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Well the wife finally came home and her panties are missing. WTF??????
h.o.w ?
>>674895691
>>674895767
Shes totally shitfaced I had to help her in the house and up to bed. When I took her pants off I asked her where her panties were and she just mumbled and passed out
>>674895961
she probably pooped her pants and threw the panties at some small children.
>>674895888
I fucking wish it was bait I'm all fucked up
gonna choose a pic for my new card, dubs decides
anime tt
>>674899393
Roll
Here you go anon
>>674899472
Stroll
ITT: post your fav sources for humiliated girls/wifes vids, points bonus for amateurish looking
motherless
heavy-r
xhamster
xnxx
Monitoring
meanwhile: pics
>>674894558
>>674894648
Shiba Inu best dog breed.
Post more doge pls
Very yes
Its just shiba; inu means dog in japanese
just best
Sleep tight shiba
first three words that come to mind
>DAT
>FLAT
>ASS
>>674896052
red socks lamp
>>674896052
>its
>a
>trap
blue eyes red
>>674896052
MODS MODS MODS !!
GET THE FUK IN HERE
Post your girlfriends nudes thread 2
>>674900721
>>674900772
What makes you happy?
No drugs edition, inb4 drugs.
>>674897949
the fact that the sun is up! (January only has 70 hours of sunlight)
>>674897949
Peace and quite.
>>674897949
Building model cars and riding my bicycle
>>674897949
Jerking - but only very temporary
beeing with friends - but not to often in a row. then almost everybody starts to grind my gears with stupid shit. when you see each other for the first tim in 1 month its bearable
...
>>674897949
magic mushrooms
Who wants to see Monique nude?
Trips gets her shower pics
Quads gets her masturbation video
K
>>674899063
gib da poosy
Roll 4 quads
Damn, only got dubs, reroll
dubs in 2 posts gg
Why do i have this sudden urge of wanting to fuck my daughter? I want her to ride my cock.
>>674895467
i do her first and tell you if she is worth it.
I want her to ride my cock too.
>>674895544
>>674895552
What would you guys do to her?
>>674895716
you are a
fucking loser op
>>674895716
any ass pics?
1. Marry a fat tumblr feminazi who will try to dominate you.
2. Become gay.
I was in a relationship with a chubby ugly feminist for 6 months.. my life sucked so much that i even prefer getting gangraped by horses than live this experience again.Do not ever date a feminist.
Ofc i choose 2
>>674895339
>Do not ever date a feminist.
Truer words were never said.
So I guess option 2
>>674895089
Number 2 (pun intended) no doubt
>>674895089
Jokes on you, I'm already gay
She can try but ill still force her to work out and beat her pussy up to the point she worships men. Honestly if you cant control your bitch you're weak as shit. Plus, pussy is pussy and if it came down to it i would seriously scrub her body if she was dirty i wouldnt give a flying fuck. Only betas cant change women.
I choose 1
Ask a Polish Neo-Nazi anything
> stay the fuck out kikes, spics and niggers. Aryans only
>>674892985
Are you a Donald trump supporter?
Cebulkaaaaa
Are you an iraq vet?
Wenn ich das seh, werd ich echt sauer...
why aren't you blond?
and have blue eyes
aryan pls
If you saw a homeless / begging woman who didn't look too rough, would you offer them money for sex?
Saw a lady in a doorway in Birmingham UK last night fairly near the station who looked reasonable, but it was too short time to catch the last train to do anything about it.
>>674895638
I've often thought this. I've had a pretty tidy but pretty crackhead looking woman (dunno if she was homeless) ask me for some spare change at Leeds train station before, for the bus or the phone or some shit I can't remember.
Anyway, it only dawned on me later on the train home that instead of just saying I had no change, I could have offered to give her a tenner or twenty quid for a bj.
>>674895638
Yes I would
>>674895638
Why would you want herpes op?
>>674895874
maybe you will be able to see here again sometime. offer her a bit more to be photographed an post her on /b/.
>>674895638
Holy shit OP this is weird I had the same thought yesterday walking around my city. Some cute homeless chick with glasses was sitting by with her sign. I was tempted to consider how I could offer her money and possibly get away with asking for sex. Part of me felt guilty about it though.
/b/ I come to you for real advice, not people telling me what I want to hear.
Thing is, i'm kinda chubby, and I'm dating this guy, he's awesome and all but he pressures me to lose weight sometimes and yesterday he told me he used to be a bit ashamed of me but not anymore. When I asked him what he meant he said he didn't want people to look at him and think he must be really desperate but now he'd make out with me anywhere. That really hurt my feelings. Should I forgive him? Dump him? An hero? Thanks.
>>674896208
An hero is the only option.
>>674896333
Yeah that's what I figured too.
>>674896208
I don't mind working out but I don't want to because of the cameras.
>>674896208
Atleast he's being truthful to you. I think you should consider that aspect.
>>674896208
Dump him, by admitting this he is basically admitting that your looks have improved to be on his level, if you try you can do better than him and find a hotter guy.
adelaide thread
there's nothing in adelaide to talk about.. shit thread
>>674890320
get a job... oh wait
anyone here hang out at enigma Saturday nights?
ADL
FTW
This gay guys tryna get with me wtf do I do don't wanna be a asshole
>>674895695
Suck his cock obviously.
>>674895695
Who the fuck actually cum on themselfs?
post it on his page lol
>>674895929
Idkkkkk mannnnnnn he's trying hard to get with me
>>674896040
This
Battlestaions /b/ post your station
>Whisky as a decorations
$10 says OP saved this picture from Reddit, there's no way someone could be this much of a faggot anywhere else.
>>674887971
>decoration
one bottle is half empty.
>>674888135
Dont you mean half full, anon?
>>674887205
Time stamp or gtfo
>>674888265
I know what I mean.
Can we make this a meme
No. Australians are dirtbags and everyone already knows it.
>>674889863
Is this kid balding?
ya'll niggas posting in a spiderman thread.
Statistically he would not be Australian, there is not many of us left.
Fuck yeah get on it johno!
Don't mind me faggots
New Loli Bread Desu
>>674896337
I wanna eat that loli butt
>>674896363
All of them.
>>674896337
There's a huge cockroach in my room that's flown at me twice.
Hey guys what do you guys think would be a better option for the future of humans. To colonize Venus or Mars?
just go south.. keep going till you find the new land
>>674893269
stay on earth and make it less shit
also, the moon
also, just general orbiting space station habitats for the technocratic elite to live in while the pleb masses deal with the decline of the earths environment, thats a good couple hundred years off though
Hahah fair enough, but what if we could no longer stay on earth as a asteroid was hurtling towards it ,then what?
>>674893269
Not much of an option either way. Earth is our perfect jewel in the cosmos, no other planet will ever be a home for us because we didn't evolve there. Even with all the tech we can imagine, the inability to survive without the tech is what will be the downfall of colonization.
That all said, I believe Mars is the safer bet. We can't do fuckall on Venus, all projected theories speculate we'd probably need to have cloud cities on Venus for it to work. On Mars we can have subterranean cities...
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