Haven't fapped for a week so far. My balls are seriously aching right now. Want to see how long I can last though. Do your worst faggots.
Come on guys, give me a challenge.
>>680982520
Just ruined a 5 day spread yesterday. More power to ya buddy. Super hawt lady for your success.
Any lawfags around that can help me with a question?
I'm going to take a plea deal to go to jail for 30 days on a county 2 hours away from here by the end of May. I'm currently on probation on this county, so I'm going to get my probation revoked when that happens and will most likely have to serve jail here as well. My question is, can I have both jail sentences combined into one at the other county? My court dates are 3 days apart from each other.
>>680982442
Depends on if your PO runs a CCH (centralized or computerized (don't remember) criminal history) check on you. You're probably fucked, as failure to disclose info to your PO could be used against you and be charged with perjury. I'd just get in contact with a no shit domestic criminal defense attorney man.
>>680982935
My PO knows, I told her about the new charge, and we went to court soon afterwards. This county is currently trailing the other county's trial, and once they sentence me they will revoke my probation here. I want to serve both sentences over there for reasons
Ask your lawyer.
>>680983174
Then its possible depending on local statutes that the judge in your current county may defer you to serve whatever in the other county. It'll obviously take so coordination effort and probably an appeal on your part to make that happen.
Any anons wanna jack off to Kate Oelrich the news producer wife from Fort Wayne? I still have all her pics that got sent around and love posting them.
>>680984538
Go on...
sure boss
>>680984815
Her husband knows all about these being around. Theyre all from before he married her too, taken for other men.
>4chan (g)old thread
this guy comes up to you and says your waifu isn't real. what do you do /b/?
"you must be looking for someone else, i dont do weeb shit"
>>680983580
tell him that his dad isn't real
>>680983580
I don't care since i don't have a waifu
>>680983801
/THRUTH BOMB
FB FAP
Sister
Trips names my shiny gyarados.
Squirtle
Garyidos
>>680984591
Asseater
!!!
OC here.
Dumping XFuukaX squirt webms!
Also general squirt/piss webm thread
Hey /b/, if you have any, describe your encounters with crazy chicks.
I had a crazy girlfriend for two years straight so here is my story. I actually have a lot involving her but I'll start with this one:
>Be cheating on her for a couple days because she won't let me dump her
>She hacks my Facebook and finds out
>Starts acting like me and bitching out the girl I'm cheating with
>Later I kick her off of my Facebook and apologize to the other girl
>FF a couple hours later, it's 1 in the morning and she's at my door
>Don't answer
>She keeps banging on it so I let her
>Tears and snot running down her face, "WHAT'S GOING ON?"
>Act confused
>She believes me but refuses to leave and makes herself at home
>Claims she took a one hour walk all the way here at 1 in the morning
>I tell her she can stay the night if she sucks me off
>She sucks me off with tears streaming down her face
She's really hot too. Petite but has a very nice hip to waist ratio. She has b cup tits and a perky little butt. Her face was also very cute and she had long wavy black hair.
I'll cont. if anyone's interested
Ok post pic of crazy gf?
continue op
>>680982930
YUP WHAT HE SAID
>Wake up to find her frantically going through my laptop
>I instantly jump out of bed and pull her away
>She puts up a fight but I manage to pull her back to the bed and pin her down
>"Anon why aren't you letting me see it?"
>Tears start running down her face and she struggles
>"Because there's nothing to see."
>I kiss her neck and she gives in
>"Do you love me, anon?"
>I say yes only to get inside those sweet walls
>We have some good sex then she goes back home
>FF a couple hours later and she's banging on my door again
>I open it but leave the second glass part of the door shut
>Tears, makeup and snot running down her face again
>"What now?" I ask
>"I SAW THE MESSAGES ANON!"
>Oh shit
>I slam the door and the go back into my room
>All I hear for an entire hour at least is her banging on the door and twisting the doorknob
>It suddenly goes quiet, and I start to relax
>Suddenly I hear something in the backyard, where my window faces
>See girlfriend trying to climb over the fence but failing
>I run out and tell her to stop
>I tell her I'll talk to her if she meets me out front, but I will not let her in
>She agrees and rushes to the front door
>Cont.
It's about to get juicy now. And I won't post any pics for privacy reasons, sorry.
Be nice to each other , until some one gets trips then we go full dick mode
well it's nice to hear from you anons how is your day
>>680984250
I sure hope I dont get trips OP, I would hate to have to be mean to a fellow 4chan user! :(
this threads are fucking stupid
youre fucking stupid
kys op
Fine day we having mate
I'm jewish
Whats the circle thing on my toe /b/? It hurts, help me out
Planar wart aka verruca.
>>680983442
It's a wart, nothing special. I've had a few as well. Want an easy recipe to get rid of it?
>>680983606
Sure
>>680983442
genital warps on your toe
in a moment of weakness i betrayed my nature as a pcmasterrace and bought a ps4 last year.
shitty collection, and my gta5 disk is cracked(actualy why i bought it)
need suggestion on games.
>>680983066
TFW digital dl
Bloodborne is the first one I'd get. Walmart will even match price match the Canadian best buy price for 20 bucks
>>680983066
You have Bloodborne, right? Is probably the best PS4 Exclusive
Bloodborne
Dark Souls III (best platform,hackers on PC since day 2,see yukas' PvP for proof)
Waifu claiming thread - Do you have a question for the thread edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Chara Claimed
Dio-sama...
Claiming Homura for Homuranon because she into that sort of thing..
- tsuzu
Celeb Fap 2016 official
>>680983828
>>680983862
Sel has amazing feet
>>680984035
A/fur
(all/any fur)
Ok /b/, need some advice...though I probably already know what I'm going to do.
>Me, 50. Been with my wife for 5 years, married the last 1 (our 2nd marriages).
>Was single for 20 years after my first marriage
>My son is grown and out of the house, my step-daughter is 13 (and no, I'm not molesting her...this isn't
>that kind of post).
>I bring in 2/3rds of our income right now (though her's can fluctuate since she owns her own business).
>Wife is pretty and smart.
>the problem is that I feel like I've been bait-and-switched when it comes to our sex life.
>Wife was a kinky sub before we got married. Got anal a few times a month (something I told her early on
>was a requirement for me)
>We had sex more before we were married. While I understand this is not uncommon, it started with 3-4 times a week.
>1 year into being married, we've had sex once in the last 6 weeks. No anal July of last year. No sub since April of
>last year. Boring, vanilla sex when we do have sex. I'm having a hard time getting into it.
>I've tried talking to her about it, she says nothing is wrong. I've tried doing more around the house (and I was already doing my
>share), romancing her, etc. Nothing is working.
While I love my wife, sex and love have never been tied together for me. It's all fucking to me whether it's a stranger or it's someone you care about. I'm seriously considering stepping out...either massage parlors, escorts or strippers. I had a lot of fun with that before I met my wife. I'm 50, my dick still works and I'm not dead. What do /b/?
an hero
>>680981665
LOL. Not even in the realm of possibility. Other than this shit, my life is great.
>>680981156
>No anal July of last year. No sub since April of last year. Boring, vanilla sex when we do have sex
do stuff then, tell her thats what you want to do
>>680982225
I've already done that. She's always got an excuse as to why not. Last night I was just caressing her ass when we were in bed. I was reaching down and she told me that she has a plug in there. I told her that her backdoor had no plug. She told me it's exit only. I told her that's not necessarily the case. All of this was joking. Then she said, "Nope, exit only." And I lightheartedly said, "Well, that's kinda sad because it's a waste." She got really serious and somewhat hostile and said, "It is if I say it is."
WTF.
i just made a girl cum /b/, ask me anything
>>680983593
me too not even joking.
she's putting on her clothes as i type.
>>680983593
How much did you pay the nigger you cuck
>>680983593
>i just made a girl cum /b/, ask me anything
> girl
Tits or gtfo.
Did she cum in your ass or in your mouth?
How big was her penis?
Roll the ball
will i get into the military
>>680984252
re roll
>>680984145
Oy vey, is this roll real ?
>>680984252
>>680984312
The ball doesn't give a shit
Any tips how to stop being socially awkward?
man up
>>680983312
stop being socially awkard
smoke weed, fuck hookers, travel alone, get over yourself
Get a job. It'll force social interaction and within less time than you think you won't give a shit about people anymore.
YLYL
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