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Music thread
Choose three favorite artists/bands and judge eachother
Me:
>Johnny cash
>Allman Brothers
>Loop Zoop
>Dwarves
>Marilyn Manson
>Pink Floyd
>>715061860
Edgy until the floyd
Floyd is lit
>>715062138
why does liking things make one edgy?
isn't edgy more of a "I'm gonna say something bad and pretend it's how I really feel"?
>>715062324
No the bands are edgy
Just not my kind of music idc what you listen to
At the moment:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEYAv13D9s8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk3UBwrqLdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDI1qEfxlQU
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715052163
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
alice2 claimu!
Sameji claim'd
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
i'll claim your face faggot
Christmas comes early this year /b/itches.
will start with a pile of random keys. once those are gone, I'll give out others if you get dubs.
will keep this bumped with tits.
Thank u Santy claws
Dubs Decide.
ill rip yer goddamn eyes out put em in a bowl of grapes and eat the motherfuckers and be happy to do it
Dubby bby let's fuck
Suck my dick you hoe
I'm gay
send nudes and well talk
Let's see what you get. Go ahead and roll
>>715067701
eh, fuck it.
roll
rolling
1 get
Huge tits thread cont. from
>>715037906
>>715059941
>>715059941
why is it so hard to find hardcore porn of girls with tits like this?
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
Winnie is sick edition
First 23 images with names make it in. Let's get things moving!
this cuck
Megumin
Sam Hyde
(here's hoping this thread turns out better)
DiggerNick
The Claw
a fresh thread
friends you fap to cont.
>>715066364
>>715066508
>>715066364
FB/Insta/Snap Thread
>>715065192
>>715065259
>>715065298
Classic YLYL shit thread since I need some new pics.
>>715055549
hehe
Cringe Thread?
Is that all you're going to post?
>>715058511
Lol its funny cause he has a gf and op doesnt.. Get you some sage brotha
You inbreds really think this hillbilly won't be impeached within a year?
doesn't matter as long as shillary doesn't win
>>715057234
If he is, Mike Pence is even worse.
Fucking lunatic fundamentalist who would defund every social services program in the country, lead us into the worst recession ever (while making billionaires richer than ever) and in every way be even worse than GWB.
>>715057408
>>715057234
Sore loser I see?
What you're seeing is a real leader.
Secrets / Vent / Advice continued
My car's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom.
>>715052885
oh hey /b/ro how are things
Every girl I've asked out in the last 5 years has rejected me without so much as a first date. Do I just have legendarily bad luck or am I really that unlikable?
>>715052885
me like girl but 'too busy'. now break maybe she give finger car a shot. but good. but bad. mom's friend end. rear car.
>>715052757
tomorrow or Wednesday I am going to a whore to lick my balls, tongue my asshole and suck my dick until she swallows every drop of cum. I haven't fapped or had sex in a week so it's going to be quite the load.
best part: she's deaf. no talking. Just taking the dick.
it's that time of night
roll away
f
>>715058606
p is for penus
>29
rolling
>>715058903
rolling for special
Roll on
asain thread
>>715052062
bump
bump
Stupid things you did as a kid thread. I'll start:
>be me age 9
>just discovering sex
>on holiday with family
>alone in hotel room while parents are doing shit in the lobby
>see disposable camera
>decide to take picture of dick
>why did I do this
>back from holiday
>go to pick up developed
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This thread is lonely
>>715043165
>be me
>with a friend of my childhood
>lets be alchemist
>go to grandma's cleaning armoire
>grab a bucket
>start to mix everything we see
>we're making a magic potion!
>Grab a bottle of what years later discovered it was ammonia
>put...
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>be me ~10
>at pool
>I want to make a prank
>put 10 dollars (a lot to me) on the ground
>get friends to come around
>wait until one of them sees it
>he does
>picks it up
>I say, "hahaha, that's my 10 dollars, I was just pranking you."
>doesnt believe...
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> be like 4th or 5th grade
>semi friends b day sleep over
>super anticlimactic
>parents get him some law and order DNA tester Bullshit toy
>everyone's asleep or so I thought
>piss in one of the DNA test tubes and replace it
>test that bitch
>some kid wasn't quite asleep and sees me doit
>never...
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>be 13
>experimenting with anal play
>tired of sticking my fingers in there
>take electric tooth brush
>put bristle end inside as deep as I can get it
>turn it on
>hurts really fucking bad, but leave it in anyway for maybe 15 seconds
>still hurting, not feeling good
>pull it out
...
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Auction thread
Post girls and anons say how much they would pay for one night with them/to own them as a slave.
how much for this english slut?
still haven't gotten/b. to agree on the solution to this, best answer 70
>>715055246
25, system of equations, basic algebra. Im not gonna do your homework for you nigger, I know you're uneducated.
its 25 you dumbfucks
get quints
>>715055246
It's 15
fav movies thread
The "fuck you, i liked it edition"
mine's tron legacy
kazaam
Evil dead 1 and 2, army of darkness, evil dead remake
the first one was some generic shit
this one was fucking awesome
>>715049859
All the Transformers movies
