Odds: Fap
Evens: Sleep
>>678604850
I'll start.
hopefully sleepin
Nigga
>>678604850
SLEEP
YLYL banana edition
only ripe bananas
>>678604106
>>678604329
~desu
(I'm lagging edition)
>>678604329
XD
I said only ripe bananas silly willy. That's a stale banana, let's make some new OC bananas!
webm general thread
>>678597438
he's like "fuck my lifeeeeeee" hahaha
>>678597438
I guess this is my life now...
Chubby thread bonanza
Who want more of my cow?
>>678590151
More
Taking cock tribute requests
What about cum tributes?
drawthread
>>678595257
No, thanks.
requesting sexy tophat man
>Go to www.shamchat.com
>Name yourself Gary
>Say Haha, Gary!
>trick people into thinking they are connecting with the same Gary
>post results
kys
>>678595606
BUMPPP!!
>>678596597
LICK MY ANAL GREASE
i am gary
Traps/mental illness thread
>>678598112
Already off to a horrible start with a shitty OP picture
but lets keep on with this shitfest already drrinking up
>>678598112
>>678598406
>Not worshiping the BBC
>>678598406
Any asshole pics?
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 12 year old babe that's perfectly perfect
8 get
>>678608444
get
>>678608444
can we have a dog aswell if i roll dubs?
Wisconsin thread..
I'm sure this will be as disappointing as usual.
>>678588582
Michigan is better
>>678588644
Upper Michigan maybe, the rest is up for debate
>>678589029
Traverse city master race.
>>678589478
"LaX" Douche Club here
Funny DnD story experiences
>be in group of 5
>me as elf, orc, mouseman, rock person and human monk
>traveled to dwarf city after battling shit
>group decides to go to an expensive tavern
>tavern is huge and has 100+ dwarfs in
>ales are 2gold each
>me with bright idea
>shout out drinks for everyone on rock man
>tavern cheers
>i walk out of tavern
>all the dwarfs and bartender are now focusing on rock man
>rock man can't pay up
>dwarfs aren't pleased
>rock man decides to roll a persuasion check
>rolls 11
>dwarfs become more angry
>multiple guards approach rock man
>rock man now thinks best idea is to do an intimidation check
>rolls a 27
>good roll
>not good enough
>dwarfs become infuriated
>one hits rock man with end of axe hitting 16 damage
>rock man now screams out he'll pay up
>trys to deception roll
>rolls 12
>guard hits rock man knocking him unconscious
>i see this happen outside the tavern
>decide to go back in
>bartender now notices me
>"Elf, pay up"
>I try to do a persuasion roll
>i rolled a 9
>fuck
>guard now hits me for 39 instantly knocking me out unconscious
>me and rock man are now being dragged to prison
>rest of group end up having to pay out 200 gold for drinks
>they find us in prison
>pay 100 gold on bail
my group blamed rock man for the whole situation and i got off scot free
>>678568429
Fucking elves.
"funny"
>trying to download DnD for free
>get virus
>buy new PC
>haven't learned
>try again on new PC
>another virus
>MFW I pressed the wrong download button twice
>Be a tiefling
>Group is around lv. 6
>Encounter a medusa and a bunch of snakes, clearly meant as a miniboss battle
>Everyone prepares for battle
>Decide to fuck this noise
>Cast thaumaturgy, making my voice boom unnaturally loud, giving me a situational advantage on intimidation checks
>Yell "Back to the dark depths from which you spawned!"
>Roll intimidation check
>Perfect 20
>Scare off medusa and all the snakes
>Piss off DM
on another session through the same story arc,
>Encounter another miniboss, a giant bat
>Since character is a druid, have bonuses to animal handling
>Cast speak with animals, animal friendship, roll very high persuasion checks.
>Bat miniboss becomes my new pet
>Further piss off DM
buena mierda buena mIerda esa es unabuena mierdaahiahi si yo digo yo mismo yo si digo Asi es lo que yo he dicho ahi ahi (coro:ahi)SIIIIiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ARRIBAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAA buena mierda
What do these moon runes mean?
What's the word Thunderbird?
WHat's that OP? a gay furry thread? Don't mind if I do.
D-do you think I'm cute onii-chan?
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
NOT THIS TIME, OTHER YUNO ANON!
Claimed!
Obligatory claim.
>>678602432
kagami claimed
What are you sorry for /b/?
>>678593969
i fucked your sister op
>>678594847
/thread
For everything I've ever done with her.
>>678593969
i created an account on Facebook...
Hunger games.
The Capitol demands 36 tributes to be entered into the arena!
banan
King Arthur
Commissar TR-8R
Retarded #1
Faces of /b/ thread
Nice hat bro
Hi
I am slightly autistic.
>>678595414
timestamp?
pokebox
New Fluffy Abuse
A'ight
I want to cum inside Judy Hopps /b/, explain to me why won't you fuck the bunny, are you gay or something?
>>678588849
ohh, it's time
>>678588849
You want to Fuck a rabbit?
me 2 anon
>>678588849
>This thread again.
God-tier albums thread
Amazing riffs and lyrics
>>678594831
That and a couple songs from AM and humbug are my favourates
>>678594831
>>678594279
fuck this
