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Probably going to leave my long term gf. Is it possible to still get a good looking woman with no kids at 31?
Yes, a 20-ish years old one
>>675428758
easily.
Yeah when I was 32 I hooked up with a 23 year old. Was a good couple of years.
>>675428758
How much cash you got? Own a house yet? Girls need to be pretty, men need to be successful. In your 30s you should have achieved something.
Why are you leaving your gf, OP?
pussy ass mouth?
ass, mouth, pussy
what about on those?
>>675427691
Pussy, mouth, ass. Return with hand?
>>675427791
pussy, hand, ass, mouth
>>675428402
Can I pick 2 for everything? Kek
Ass, pussy, hand, mouth. Add marry.
>>675428680
lol honestly don't really like any of them. maybe marry, ass, pussy, hand, mouth.
another of her since you seemed to like her (or do you just not like her friends?) what would you give her out of 10?
lets see some tits
>>675433427
Swimsuit thread? Sexy swimsuit thread!!
I just love this shit !
itt: prove you're an oldfag
>>675432375
I remember fortunes and that snacks was a pizza posting nigger.
>>675432519
So youre a newfag?
I Loved efg so much...
I remember the thread where the original efg creator posted his name before leaving /b/
no problem for random anon JUST DO IT
Hmmm
i will shamelessly post my cat you are invited to post yours.
CATURDAY
>>675432038
it's wednesday you dumb shit
hOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnKhOnK :o)
No, no clowns not tonight please
>>675429525
aW, dOn'T bE tHaT wAy :o(
>>675430025
hEy ThErE, bEsT fRiEnD
Give me the most fucked up gore shit you guys can give me. I'm not talking ordinary rekt (though post those too) I'm talking pain olympics level of shit, medical fucked up things, and ultra rekt
gimme the best you got.
>>675430478
sauce on this?
>>675430531
this is OP
I dont have any sauce on it. Though, I'm interested too.
fug :DDDDD
>>675428407
:-DDD
>>675428407
Bumping for more sprüdo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx9pDKjazMw
you grin you lost thread.
old skool
dumping what I got boys.
The only funny one was Penis Balls autism cop
want to see my chubby slut's tits?
Yes plz
Love a fatty
Not even chubby nice! Hows the ass?
what would you do to her
ITT: God tier songs.
https://soundcloud.com/cryptrik/veggierockanthem
Really like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhtRJPW7iQ4
>>675427303
the fuck is that shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iPpFUc3sSU
real god tier
>>675427444
>god tier
>dubstep
pick 1
nice trips tho
>>675427098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQiyOuqrk68
Only the most messed up dark web links.. red door.. etc. NO CP.
>>675428290
What is red door?
>>675429113
im not entirely sure but i believe its when you watch someone get killed live and you get to participate.
again not 100% sure.
>>675429202
Wow. Each to their own i guess.
>>675428290
A better one.
>>675429113
It's a red room. A live stream video of someone who was kidnapped getting killed. But the commenters get to decide what way they are killed or tortured
Brussels fags
Here is one of the bomber's twitter
https://twitter.com/elbakraoui
>>675423060
bear grylls got rekt
>>675423912
the twitter guy's brother, you can see matches up with the images from the news...
>>675424290
you sure about that? a lot of similar facial features but the eyes look a bit further apart in the news photo
Brussels go Boom
Good ass thread
>>675429171
My qt Asian queen :)
Moar??
Kik?
>>675429800
my qt latina
yes more
>>675429171
Teen ass win.
YLYL
He's likely dead. When older people lose their spouses they tend to die within the year
I mean kek old people dumb.
>>675430369
GTFO you pleb
>>675430376
My nigger, i hope all old men will die soon
>>675430376
My grandmother died 5 years ago but my faggot grandfather in law yet to die.
Can't complain though, he buys me lots of shit.
>>675430169
Someone shop him and the other lonely burger eating paw paw together
Why don't Islamic terrorists attack super soft targets like day care centers and preschools? Media broadcasts of very young children held captive submissively kneeling in a queue as terrorists cooly and methodically shoot them in the back of the head, one by one, execution style as parents could be heard in the distance screaming in horror would by a thousand times more effective that flying some planes into some buildings.
>>675426571
Because that would provide enough moral outrage to finally flatten the shit holes they come from rather than being just enough of news story to attract misguided goat fucking youth.
No. This is Haram.
>>675426571
they want to look dangerous and edgy not like some fucking psychopaths.
>>675426679
also what he said
>>675426571
Face it OP, you're not getting jack off material any time soon from ISIS that involves kids.
>>675426679
>>675426937
Because right now some people still believe they have legitimate grievances.
It would honestly be akin to the holocaust if they started doing that, and I'm fairly sure they would get steamrolled just like hitler.
freaks of the night, we don't die
Clowny Daggers Ya'll.
So the insane clowns have arrived... The end is nigh it appears...
what do you need?
>>675426931
But, totally autistic retards, so of course you reproduce. Yaaaaaaay
hay
ROUND 3
SUPERFAGGOT HERE, LETS RAID SOME CUNTS
GO
/craniosishere
/fredcraftdk
/grandmastercrake
ACTUALLY
/grandmastercrake
pick one
