Ohh shit niggers, there is sniper in /b/ can you spot hi....
What are some words or phrases /b/ never uses anymore?
I'll start.
>vagoo
>cumdumpster
lurk more
gaiafag
duckroll
age
fortune
Only newfriends on tonight?
>>674704313
>>674704521
penis, vagina and buttsex are not what they used to be
o rly
I heard you liek mudkips
Rudypoo
>Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are in a playful mood
>They see this
What do they do?
(I'm writing a story and I need ideas.)
The fuck. Isn't there a board for this?
Get off /b/ and buy a noose.
Burn it alive and eat that delicious leagle meat
They turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Just saw this yesterday and besides, you fuckwits have your own board.
Gay thread!
Post pics
Stories
Coming out stories
well i first found out i was gay when i learned to do this
Found out I was gay when I was 13.
Hated myself for years
Never acted on my feelings until I was 18
Came out to a friend on AIM chat
He posted our chat to MySpace
Lost every single friend I had except the guy who posted to his MySpace
Told my mom through a letter
She told me it was a phase,awkward as shit for weeks
Continue?
Me and my best friend cuddled for almost 4hours once. We watched 2movies, it was honestly kinda nice, neither of us are flat out gay, but we're so close to each other that we could kiss and wouldn't feel weird about it. If I were to "go gay" for anybody it'd be him, and he'd say them same for me. I still very much like girls and I do not feel attracted or that comfortable with any other guy except him. I love the dude.
fiddled as a kid. bisexual now. maybe i wasnt before. who knows.
>>674702834
go on faggot.
Does anyone know this guy?
>>674704010
Nope I sure don't sounds like he may be black American
>>674704010
Fake af OP
You do realize that's illegal to post you dumb fuck
>>674704148
Typical nigger always losing
>>674704187
His girlfriend did sigh
>Be Hillary
>Laugh on how everyone isn't smart enough to see your flaws.
>Laugh on how people Trust her even though she's been accused of Corruption and much more.
>Be Donald Trump.
>"Chi-na"
>"We need to build a wall."
>"Temporary ban on Muslims." (Pic related)
>Be the hard left.
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>674702660
i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
>>674702916
Thank you sir.
lurking because not sure the level of bait
>>674702916
You can watch this if you want bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
>>674703193
No bait m8 -OP
slit wrists thread
Time stamp, you edgey faggot.
In blood, nonetheless.
>>674703113
Im sure he's dead by now
>>674703335
It's only been 9 minutes... besides, isn't that the wrong way to do it?
>>674703584
Bled out? it looks deep the faggit probs killed himself
>black women
>>674704455
I fucking hate this picture. I hate every FUCKING thing about it. God I just wanna smash this fucking banana. You don't understand the logistics of it. I really wanna fuck this banana up. I hate this fucking picture beyond belief. FUCK YOU. I get you goddamn obnoxious cunts use it as a joke because it pisses people off, but it really FUCKING irritates me. STOP USING THIS PICTURE EVEN AS A JOKE.
>AHAHAHAHA IT'S A BANANA :D XD LOOK AT ME I'M A NEWFAG AHAHAHAHA I'M SO IRONIC AND FUNNY
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>674702157
Saved
>>674702157
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>674702157
>>674702157
Like anyone on 4chan gives a fuck about your faggot opinions you peice of human garbage
>>674703163
Fuck you too, you're probably one of these banana-enablers. I wanna rip that smile off of the banana's face. I wanna break its jaw.
Show us your watch collection or favourite watch, /b/
Was my grandpa's.
>>674703101
>watch collection
>not looking at your phone to check le hour, blood
smh tbqhwyf
>>674703286
You're suppsed to waste your money on a cool looking watch, not actually have one that's meaningful to you.
>>674703101
Oh my poor friend, how does it feel to not be able to afford the luxuries of the world?
Get on my level plebs
Deutsch THread #original
wie geht's?
was steht am we an?
wieso ist OP immer noch in gedanken bei nem mädel?
>>674703065
keiner wach??
>>674703065
>Deutsch THread #original
Original ist hier nüscht.
> wie geht's?
> was steht am we an?
Bitte lerne, die deutsche Sprache korrekt zu verwenden.
> wieso ist OP immer noch in gedanken bei nem mädel?
Weil du nur ficken willst.
>>674703065
>wie geht's?
kopfschmerz sonst okay
>was steht am we an?
chillen, gammeln
>wieso ist OP immer noch in gedanken bei nem mädel?
bin tatsächlich gedanklich noch bei einer. die schlampe hat mir den kopf verdreht um dann wieder mit ihrem ex zusammenzugehen...einerseits wut andererseits wars halt auch gut für paar wochen. kack fotzn
>>674703612
morgen anon!
>Weil du nur ficken willst.
mir fehlt eher diese nähe
>>674703722
morgen anon!
> die schlampe hat mir den kopf verdreht um dann wieder mit ihrem ex zusammenzugehen.
same hier nur ging es n halbes jahr lang
fühle mit dir
>>674703825
>eher diese nähe
um zu ficken. Gib es doch zu, wir werden durch primitivste Triebe gesteuert.
Why was today a good day /b/?
>>674703614
I made cannibutter and cookies.
>>674703614
I didn't have to use my AK
>>674703614
I don't hate my life going to by job and I bought a half
Well i didnt killmyself.so theres tht.but only tht. Fml
I really like fish. Pic is related.
What are your thoughts on fish?
>>674702264
My GF's doing some lab tests for her MSc thesis on zebrafish, helping her out every other day. AMA
Fish are friends, not food.
I have a blue beta. Pretty chill species, imo (unless you put them together in one tank)
>>674702264
I have four bettas right now, two crown tails and two veils. Very chill cool little critters. Rewarding breeding process too.
>>674702264
>>674703665
Also super hardy, an absolute retard could easily care for them
Loli thread??
Contributing
Yep.
I need more for my colection!, give me all you have pls
RICHFAG HERE
giving away $10,000 on paypal
first 3 dubs get $1000, if someone roll quads they get the whole 10k
lets do this faggots
>>674703267
post a timestamp or something, faggot
>>674703267
Dont want your moni, fuck off faget
Dubiieeez
>>674703267
9 fag >>674703267
Rate ass
Want more?
Dam...8/10 !!!!
She is like a young milf!!! Is she a good fuck??
Ok, guess OP left... :-(
Rate ass for more
holy shit 8.5/10 looked in the mirror and mind was blown. who is this semen demon?
quads decides what youtuber we track down and kill
>>674701002
wer gun 2 trap dow teh I dubbies n keel hmm
Donald trump
OP
>>674701192
kys
>>674701518
sorry but i'm not an youtuber. we need an youtuber
KYS
What do you believe in /b/?
>>674703305
I believe I want the performance of windows 10 but with the layout of windows 7.
I know now that I know nothing.
Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted
One (hu)man, at the right time, under the right circumstances, can change the world drastically.
It is in fact possible to learn a martial art and effectively apply it without a teacher and or sparring.
A common myth is that one is unable to perceive the flaws on one's movements when mimicking the movements of a martial art, and that a teacher is required to detect these flaws in form and aid in correcting them.
Detecting the flaws in one's form can easily be done with the utilization of attention to detail and a mirror.
It would take some very severe cognitive impairments and or lack of effort to be unable to do this, given that adiquate information...
Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Race war pt. 2
Whities > Gooks
>>674703029
I'll eat the bait OP
<----------------- Check this out
>>674703029
Gooks > Cumskins
why you gotta deny it asians built everything we use today besides electricity
>>674703390
kek
>>674703390
>>674703029
also, asians never go to jail. whites compared to asians are fucking niggers when it comes to crime rate
>>674703029
Pic related is typical Chinese woman. Notice she is white very different than Korean or Taiwanese who are basically niggers in comparison; they're more closely related to Philippines.
asian girls are the cutest