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>>674759600
Fucking hillarious mate
>>674759600
I do not get this shit, wtf is funny about this?
>>674760080
They're laughing WITH you, David. There's nothing to understand. Drink your milk
>>674759600
>tfw you are david.
most people here is david
RULE 34 THREAD
Hi, what are you doing (bread)?
Result = light pee
Show us your dick
>>674759256
What dick?
>>674758635
show dick right now looks promising
A girl I was talking to who I had a thing with. Met her at the beginning of January. We had a fling. Spoke a lot. Skyped every night. She lives about 25 minutes away. She became extremely distant randomly. She posted a picture of a random guy calling him a "cute weirdo" (literally the same nickname she gave me). Also talked about how amazing of a guy he is. Went to his instagram. He posted a picture of her. She commented "awww, thanks babe". I deleted her from all social media. Confronted her. Now I'm ignoring her.
She apparently didn't think she did anything wrong. I don't want anything to do with her. Am I wrong in this situation or am I doing what I should?
>>674757274
Don't be a cuck anon.
>>674757274
try finding out why she became distant rather than ignoring her.
Hope you're a lesbian, cause you're definitely a bitch.
>>674757885
are you serios?
becaus she was dating someone else
>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess
Lmao at this faggot
You charge $16 for a burger, fries and a drink? Get fucked. I'll leave whatever mess I want you thieving shitbags
>That good feel while wiping my greasy fry fingers on a seat and leaving a wrapper full of tomatoes and onions on the floor.
I don't go to theaters for that same reason. It really just brings to light how lazy and shitty people are.
>lights are off so no one can see who did it
Also fuck people that bring babies to theaters.
I don't go to theaters 'cause they charge money. Movies are free, dumbasses.
Not a fan of the cameras. An empty theater used to be easy mode public sex. Like who gives a fuck what I'm doing at the midnight showing of Zoolander 2. It's not like anyone else is even there.
Trips decides what we raid and how
We raid a twitch camwhore by telling her to put a condom on her eyebrow
/wooo/ with CM Punk
habbo
>>674760318
4chan with moot pics lol thatll teach them
You can select one object that will grow 100x its size
>every piece of named object in the world will grow
>can be a living thing too
>inb4 OPs dick
OPs lymph nodes
>>674759462
my bedsores
>>674759462
Op's dick definitely needs to grow
Just found a fucking sword
Trips decide what I do
>>674762426
Put it up ur ass
>>674762524
Rolling for this
>>674762426
You just "found" a sword on the fucking ground? Give us some context anon
>>674762426
Cum on it
Humble Bundle Give-Away
Had these for a bit, don't want them, and neither do my friends. Come claim your free games.
Post your Steam ID and I'll add you to get you your code.
First come first serve.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198026115288/
gmod please
Jakeprior1488
I dont feel like i deserve any games but shit why not ill bite
http://steamcommunity.com/id/KapitanKlos/
Tomb raider anniversary
steamcommunity.com/id/lightmantle
Tomb Raider GOTY please, i have the base game but i need the dlcs.
Waifu claiming thread: Road to 72h Edition
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>only 1 claim/Anon
>Most important: Have fun!
Tenryuu claimed. The most beautiful and stubborn waifu here.
Obligatory claim.
Claim.
So what are you guys listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8icmqjD5XI
Claimed
Ryougi Shiki claimed
Ass in Jeans or Yoga pants
Bump
Go on OP
Need some more contributors
Foul Bachelor Frog Thread
Trap/Trans/CD/Mental illness anyone?
>>674754642
bump
gay
real autist here
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on
>>674751799
>I will fulfill
No. No you won't.
Please. Please please
Let me give you MY experience of Islam.
>be me
>born in the UK to good Muslim parents
>parents were loving and caring and tought me respect
>being Muslim as a kid isn't that big of a deal
>don't really need to pray and life hasn't caught you yet
>fastforward to about last year
>parents, specifically my dad is no longer the man he used to be
>constantly shouting at me and making me feel like shit
>even though i have, to this day, not even drank a sip of alcohol
>im still a virgin
>i pray
>and im unhappy as fuck
>i missed out on teenage love because no girlfriends in islam
>i never really had many friends because my dad said shit like "don't mix woth other kids"
Take it from me /b/ros, islam is a shit tier religon, and trust me when i say, it is a peaceful religon, but praying does not do shit and you basically miss out on childhood, a muslim SHOULD NOT EVER, grow up in a western country, it's just not meant to be, and take that from an actual muslim.
i understand you completely
>>674757936
I'm honestly thinking of just dropping this religon thing, I believe that Allah exists but it's just not for me, islam should stay in Arabia, because western culture and islam do not fucking mix
>>674757548
im also a muslim
but the only thing that makes me sad
is the fact that every time i want buy candy i have to read the indgredients to make sure i dont consume pork ;_;
>>674757548
>My dad did basically the same thing
>He is not religious
>He actually hates most religioins
Feet thread
lets make a new meme
another
the meme is that every 10 minutes someone says we should make a new meme
New meme right here
Socialism in action
>>674758891
>inb4 "muh norway/sweden/denmark"
stupid liberals are the cancer of this world
>>674758891
capitalism in action
>>674758891
Both sides of the political spectrum are fucked up if you go too far. I think the pic is more like communism because that shit just siphons all the power to the guys in charge.
>>674758974
People who say 'oh durr liberals be takin mah mendment rights' are basically AIDS but for society.
>>674759314
Bread lines is a socialist thing
>>674759352
communism doesnt exist ;) its socialism
feels thread
gay
>>674749609
Fuckin nigger Zombie
>>674749856
dont be so hard on yourself anon
>>674749609
I dont think this pic will work unless your an ant
![CdXkM0hUAAA8bJe[1].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1458/408/1458408802104.jpg "CdXkM0hUAAA8bJe[1]")
