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Odds fap, evens sleep
Dubs I fuck my ex
roll
why the fuck not
Let's go!
rollerino niggerino
Alright /b/.
Tonight I drank more than I ever have before. At the local bar I went to it has a $10 entrance fee plus any drink is $1 on Thursdays. So I had myself a 3 bottles of beer, and 2 shots of jack. I'm 5'5 and weigh in at 215 lbs.
How hung over am I going to be tomorrow morning?
>>674519274
>3 beers
>2 shots of jack
>>674519274
who gives a fuck, fucking hell /b/ has gone to shit
>>674519274
Not at all, fatfuck. Also, why do you feel the cover charge is relevant.
>>674520044
No goddamn clue, but I'm not really fat at all. I was state champ 3 years running in high school. Currently going to college on a wrestling scholarship.
vitamin B-12 is your friend
do conservative girls exist anymore in urban areas? How do i meet them
By not being so damn ignorant with your political views you fucking backward ass thinker
farmersonly.com?
>>674521834
you can find plenty at trump rallies
>>674521834
You could check in the trash
>>674521968
This
how I clean this shit out of my grinder, don't feel like breaking the screen. also general stoner thread.
>>674521192
use a cotton swab and facial astringent for like acne. And also use it to clean your face for asking such a stupid question before consulting google.
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none of you niggers here smoke?
>>674521593
You just bang it out and stick it in some boiling water. ez pz
So a long time ago I remember someone on /b/ posted a link where a bunch of us went to watch literally all of the To Catch A Predator episodes and there was a chat box on the side where we were all talking and joking about what was happening. Is there anyone that can do this or can tell me how/what site to do this on so we can all have some fun again?
that'd be synchtube, the TCAP channel. i was one of the mods there. synchtube is dead but there were some copycat sites that may still be around
i know about a website to sync youtube video with a bunch of people, or you can stream that kind of things on hitbox since its unsupervised compare to twitch. Just dont get a huge group of people or they will watch a stream with that many viewers
>>674520637
I know there was Cy.tube thing that did it but idk if it was a 4chan thing. I'd love to do it again though
>>674521013
That's what I'm wondering about is the discretion part of it. I'm working on finding a good download of all the episodes right now I'm just trying to find a good site to stream them all on where we can all chat and fuck around while watching them.
>>674521458
i streamed a couple of shows on hitbox but it was always only me and 2 other friends so a total of 3 viewers, i dont know how it would go with more people
Fluffy death thread ? Yes
Maybe this one won't suck
Had a fluffy thread before but you cocks are too retarded to find a stealth thread thats as good as an elephant playing hide and seek in an empty grassy field
>dubs names my articuno
What would you do to this foal?
It's way too late, no one is going to post.
Why do white people talk shit when they can't fight?
Dude I'm white and I'll totally fuck you up bro square up
>>674520557
because police shoot niggers?
Does anyone have the video to this?
>>674521145
>>674520557
That girl looks tongan or samoan, and you sure as hell don't want to fuck with those girls. Those are perhaps the most savage women out there.
OC Nudes thread?
9199223001 loves phone sex
sc - amandadeenise send dik pics she is sloot. who wants nudes
>Makes OC nudes thread.
>Does not post OC nudes.
Faggot
Not your personal army, faggot
>>674519356
i asked who wants nudes cause i knew thered be this guy>>674519474
What's the name of the person behind that number OP
>>674520397
>>674520397
Amanda Denise Thompson
I can't sexually resist my daughter. I mean seriously just look at her ass, 4chan! What do I do, I don't know if I can control myself around her?!
Kill yourself
>>674520281
Kill yourself now.
>>674520281
You'll just have to kill yourself. Sorry OP
>>674520281
Damn the bait gets edgier every day.
Arizona check in~520
928
Sup boys
623, anthem here, what's up guys?
928
Arizona is literally the shittiest state to live in.
One of my wife's bra-less party outfits. Would you approach her on that dancefloor?
I can't dance well but I would say hey. Then she will say hey anon what's up? Then I'll say wanna get a drink and so on and so forth
>>674517217
damn.. SO alpha! thats such a great story.. you should talk about it at parties and stuff
>>674516951
when approached what would capture her attention I wonder
>>674517323
What is wrong with this plan of action? It works.
>>674517518
As long as you name drop. The text debt is wiped.
Hey /b/ I need your guys' help. Not to long ago my dean expelled me and I don't want to discuss why but he did it so he could get a promotion. you guys know how I can get into his school twitter account? I need closure.
>>674518427
Why did he expel you?
>>674518712
He found a found a ninja star in my back pack. If I were in any other school I would have just been suspended. I was also charged with posetion of a deadly weapon
>>674518965
Lol
>>674519022
Since then I've been a deep depression I can't get out of because I can't get fucking closure over this shit.
>>674518965
>He found a found a ninja star in my back pack
Why was he even looking in your backpack?
ITT: post things you think only you do / think.
>i piss in the sink 100%. never in the toilet anymore
>fuckin love my fart smells
>i have to wash my ass with water and soap after shits, toilet paper doesnt cut it. also, i finger my ass in the shower to get shit out
>after a friend/gf i deem attractive or sexy leaves my room, i cling onto whatever furniture / blanket they were on and i inhale the perfume deeply. kinda like i am now with this blanket
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fag haha
near shameless bump. where's
the weird peeps at tonight
>>674517661
you've grown into a degenerate. Congratulations.
>>674517661
I hate Doctor Who
post your ideal wife
Real
>>674519281
rate me
Need to see your Tits and that gash you call a pussy before we can rate you...
>>674517209
OMG those lips. What happens when you suck dick? Do guys get obsessed with you?
Can I get obsessed with you?
4/10 ugly hat
>>674517510
Yeah nice lips, but the green hair is a bit much.
Omegle wins.
Or just recommend me a new site its trash now.
ITT Sesame Street memes
>>674519204
>>674519348
>>674520298
Whoops wrong thread
Would you fuck Trump's daughter?
>>674518844
Yes
>>674518844
Yes
butta face
>>674518844
Who the fuck wouldn't
>>674518844
Yes, but only if rape.
Waifu claiming thread. Version 9.01
>New edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Lamb
Reclaimed
Ayy
>claimed
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
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>>674520260
im gonna cum gold bricks
>>674520260
impressive sex
>>674520260
this is the first good thing on /b/ since oldfags were newfags. Buckets were came OMG guise I ruined my carpet PLZ no.
>>674520260
If you cant get this then youre gay
>>674520260
i can confirm this is legit and hot
