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>catalog
>control f
>no loli
>mfw
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are you implying something?
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Turn on CNN...........
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what the fuck are you even trying to do op
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no u
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>>677398833
Gr8 b8 m8
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>>677398833
You can't kill the future president nigga.

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what does it mean when someone wears a chain on their pants?
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That they're faggots
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>>677400074
i automatically assume they're an autistic faggot
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they are stuck in the 50's
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>>677400074

It means they're either an advanced child, a regular teenager, an immature 20-something, or a mentally ill 30+ adult.

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Can someone give me an immunity card /cat? Lost big in a fap roulette and I don't want to ingest my cum again.
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it's all yours my friend
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Bored.

I'll write whatever trips decide on my tit
I'm from ps4gen 312 and the trip wasn't worth it, so please whoever get a trip, I hope it's something worthy
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The trip was Arfmeow
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Yeah that dude was a winrar, at least write it on one of your tits.
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What would your father think you stupid piece of shit. I'd beat your face in with an iron pan.
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The arfmeow winrar

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If you had to choose one of us for a night of fun, which one would you choose?
Trips gets nudes of the girl of your choice.
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>>677400463

I'll take the dude in the background
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both are cute
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Right because I would like to keep her....left needs a serious spanking and sodomy session so for one night only left.
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>>677400711
kek, a night of drinks with the boys

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Favorite reaction images?
>bonus points for the ones used to convey anger
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S/Fur
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Morning fellow furries, how are things?
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How does one make precum? Ive only been able to do it twice,1) with a vibrating egg toy 2) prostate stimulation.

So how would I get precum without help?
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Do not jack off at all for two or three maybe more
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>>677399698
two or 3 what?
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>>677399842
yes
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>>677399842
Days.

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S/G/Hfur
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there's already s and g open
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>>677399761

g
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>>677396484
s
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game time /b/, post a pic of 3 girls and we pick pussy, ass, mouth and why. I'll start
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>>677397764
fuck left's ass because she's ugly af
throatfuck middle since she looks innocent
right rides me so her tits are in full view
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>>677398124

they all look like they're 38 years old
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>>677398376
pussy is pussy
ass, throat, pussy?

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Last night my girlfriend made me a deal, and said tonight she will be my sex slave for one hour. Currently
we are drinking, I'm trying to get her hammered. She said we will go to bed at 1am, so in an hour and twenty minutes from this post. If she gets hammered and acts like the whore she promises to be, what do?
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Knock her up!
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Cum in her ear
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Post that shit motherfucker U got a snapchat? Skype?
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Make her watch helplessly while you pound some boipussy

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I have over 50 nudes of her and 100+ of other girls. If /b/ can get through the entire alphabet, I will release them all.
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does /b/ like my tits?
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Perfect..pussy????
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I want to see your armpits
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Jesus you know the drill time stamped tits or gtfo
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>>677397829
maybe. will timestamp if this gets enough popularity

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I need help dying I got diphinhydramine and vodka is this enough for me to sleep forever help me out of this world before I change my mind for the 9th time please
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>>677398486
just save your money on booze and buy a gun.
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I need serious answears I'm tired of waking up every day
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>>677398796
I'm too poor to buy a gun and by the time I do my life would have gotten better I don't need that I just want to stop with this repetitive waking up
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Just need one yes or no

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hi
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that is a fucking trap if I've ever seen one
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Too soon
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Dick
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Rule 34 Continued!
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Tfw girlfriend is beautiful, sweet, 10/10 but doesn't want to go down on you..and lately her sex drive has gone down in the dumps and been 2 months since we fucked.. what do b??
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ask her what the fuck?

sounds like shes cheating on you bro
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>>677396703
Nah not possible. Same office, and we're together everyday till 10:30

>inb4 fag
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>>677396454
Bro. I don't know why you're asking us. You know what to do.
She must die.
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>>677396454
go to the gym and have her do it too. exercise increases sex drive

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Hey /b/, could you help an anon save a very close friend from throwing their life away? If I help one person in my life I wish for it to be himself, and his grandmother. I hope that you can aid me in this, anons.

I will dump porn in return.

Backstory:

I grew up with this friend, doing all sorts of stupid shit with him. I moved away when I was 16, and set myself straight. I returned to my hometown for one week during the last fall and discovered that my friend had put himself on a path toward the life of a career criminal. I was able to push him onto the straight and narrow path but he fell off in three months time.

This evening, I receive a call from his grandmother, who he lives with, telling me that he ran away. She details to me the acts he has done, and how much it has truly hurt her; financially, emotionally, and physically he has abused her. He steals from her, she lies to her, he abuses drugs, and he manipulates her. He is much larger than her, an imposing figure. She is genuinely afraid of him, of what he will become. She fears for the safety of her grandchildren who live in the same home. During this phone call she was clearly distraught, crying, on the edge of a mental collapse.

Her daughter, his mother, is a heroin addict who took the same actions he has. My friends grandmother is blaming herself for both their actions, and it is absolutely tearing her up. His grandmother is the hardest working, most kindhearted person I have ever met. I do not wish for her to suffer.

I myself am not free of guilt. I abused drugs with him and helped him steal from his grandmother. I've confronted the former demon, but not the latter. I have made amends with his grandmother, but I have not confronted the demon. I think I am confronting it now.

PT 1/???
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>>677395429

Here is the glimmer of hope: My friend is 17. He turns 18 May 18th. As his grandmother is still his legal guardian, I believe she can put him in an involuntary program. Do any anons know of such programs? My friend needs to understand the consequences of his actions. He also needs to confront his substance abuse.

If there are not any programs such as these, what would you recommend doing? For what it's worth I return to my hometown in the fall to attend a college there.

The state is New Mexico, if that helps.

PT 2/2, I may write more if anons request more details.
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>>677395429
Bump
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>>677395429
I'm going to keep bumping this.

I need help anons.
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>>677396163
I fear so.

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mexithread putos
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>>677397451
bump
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PON LAS NUDAS JOTOS
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¿A cuál le daban y por qué?
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>>677397451

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