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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Post pics of girls and other anons say how they'd fuck them. Reply for reply.
Bonus cock/cum tributes.
>>674248519
Rip her shirt off and cum all over her tits.
>>674248687
Shove my dick into her mouth until she turns purple.
>>674248885
cum on glasses
>>674248983
rolling
There have been reports of a sniper in this sector.
Please take all necessary precautions to avoi
Watch out! Dubs make him shoot!
When did people start calling sniper rifles "snipers". It's so fucking annoying
>>674247033
Dubs get shot
>>674247627
Nobody does that, sniper rifle + person = sniper, idio-
Fucking ki
First three words that come to mind
>>674247292
literally nothing
>>674247292
soles ass want
>>674247994
this
>>674247292
Wheres her toes?
>>674247292
General tso's chicken
I'm in class, entertain me /b/
>>674249245
Rate her
>>674249245
Pay attention to your teacher faggot
Do you prefer big, medium, or small areolas?
>>674249399
Nah, we're doing some math shit. Too boring
GIVE ME AWW DA MEMES
First three words that come to mind
>>674248652
Bacon cheese burger
>>674248652
is she asian?
too much oil
wake me up
slam piggy slam
[o]_[o] Berniebots disassemble. We've lost.
Goodnight, sweet prince.
His name was Bernie Sanders
You will not be forgotten
>>674248766
my life is fucking useless.
Obama lost the same states Bernie did.
![IMG_8954[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/stmAGR6.jpg "IMG_8954[1].jpg")
Just found these in my flatmate's room, what are they and how many do i need to take?
1.5gram
>>674248441
cheers geez
Pretty sure they're psilocybin man
>>674248362
mushrooms
if the are dry 0.75-1.5g is good for a first time
>>674248362
They look like normal shrooms. I'd weigh them and report back because it's hard to tell how much there is just by looking but I'd say take either 1/2 or all of it.
help me against the illuminati. please.
>>674245963
post more pictures.
this sounds like potential child abuse.
dont die op
>>674246779
here they faked a story to lock me up in a mental wards for 2 months where they tried to kill me by an overdose of tavor.
>>674247100
mental wards are a common dumping grounds for troublesome people in rich or well connected families. got any more pictures they sent you?
>>674247536
here. the left in the brown jacket is my mom. i have no idea how they took that picture. i was present at that moment
Hunger Games Thread: Hopes and Memes Edition
>First 24 tributes get filled with determination
>>674249404
Turtleburger
Chen. Also i was the winner of that round!
Genocidal Loli
Yarn Opossums
>>674249404
No more fucking niggers
Okay faggots, last OP was a dick gobbler and couldnt handle it.
Hunger games thread, first 24 bitches.
Matt
Fatigue
>not adding in the last ones
Snake the Legend
Big Boss
Beer
How often do you guys get dubs?
>>674249535
Every God damn day nigga
All day every day.
Check these, faggot
>>674249691
It would appear you have failed
>>674249622
It begins
>>674249622
This guy knows what's up
Make OP cum
Post traffic cones
>>674249355
those dubs surely will make OP cum
>>674249355
Let me just load up my "traffic cone" folder...
Get ready to bust OP
>Pick a movie.
>Take a screenshot of 33:33.
Post here. Anons guess the film.
>>674248258
return of the king
Trainspotting
>>674248507
I'm not surprised you got it in the first try.
>Alright guess this bitches.
>>674248258
Game of thrones: winter is coming?
What was his name again ?
>>674245885
Casper
>>674245885
kkkasper
>>674245885
his name is candleja-
Something tells me OP is gonna need more rope
Listen, I am tired as fuck of this Candl
Sister rate thread.
post a few more pics i swear i recognize her
>>674246283
>>674246283
you ever hear/catch her doing anything?
>>674246916
Look, it's this fucking thread again: ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything.
Are you a faggot ?
>>674247418
Nah. Maybe a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
>>674247334
what type of shampoo do you recommend me ?
SCHNITZEL
why dont you pay a hooker? faggot
Alright, faggots. You're Pablo Ajeno. Your wife is 9-months pregnant, and you have to get past the Trump wall so that she can give birth to her baby (named Ancla) in America.
Around you, you find:
-Some cacti
-A sign pointing to the nearby town.
-A vulture on top of that sign.
-A guard on top of the Trump wall who will shoot you if you try to climb or tunnel.
Dubs decides what you do.
-Unless otherwise specified, you only control Pablo and/or his wife.
-Only the first dubs after each drawing will be counted.
-Quads will always be counted.
-"Kill
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>>674246791
eat the vulture
Turn the sign around, tell sniper your town is just past the wall, go over wall
Profit?
>>674247149
Despite singles, you eat the vulture. It tastes terrible, and is probably full of parasites.
Dubs decides.
>>674247621
Sneak behind the cactus and run behind the level jump up the stairs over the clouds and get the flute to advance to level 5-1 in Nevada
Traps without dicks thread
>>674247743
>>674247743
>Traps without dick
>without dick
Wut?
>>674247743
Where the fuck is the interest ?
>>674248349
That's also called TILF
Sexy sisters thread. Post your sibling you wanna fuck.
>>674247298
>>674247607
totally would...shes on right
>>674248281
mmm, me too. first pic you came to?
Fucks wrong with you guys?
