinks my refusing to fight was a refusal to defend her honor. The thing is the offender in question was about 6'2 200 pounds and I'm 5'7 134 pounds with no martial training. That gorilla would've beat me all over that restaurant. With this fact in mind I figured the best approach was to just get away from the situation, that way my wife can't be offended by him anymore and I don't have any hospital bills tacked onto the normal ones.
My wife doesn't see it that way. She said that I better prove to her that I'm a man or she'll leave me and find a real one. What can I do?
>>686158059
Get a new wife
>>686158059
lies.
here is your (you)
i hope you enjoy replying to other socially lonely fucks whoe you (you) each other into the afterlife.
>>686158059
Nofap, feel the testosterone.
Once you gain the powers nobody will be able to stop you!
>>686158244
Nice dubs summerfag
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