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girls you've fucked
>>768683364
None, I fuck women.
>>768683463
thats pretty gay bro
>>768683364
traps are no girls
ITT we all act like proper gentlemen until somebody gets trips.
Jolly good
Jolly good!
>>768689977
Your double trips impress me greatly good sir.
Hello fellow gentleman, lovely weather isn't it? Perfect weather for trips...
>>768690064
Excuse me sir, did you mean dubs dubs? You are mistaken.
>3:00am
>watching some based icarly like I usually do
>also playing minecraft xbox edition
>get distracted from building my poo poo pee pee themed city in creative mode by miranda cosgroves qtness
>pull out my weenie and start masturbating
>imagine what she looked like as a toddler while im doing this
>its too much for me
>realize
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Who is this thread for? People that read your retarded ass story and go “ok”? Get the fuck out of here you stupid ass faggot
>enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly
>bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my shit jug and start looking for a job
>start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door
> when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and take a big fat shit in it
>"Now take me to Wendy's to get some tendies or I'll fucking kill myself."
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>>768676146
It's for the triggered
>Wake up early its 4pm
>Dont smell tendies in the air.
>I waddle to my door around the piss bottles.
>Start slamming my head into the wall and screaming TENDIES TENDIES I WANT TENDIES
>Slut bitch Mommy slowly opens the door to my lair
>With tears in her eyes she slides in my tendies and juice-box.
>I tell her iCarly is on later so she better prepare the highest...
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Actually a good thread
Is there any love here for chubby/fat crossdressers/traps/sissies? I can't get enough of them.
>>768685915
i hate them
worst kinda shit. lose weight or fuck off
>>768686211
I think theyre cute.
More to hold onto while fucking.
>>768685915
As long as they're not too fat I don't mind a little jiggle, especially if that rump is plump.
does any one have name of this one?
No. Traps are supposed to be slim.
No one likes fat dudes.
Drumpf hate thread
You just hate Trump because your parents do. Move out of their basement and have an original thought
Fuck Trump he is just a Cheeto he will make USA bankrupt and he will be impeached and uh...... RUSSIA BOUGHT ADS ON FB YOU GUYS!!!
>>768683165
faggot
>>768682231
Dude, why did you put a hat on a potato?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZvbA4vnhtw
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