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request-os?
What's up? Any requests?
>>705282596
Bring me a cotton candy sándwich pls
>be you
>your mom opens the door to the basement
>"anon, there's someone up here that wants to see you. you're about to get laid, anon..."
>you feel your heart beating faster
>"holy autism! who's here, mom?"
>your mom says "roll and find out, you no good fucking google"
WHO DARES TO ROLL?
Find out who's waiting to give you a night full of autistic sex
>>705286022
OP here. Yeah, that kinda backfired, huh?
>>705286022
Ah fuck it roll
>>705286022
>Anonymous 09/24/16(Sat)21:55:25 No.70528602
3
sdf
Elite feet. Show me your best.
do u want my gf feet?
>>705284185
Yes, show em
What does /b/ drive?
Honda Accord V6
>>705274871
Here, more dramatic.
My shitbox Forcus ST blew up and ford won't warranty it
>pic kinda related
>>705274871
Cool did it come with the 9.6V charger or was it sold separately?
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Trump wins Maryland, and is the first to pass 100 EVs!
===ROLLING FOR ARIZONA===
Roll for a candidate, state the candidates name, a slogan, or the name of their running mate.
No write-in candidates.
Dubs or higher wins the state for your candidate.
You may only roll for the state listed in this post.
A roll for a previous state's post does not count for the current state.
>>705288494
trump
>>705288494
Bernie sanders
>>705288494
Sanders makes a statement.
>>705288494
DJT again
Reaction image thread
Reaction gif.
ITT help me fill my reaction folder
>>705280494
what anime/hentai weeb trash is this from?
Random webm thread
bump
ITT: Poorly explain games and other anons guess
>Hardmode: Don't mention Dundertale
>4 players
>fuck shit up
>beefy mcbeeferson
>>705281378
Need to save Barrack Obama's daughter.
>>705281627
Resident evil 4 nigga
>>705281378
Shooting bad guys that are all sorts of colours and later have to fight popcorn and the main objective is to destroy the one ring.
>>705281378
Left 4 dead
Daily anime hate thread
fuck you autistic nigger
>>705278239
>wasting your life with this bullshit
Daily reminder that all animated television is for autists and stoners. Only exceptions are simpsons s3-8, South Park (but warning issued), or first 3 seasons of family guy.
>>705278913
Aspergers in full effect
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Trump wins in Oklahoma, as he and Sanders are wrecking the competition!
===ROLLING FOR LOUISIANA===
Roll for a candidate, state the candidates name, a slogan, or the name of their running mate.
No write-in candidates.
Dubs or higher wins the state for your candidate.
You may only roll for the state listed in this post.
A roll for a previous state's post does not count for the current state.
>>705285649
First for bernie
>>705285649
Bernie
>>705285649
Bernisana
>>705285649
Sanders
>>705279301
Shut the Fuck up and Fuck off faggot
>>705279455
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>705279670
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must have us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
Pokemon box 3
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>>705278775
requests welcome
>>705283742
Hypno the pokemon, or the fetish?
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>705269610
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705281591
Heh, that's pretty cute of you. Sorry that I'm not very good at paying attention to a lot of people.
>I have been really enjoying listening to music while playing
Do you turn off game sounds or just the music? I feel a little blind without the sounds and keep the music player volume at 30% at max.
Erica claimed
The time between which we baked where close, OP
Gore thread
Let's get this thing started then
It's Celeb Saturday: Celeb Thread Time, get in here fuckers
Hopefully before that studdering, 24-7 top ramen eating, basement dweller shows up.
>>705277951
s/fur
Type this man's name with eyes closed, one finger only
arbikd svearzwbwffwe
>>705278848
Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>705278848
Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>705278848
Arbijd sgeartxrhhet
arnold schwarzenigger
/b/ ELECTION GAME
Sanders wins Maine, continuing a strong streak in the Northeast.
===ROLLING FOR NEBRASKA===
Roll for a candidate, state the candidates name, a slogan, or the name of their running mate.
No write-in candidates.
Dubs or higher wins the state for your candidate.
You may only roll for the state listed in this post.
A roll for a previous state's post does not count for the current state.
There are no limits to how many times you can roll.
Rolls must be a reply to this post to count
>>705282194
HRC
>>705282194
Nebraska feels the Bern
>>705282194
>Trump
>>705282194
Rolling for BERNIE
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