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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hometown junkies who are still fuckable. This one likes crystal meth, heroin, and any pill she can get her hands on. I got a video of her being banged from behind. Going to post screenshots xx
she is hot, she could fuck me for some pills or meth. No problem
she is into pills, coke and speed. still fuckable i think
I wish I could show you the actual clip
What's the lowest amount of money you'd accept to kill a stranger?
>>767550563
100 000
$1,000
>>767550563
If I get to fuck the corpse, i'd pay up to $35
Couldn't. Karma, real or not, stops me. If we could prove karma isn't real..maybe 1,000
>>767550689
Kek
Cock tribute thread
Please
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Big pussy and large insertion thread
I'm more a fan of amateur stuff
Hey /b/.
I have 10 dollars to feed myself for two weeks. I need advice and help on how to make this last as long as I can.
As far as things I already have - I have a 4 pack of burgers, and 1kg of rice, some canned beans and various stocks/gravys. Some frozen vegitables and a bag of frozen chips. OH, and 3 or 4 packs of instant ramen.
I'm not TOO concerned - but It's deffinetly going to be tight.
Any suggestions on how to make this 10 dollars go as far as it can? Should I just buy as much rice as I can?
>>767551039
Loaf of bread and bolognese
>>767551039
ryan?
>>767551039
Food pantry an option anon?
>>767551179
I live in Australia, in my state the only food kitchen open requires registration and a note from the department of human services, which will take a couple of weeks anyway
Depending on where youre from exactly theres alwas some local deals that will give you an advantage.
Celeb Thread
/Stuck in Captcha Hell/ Edition
>>767553063
>>767553063
>/Stuck in Captcha Hell/ Edition
then stop spamming
maybe post some god damn TITS
anon wants to see BOOBIES
>>767553122
is that schnoekie?
>>767553063
>quantity over quality
you're doing it wrong son
Shota!
>>767551701
Did someone say shota?
>>767551824
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Hey /b/, what's his name again??
Fuck off
>>767551146
fuck you prick I'm just looking for name
>>767551103
use google image search
>>767551103
Chris Hemsworth
>>767551103
Benderdick Scumberthatch
Just Monika Edition!
Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня
>>767551552
Take it to /a/ bonehead
>>767551552
Type a lot?
fb/ig thread: sluts built to be bred edition
>>767550107
danielle is a slut with a thicc bod, imagine that she can pop out your baby with ease
>>767550377
Cursed Image Thread?
>>767542573
hahaha
do we have any idea where that shit comes from?
A Wild Loliccubus appears before you.
What do?
>>767546673
feed her
>>767546673
Use her as my private fleshlight
>>767547120
Fair enough.
>>767546673
Teach her the ways of feminine decency and put some clothes on her and drive her to school. Also gief lunch money.
>>767547194
only logical answer
Yeah it is... So is being any other colour/ethnicity
>>767548116
^This. People should give less of a shit
>>767547612
No its not.
>>767547612
>white
>>767548335
No, that's green text
Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is
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show us your boobs and then we can talk
>>767547603
That sound nice for you, but why should I care ?
>>767547603
If you are so special, what are you doing with all that crap to make your life worth something?
There are plenty of 'genius' IQ people that achieve nothing and plenty of sub average people that work hard an accomplish shit with their lives, so what are you actually doing?
>>767547603
Fuck off no one gives a shit
>>767547603
Every thread on /b/ is a troll thread.
Asian girl thread
>>767547319
>>767547436
danielle is made for breeding, she has the hips to bear your child easily
tuberous, asymmetrical and weird boobs thread
give me your best
Yesssss relevant to my interests
LOVE saggies
sad
This is bait.
>>767544245
Failing to see how there’s anything wrong with that.
Why are liberals becoming even more prudish than Religious Fundies?
>>767544276
It's the hypocrisy of parading around the mistresses of the spouse of the other candidate, while at the exact same time he was paying hush money to a porn star, and the National Enquirer was catching and killing a story about another. This guy is a serial philanderer, yet claims to represent the "family values party".
It's also about the blind devotion of his cultist followers. Trump could fuck the corpse of a headless toddler on Fox and Friends, and his approval wouldn't dip below...
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>>767544482
Not even a Trump fan. Voted for the ex-spook Mormon.
But where did he campaign on that usual “family values” shit exactly?
>>767544276
>>767544583
Firstly, thank you for voting for McMullin. I told all my Republican friends that he was an outrageously strong and honorable candidate, a patriot, and a true conservative. I wouldn't have even been angry (for long) if he had won.
Secondly, he spent a lot of time on the campaign trail making appearances with religious figures, invoking god, and even as President still make religious appearances, such as the Values Voters Summit. He also enjoys something like an 80% Evangelical approval.
Are you a sheeple? (Test)
1. You own an expensive vehicle. You don’t need a $40,000 vehicle to get from point A to point B. The only reason to own a $40,000 car us because you want one. Why do you want one? Because you were told to want one…and you obeyed.
2. You watch the top 10 highest rated television shows. This wouldn’t be the case if the top 10 television shows were beacons of genius. As it stands, the top 10 television shows are beacons of petty ignorance because stupid sells better than genius. The reason stupidity sells so well is because people
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4. You don’t read or you only read popular fiction. In order to grow and change you need to learn. In order to learn eventually you’re going to have to read a book. If you’re not reading then you’re not learning much outside of the pop culture you’re bombarded with every day.
5. You get along with pretty much everybody. On the surface it sounds noble and virtuous to get along with everybody, but most people are stupid. Stupid people are afraid of ideas. Smart people have ideas. If you’re smart, stupid people won’t like you. If you get along with everybody you either don’t have any ideas to offend their stupidity with or you’re not standing up for your intelligent ideas, and if you’re not going to stand up for what’s right then you’re stupid.
6. Similar to #5:You automatically disagree with people all the time. If you do this you probably don’t notice, but it’s pretty easy to spot when other people do it. So think about this. Non-thinking people don’t weigh pros and cons logically. They just defend what they already believe and automatically reject everything else even if it’s mundane and trivial. If it doesn’t already have a place in their mind already it’s not coming in. So they constantly disagree with other people. They think this makes them smart because they’re so “good” at coming up with arguments and playing the devil’s advocate. The more they shoot down other people’s ideas and shut them up the more smug and maniacally genius it makes them feel, but all they’re really doing is building a higher and higher wall around their mind.
7. Your best friends are stupid. We hang out with people we’re comfortable with. Now be honest. Are your best friends stupid? If they are, then the reason you’re friends with them is because you’re stupid.
8. You have no philosophy or your philosophy is vague to the point of being useless. Here’s a simple sheeple test in one question: What’s your philosophy on life? Don’t have an answer ready to go? Your mind is empty. You’re following the herd.
But don’t take my word for it. Go do a survey. Go ask everyone you know what their philosophy on life is. Most people won’t have an answer. That means they don’t know how to live. So all they can do is just follow the herd and convince themselves that whatever they’re already doing is novel and ideal. But what they’re...
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Well look at this guys big rick and morty brain.
>>767544543
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise...
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1. I don't own a vehicle at all.
2. I had to look it up because I have no idea what tv shows are popular and it turns out I don't watch anything in any of the top 10 nielson ratings.That's more of a statement on how shit most tv shows are, though, because I would have loved to see some of the things I like being in the list.
3. Kmart 4 life, bruh.
4. I mostly read shitty fanfic but I have read plenty of popular things in the past.
5. The last person I spoke to was the guy who delivered my shopping three weeks ago. He asked where to put stuff and I...
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Wwyd thread
>>767549359
who is this girl does anyone have a insta
>>767549359
Would ask you for her insta so hard... Hng
WWYD?
>>767549585
I have it but not giving sorry
Guess my illness
>>767547415
Miners Lung.
Gangrene of the foot.
>>767547415
Spiderman
You're a woman.
>>767547415
being a nignog?
