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Rollerino
rolly
Oof daddy
>>678432988
Roll
Roll the dice
If you had 3 wishes thread.
Mine have not changed at all since I was 14. 31 now.
1) To be able to fly
I know all super powers I could pick from are great, but being able to do this would just be great.
2) xray vision I can turn on and off.
So many females on earth, I don't even wanna fuck them. I just want to see them naked.
3) to never have to go to the bathroom again.
I don't mind the act of pooping. It's a relaxing art. But it always comes at the worst possible moment
1)Shape shift into any living being
2)Immortality until my chosen moment to die
3)Ability to teleport to any place on Earth
1) to be able to (un)freeze time and move myself
2) shapeshift
3) teleportation
1)Able to stop, rewind and fast forward time. Think about it... Correct any mistake you like, fast forward boring stuff.... dont wanna get up in the morning? Np, just pause time, sleep 3 hours and wake up, not a minute later. Or pause time in a store and get anything you want.
2)Be extremly attractive , without any effort. Easy one rly, i dont like going to the gym so often and eating boring food, just to maintain my sixpack.
3)invunerbility and immortality
>>678433254
Im just gonna copy all of your wishes man, god choices
>>678433254
>Has never seen the movie "Click"
Post any incest family pics or family creep/ sleep photos
If it gives any satisfaction I've been in a relationship with my first cousin for almost a year.
My mom and dad support me but aren't too fond of it but they love me so they put up with it. Her parents are quite the opposite and said I speak for the devil and I'm a bad person and a liar. Her dad also said he wants to buy a gun and put it to my head and shoot me.
Fucking penticostals man, most are delusional and don't even understand their own rules. I even went to a pastor to see if it's ok for cousins to date and we read the bible together...
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>>678434164
As long as you guys are happy and it's okay, legally and with your beliefs, go for it dude. Stay positive
Will try to bump it one more time for you.
>>678434164
How selfish can you be? You're shredding family over pussy bro.. when there are like 4 billion other pussies out there.
You absolutely, no doubt about it, have to be young.. because you're naive as fuck. You think she's so special, a match made in Heaven, etc.
Fuck I can't stand young people. They're so fucking entitled, ignorant, and selfish.
>>678434442
Almost quads, man
New nude game thread.
1. Post a clothed picture of a girl and post a number other anons have to roll
2. anons then roll by requesting a new pic, (ff, ass, boobs, face, etc.) All requests must be a direct reply to the OP. if not your roll doesn't count
3.If user rolls the required number OP must then honour the request.
4. Rolled dubs gets another clothed pic from OP.
5. Trips and Quads mean you get a free pic
>pic moderately related
>>678432151
Boobs
>>678432151
Tits and face
>>678432151
Tits
>>678432897
>>678432651
>"moderately" related
40 year old former aerospace engineer here - looking for some help. Spent 20 years in a job where you get drug tested fairly often, and recently got laid off. I live in a state where weed is still illegal, but am looking to "score" some of the "dank stuff". Alcohol just isn't cutting the mustard.
How does one go about finding a dealer?
Anybody got advice on how a middle-aged nerd can get his smoke on?
I know it's sad, but then again, I have a paid-off million dollar house that I can rub on it and make it feel better.
>>678434717
what state are you in?
>>678434820
Kentucky
just ask everyone you know. You must know someone that smokes. It's not really a taboo thing to ask about anymore; just don't sound like a major faggot about it and just say "yeah so I wanna try this, help me out" and someone is bound to know a dealer
FBI plz go. It's not funny anymore. Cutting the mustered? Your not trying anymore.
>>678434916
Everyone I know is basically in the same boat I was in - job tests for drugs frequently.
She´s my mom. What do you think about her?
10/10 $/hr to come clean my house.
got any nudes?
I know you have nudes since you've made this be4. any anal? if not sucking cock works
>>678431529
i already fucked my mom.
What would you guys do to my slutty gf?
Dubs and I'll post more
Probably fuck her. Probably.
>>678434319
Post a nude and we'll see
>>678434432
I'd bend that ass over, spread her cheeks with my thumbs, pull that thong to the side and bury my face
At this point, I have come to the conclusion that you either have to be a sociopath/psychopath or just an unintelligent/uneducated idiot to not vote for Bernie.
No candidate wants to improve this country as much as he does. No candidate has a 40 year track record of fighting for progressive ideals.
Trump is a last ditch effort by bigots in the right wing who understand that their ideas of right and wrong are so backwards and ancient. There is no place in the world of the future for intolerance.
Of course that isn't to say that ALL the republicans think
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Go to tumblr.
You realize Hillary banged Bill Clinton like a billion times, right?
Pseudo (market) libertarians think they're fucking geniuses and support the closest they can find. They want the conditions of the 1910's back where kids are in factories
First time psychedelic user here. Just took a hard hit of LSD like 4 hours ago. Feel like I'm trying to communicate. Very Self Conscious. Thought I'd post here. Unimaginable. Everything I'm seeing is a fractal. Experience
>>678433401
Get off the internet and go hang outside for a bit
It gets much more magical out there
Anyone ever tried salvia?
Shit is intense
Agreed. The internet can be a real waste of psychedelics
>>678433401
Smoke a bowl and watch the stars OP
I hated Salvia. It was short and I felt extremely self conscious. The out of body feeli my was cool but overall it was just dumb.
hehe look at this cute lil doggo
That's not how it works on half chan my dude
healthy steeds and cheap tobacco will come to you
but only if you post "yee-haw, doggo!" itt
>>678433942
not how what works
>>678434035
>
>>678433789
Unless you're about to feed it to a blender we are not interested. Brutally raping it will also do.
>>678434136
i don't get it
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i am drunk.
AMA
dabbit faggot
>>678430023
lol what
Who was phone?
describe your drunk
>>678430262
Dab.
Get some wax & a rig, nignog.
Who do western Asian girls date more often?
White guys or black guys?
In reality? About the same
In porn? Black guys.
same same
Speaking from personal experience, I think there's a bit of a preference for White guys
>>678430150
Probably just because they are around them more often.
>>678430150
That's a general rule of thumb around the world.
Not so fast kid, you need dubs or higher to enter.
Go back singles pleb
sorry
Fuck off m8
FUCK OFF BOUNCER
>chekem
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over...
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>>678431412
>singles
gtfo out of here kid xd
Milf thread (I guess)
>>678433312
hardcore pics of her?
>>678433312
Who has that hot blond milf that posts on here sometimes -??
>>678433312
My god that ass
I'm smarter than the rest of you but poorer. That pisses me off. Here's fifty seconds where you prove you can outsmart me.
Answer my riddle in twelve words or less!
Get
A
1
Gallon
Jug
>>678432137
Kinda defeats the riddle doesnt it?
>>678431815
This is fucking simple
>Pour 3 gallons into the 5 gallon jug then fill the 5 gallon jug again with the 3 gallon, tah dah a remainder of 1
Pour in 3 gallon twice, then 5 gallon twice. Leftovers my nigga.
>>678432273
Sorry, I make over $100k a year, I can afford a 1 gallon jug.
add your roulette's /b/
K
Rrrroll
rollz
for rolinz
>>678429890
Done
Any way to watch webm's other then posting them? Also porn webm thread.
Wow. This is a new level of newfaggotry.
>>678431858
any web explorer can open them you useless piece of shit
>>678431858
VLC look it up... I mean literally just google it. Do I have to spell out G O O G L E for you?
im drunk off wisky and high af off some bud im 14 and kind of depresed cuz my gril dumped my ass xD bt i got som drugs soo all good fam :P
Sage.
Kill yourself
>>678431759
Bump for lulz XD
y thankz kind sir
Half a ball through of coke. Started at 10:30 pm. Now 3 am. Almost been up 24 hours. I think I'll stop at 2g
Old thread died ITT we explain video games poorly
>bomb fall
>big cars
>fast cars
>should have had a V8
>Batman combat
>Clothed sex scenes
>Like fully clothed
>The most awkward animations you'll see
>>678432326
Mad Max
>>678432736
Ride to Hell: Retribution
>>678432736
ride to hell retribution
Dubs I post a vid f my ex sucking me off
literally no one cares
sage
>>678431644
Well where is it faggot?
Post her sucking someone else off. Noone wants to see your ugly cock
just post it
>>678431644
Fag
