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Hey /b/ I need your guys' help. Not to long ago my dean expelled me and I don't want to discuss why but he did it so he could get a promotion. you guys know how I can get into his school twitter account? I need closure.
>>674518427
Why did he expel you?
>>674518712
He found a found a ninja star in my back pack. If I were in any other school I would have just been suspended. I was also charged with posetion of a deadly weapon
>>674518965
Lol
>>674519022
Since then I've been a deep depression I can't get out of because I can't get fucking closure over this shit.
>>674518965
>He found a found a ninja star in my back pack
Why was he even looking in your backpack?
ITT: post things you think only you do / think.
>i piss in the sink 100%. never in the toilet anymore
>fuckin love my fart smells
>i have to wash my ass with water and soap after shits, toilet paper doesnt cut it. also, i finger my ass in the shower to get shit out
>after a friend/gf i deem attractive or sexy leaves my room, i cling onto whatever furniture / blanket they were on and i inhale the perfume deeply. kinda like i am now with this blanket
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fag haha
near shameless bump. where's
the weird peeps at tonight
>>674517661
you've grown into a degenerate. Congratulations.
>>674517661
I hate Doctor Who
post your ideal wife
Real
>>674519281
rate me
Need to see your Tits and that gash you call a pussy before we can rate you...
>>674517209
OMG those lips. What happens when you suck dick? Do guys get obsessed with you?
Can I get obsessed with you?
4/10 ugly hat
>>674517510
Yeah nice lips, but the green hair is a bit much.
Omegle wins.
Or just recommend me a new site its trash now.
ITT Sesame Street memes
>>674519204
>>674519348
>>674520298
Whoops wrong thread
Would you fuck Trump's daughter?
>>674518844
Yes
>>674518844
Yes
butta face
>>674518844
Who the fuck wouldn't
>>674518844
Yes, but only if rape.
Waifu claiming thread. Version 9.01
>New edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>dont pass out
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
Lamb
Reclaimed
Ayy
>claimed
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://flyto.us/wincest
pic related
>>674520260
im gonna cum gold bricks
>>674520260
impressive sex
>>674520260
this is the first good thing on /b/ since oldfags were newfags. Buckets were came OMG guise I ruined my carpet PLZ no.
>>674520260
If you cant get this then youre gay
>>674520260
i can confirm this is legit and hot
Hunger Games thread, without Judy or Claire.
First 36 get in, post tributes.
Previous thread: >>674512824
Judy Hopps
The Guy
Cutie Patootie
Moth Girl
Claire!
Remember me? I'm back and trips decides what I needle next
>>674519532
do it again
>4chan filename
Retard
Put it in your dick head again
Urethra
>>674519724
Reroll
Wat u packin'?
>>674516768
Not mouth cancer.
Grizz Wintergreen long cut.
I usually go punches because I'm trying to cut back, but tis was all the gas station had... so fuck it.
oxyracetam and aniracetam
>>674516912
Well it's a lot cleaner than smoking....
>>674516768
Ur mom's azz. you faggot.
you look like a stupid inbreed when you chew.
go die in a fire.
MBTI thread. Been trying to determine my type for a while, and I'm between INFP and INTP mostly. Compare/contrast, /b/?
Shits gay as fuck
INTJ checking in.
i flip between infj and intj, mainly intj though
Kill yourself
>>674515846
How'd you figure out your type for sure? Between online tests and cognitive functions, I can't seem to narrow it down for long!
lets play a game: dubs has to post bare ass with timestamp
ill roll first
>>674516800
Do it OP.
How the fuck
>>674516890
I didn't abandon just give me a sec
>>674516999
Now trips, so full body shot
>>674516999
well fuck what do I do now
It's time for a Skinner thread.
![548096[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AWoniSH.jpg "548096[1].jpg")
Y'all niggas want some of these steamed hams?
Did I make it in time?
it's silhouette night
>>674518349
Skinner, where does all that smoke come from?
![738453[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5PUZBdA.jpg "738453[1].jpg")
Skinner! Are you paying to watch me fuck your mom or ain't you?
Odds fap. Evens sleep.
sure
I just want to fap man
>>674518250
Rollin
Rollerino
gonna fap anyway
Left, Middle or Right?
>>674517400
Presuming theyre all at or above 18:Left, right, middle
Right all nite.
>>674517400
r, l, m
mods
>>674518016
Nigger
Alright, been in a relationship with my current gf for about a month now.
Shits going great.
Sex is good and I see her as often as I want.
Now I got this other girl who I had previously gone on 2 dates with now wants to fuck on the side.
I'm about to see her tomorrow night. No one will find out, it's just inner problems.
Should I do it or no?
>>674515593
No. Don't be one of those unfaithful faggots.
>>674515593
Break up with your girlfriend if you're serious about fucking this other woman. Men don't cheat on the woman who cares about him; that's something boys do. It's selfish and pathetic; either ignore this other woman, or dump the girlfriend before you get with the new one.
Seriously though. The fact that you even have to ask about this pathetic shit makes me thing your current girlfriend can do a whole lot better. Grow up.
heres something most of the /b/ people never think about in all these cukcold or bullshit should i fuck around threads, remember 1 simple thing evolution centered ourselves around multiplying and never being with 1 woman to long, but guess what we evolved have better understanding of how it works now, so ur real choices are, be an evolved human being with intellect and pic 1 girl who's both attractive and natural body order don't offend you and ur good, or be an unevolved fucking nigger and do whatever u want and die knowing you were worthless to the next generation.
>>674516166
You sound like a wizard
But nah OP, don't do it, not worth the chance of losing all the sex you want just so you can say you've fucked one more girl
>>674515593
Go for it. You live only once.
ylyl
>>674517685
Lost
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â–² â–²
>>674517685
DAMN. This is the first time I actually lost.
>>674518245
>  ▲
>â–² â–²
Feels thread
>>674518213
let's do it
>>674518213
post the image source greentext
>>674518410
Still waiting for return
