Odds fap, evens sleep
Dubs I fuck my ex
roll
why the fuck not
Let's go!
Alright /b/.
Tonight I drank more than I ever have before. At the local bar I went to it has a $10 entrance fee plus any drink is $1 on Thursdays. So I had myself a 3 bottles of beer, and 2 shots of jack. I'm 5'5 and weigh in at 215 lbs.
How hung over am I going to be tomorrow morning?
>>674519274
>3 beers
>2 shots of jack
>>674519274
who gives a fuck, fucking hell /b/ has gone to shit
>>674519274
Not at all, fatfuck. Also, why do you feel the cover charge is relevant.
>>674520044
No goddamn clue, but I'm not really fat at all. I was state champ 3 years running in high school. Currently going to college on a wrestling scholarship.
do conservative girls exist anymore in urban areas? How do i meet them
By not being so damn ignorant with your political views you fucking backward ass thinker
farmersonly.com?
>>674521834
you can find plenty at trump rallies
>>674521834
You could check in the trash
how I clean this shit out of my grinder, don't feel like breaking the screen. also general stoner thread.
>>674521192
use a cotton swab and facial astringent for like acne. And also use it to clean your face for asking such a stupid question before consulting google.
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pic related
none of you niggers here smoke?
So a long time ago I remember someone on /b/ posted a link where a bunch of us went to watch literally all of the To Catch A Predator episodes and there was a chat box on the side where we were all talking and joking about what was happening. Is there anyone that can do this or can tell me how/what site to do this on so we can all have some fun again?
that'd be synchtube, the TCAP channel. i was one of the mods there. synchtube is dead but there were some copycat sites that may still be around
i know about a website to sync youtube video with a bunch of people, or you can stream that kind of things on hitbox since its unsupervised compare to twitch. Just dont get a huge group of people or they will watch a stream with that many viewers
>>674520637
I know there was Cy.tube thing that did it but idk if it was a 4chan thing. I'd love to do it again though
>>674521013
That's what I'm wondering about is the discretion part of it. I'm working on finding a good download of all the episodes right now I'm just trying to find a good site to stream them all on where we can all chat and fuck around while watching them.
Fluffy death thread ? Yes
Maybe this one won't suck
Had a fluffy thread before but you cocks are too retarded to find a stealth thread thats as good as an elephant playing hide and seek in an empty grassy field
>dubs names my articuno
What would you do to this foal?
It's way too late, no one is going to post.
Why do white people talk shit when they can't fight?
Dude I'm white and I'll totally fuck you up bro square up
>>674520557
because police shoot niggers?
Does anyone have the video to this?
OC Nudes thread?
9199223001 loves phone sex
sc - amandadeenise send dik pics she is sloot. who wants nudes
>Makes OC nudes thread.
>Does not post OC nudes.
Faggot
Not your personal army, faggot
>>674519356
i asked who wants nudes cause i knew thered be this guy>>674519474
What's the name of the person behind that number OP
I can't sexually resist my daughter. I mean seriously just look at her ass, 4chan! What do I do, I don't know if I can control myself around her?!
Kill yourself
>>674520281
Kill yourself now.
You'll just have to kill yourself. Sorry OP
Arizona check in~520
928
Sup boys
623, anthem here, what's up guys?
928
One of my wife's bra-less party outfits. Would you approach her on that dancefloor?
I can't dance well but I would say hey. Then she will say hey anon what's up? Then I'll say wanna get a drink and so on and so forth
>>674517217
damn.. SO alpha! thats such a great story.. you should talk about it at parties and stuff
>>674516951
when approached what would capture her attention I wonder
>>674517323
What is wrong with this plan of action? It works.
Hey /b/ I need your guys' help. Not to long ago my dean expelled me and I don't want to discuss why but he did it so he could get a promotion. you guys know how I can get into his school twitter account? I need closure.
>>674518427
Why did he expel you?
>>674518712
He found a found a ninja star in my back pack. If I were in any other school I would have just been suspended. I was also charged with posetion of a deadly weapon
>>674518965
Lol
>>674519022
Since then I've been a deep depression I can't get out of because I can't get fucking closure over this shit.
ITT: post things you think only you do / think.
>i piss in the sink 100%. never in the toilet anymore
>fuckin love my fart smells
>i have to wash my ass with water and soap after shits, toilet paper doesnt cut it. also, i finger my ass in the shower to get shit out
>after a friend/gf i deem attractive or sexy leaves my room, i cling onto whatever furniture / blanket they were on and i inhale the perfume deeply. kinda like i am now with this blanket pulled up
>i have absurdly high standards for a girlfriend, but i would fuck sooooo many people, the standard almost doesnt exist
>smoking pot is cool but sometimes i feel paranoid because of my inability to critical think while high
>i people-watch women hard enough to the point i give every single one of them a rating out of 10.
>i hate the taste of alcohol in general
>dogs are way too fucking energetic for me. plus, all of them smell like shit
>my entire wardrobe is band t-shirts / black-colored attire
>i prefer landing strips to bare shaven, and bushes are fucking delicious
>marriage terrifies me
>children terrify me further
>scene/emo/metal/alt/latina/white brunette/black haired girls with at least D cups and a thick, plump ass are god's gift to earth
>i create a fantasy involving every single one of my friends mom's
>how i met your mother is a fucking piece of fucking trash
>i slather most meals in tabasco sauce.
fag haha
near shameless bump. where's
the weird peeps at tonight
>>674517661
you've grown into a degenerate. Congratulations.
post your ideal wife
Real
rate me
Need to see your Tits and that gash you call a pussy before we can rate you...
>>674517209
OMG those lips. What happens when you suck dick? Do guys get obsessed with you?
Can I get obsessed with you?
4/10 ugly hat
Omegle wins.
Or just recommend me a new site its trash now.
ITT Sesame Street memes
Would you fuck Trump's daughter?
>>674518844
Yes
butta face
>>674518844
Who the fuck wouldn't
Waifu claiming thread. Version 9.01
>New edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Lamb
Reclaimed
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674520260
im gonna cum gold bricks
>>674520260
impressive sex
>>674520260
this is the first good thing on /b/ since oldfags were newfags. Buckets were came OMG guise I ruined my carpet PLZ no.
>>674520260
If you cant get this then youre gay
