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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
penis wasp sting continuation
Still true
Did the OP get 404ed?
>>677379665
Bumping for faggot op
>>677379665
Op prolly' won't do it, f a m.
Anyone think he will deliver?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>677378815
it's /B/ who the fuck do you think these losers, edgelords, and racists
>>677379075
are going to say*
>>677379075
it's /b/ not /B/ also the libs were being racist so nice try libcuck
>>677379356
fuckin loser I bet you're voting for Drumpf
>>677379586
>loser
>voting for drumpf
man your life must be confusing
Decided I didn't want to dick sting. Will microwave and nut on corpse.
Only Trips will change this
>>677380422
C A N C E R
>>677380422
>677380422
Oppppppppp
stick it in your peehole
>>677380422
Go die in a hole
It will sting your dick
This is chapa LOL post caillou porn
Lol so funy the bald person is triying to fuck a litel girl. What a loser jaja. K grande dani
Also bird thread
>>677378339
I just learned yesterday why he's bald... like... wat
Pos claaar
>>677378886
Tell us, is cancer? We hope it is. Here is yo boi CH for watever you want. Death to Chapa the black ball toucher
DO NOT FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE. IT MUST REMAIN ON A WEBSITE THAT HOSTS FICTION WHERE IT WILL REMAIN UNDER THE RADAR. update: THERE IS CURRENTLY NO REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THIS AFFLICTION IS CONTAGIOUS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, VICTIMS HAVE COME IN DIRECT CONTACT (OPEN WOUNDS) WITH SOMEONE WHO IS IN AN EPISODE AND SHOW NO SIGNS OF NEUROLOGICAL DECAY
My name must remain anonymous. The names in this event have been changed. I recieved a bachelors in biology at the University of Alberta, and got my PCP at Kelsey Campus, in Saskatchewan. I am a Search and Rescue (SaR) technician
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>>677378865
nobody cares fag
>>677378865
Please, I realize that a lot of content here is fiction, I ask that you take me seriously. I have never had any mental health issues other than seasonal affective disorder. What I am about to tell you is the absolute truth. I cannot give you specific locations of where this took place as I was not told after getting on the helicopter, a CH?146 Griffon.
0500 (5AM) > I am awoken in my bunk by shouts from my crew members. My close friend, Guy, flashes on my lights and starts throwing my gear on the bed. In...
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>>677379171
Fake and gay
>>677379171
2100 >>> It was very dark out. I heard the JTF2 guys discussing what was happening in a panic. They began tearing down their tents and removing all evidence of them being there. I walked up to the most friendly looking of them, a young Asian guy, he seemed just as scared as we were. He looked over his shoulder to his companions to make sure they didn't hear the conversation. He told me that they were almost as in the dark as we were, They were sent along to keep us protected which I explained was...
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Keep going, OP. This seems important.
asian girl thread
>>677377038
Op you can't expect others to save the thread when you are not constantly dumping to keep the thread alive. Fag ass
Cheated on ex for drugs now she will be exposed! wh0 wants them??
>>677379260
What kind of Drug?
>>677379260
is her name jessica?
>>677379892
amber... aka elizz9111 from kik harrass her post new pics!
>>677380027
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
her pls
>>677378460
Not quite ready to cum yet. Til then cock tribute okay?
I shall obey thy trips
Go to church tomorrow
Make a YouTube video talking about different kinds of finger boxes
>>677379366
Dubs
Go into a bank
>>677379423
reroll
ITT when was the first moment you realised that banks rule the world and we're nothing but slaves to the debt based currency we are forced to use?
>>677380330
Money can buy anything. Can't always buy everyone happiness, but if it won't make you happy it sure as fuck will make someone else happy.
>>677380330
when jet fuel melted dank beems
>>677380330
The day I learned who Karl Marx was and that he predicted the flaws of capitalism that we are beginning to realize a century and a half ago. Brilliant man.
>>677380330
since i learned of roman history many years ago
no different today thousands of years later...
difference is back then slaves actualy got better treated and rewarded for hard work
>>677380567
Nice meme faggot
Dubs decides how I hurt myself while fapping.
Trips makes be stream it
>>677378603
roll
>>677378603
put a pin through your dick
Put your dick in a doorway and shut it hard
>>677378603
Just jizz on your own face.
>>677378993
Do this one
New celeb thread.
K
>>677380007
Massachusetts thread. Been awhile. 508
>>677375888
Checked. Worcester?
>>677375888
any dana?
>>677375982
Oxford
978 north shore checking in. Im always down for these threads but it seems they havent yielded much new material lately.
How old are you, /b/? Are you at the University?
>>677375764
I am 24, I am at uni still because I'm a failure.
20 columbia
>33
>I work as a lab technician in a genetics lab at a major university
23, finish Graduation, doing master's degree.
25 year old working man. Went to a uni, played some football. Furgled my elbow and said fuuck it and started working
My high school is having prom soon.
The DJ is taking requests on his website.
You get the picture. Do your worst, /b/.
Website: http://stevesmobilemusic.info/reque sts.asp?djidnumber=3512
Date: April 9, 2016
Password: y9ppp
You want to put some horrible music or ear rape?, yes?
>>677378377
I like where this is going...
so here's what i did
>ctrl+f
>''cringe''
>no results
Let's fix that.
>>677376000
>pi equals 3.14973685...
It's actually 3.14159265... but okay
>>677376000
checked
i am wet and i need company ready to show nudes need dick kik me : CathieGuertin
>>677376647
moar
me
How do I get my sister to fuck me?
>pic related
>>677376362
Buy her a strap-on, ask her to fuck you with it.
Done.
>>677376362
kill yourself
If she isn't putting out signals and making it obvious, you have little chance. You'll have to resort to drink, drugs, rope, or a combination fo the three.
Seriously though, just do it how you'd do it with any other girl.
If I could at least get some head from her
THROW BACK FAPS
post what you've got but haven't seen posted/posted in ages
maybe not
nvm
well i tried
Fap
Has anyone ever told you that you were on their "list"?? I was just told this earlier today, and honestly, I wish I had know about 6 years ago... pic related
>>677375634
You mean like hit list? Or shit list? Fo' sho'
Timestamp + tits or gtfo
>>677375634
Because 6 years ago she wasnt a fatass yet?
>>677375807
If by "hit list", you mean "free pass to HIT it list" then yes.
>>677376001
No, 5 years ago she wasn't married with a 3 yr old
>>677375634
Do you know how time/reality works? You could try to hit that you know
