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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gq -C0c3Fks
anyone else hate h3h3?
This is either really bad bait or you are retarded
i fucken hate that faggot jew ethan and his horse faced wife
who the fuck cares?
>>676361125
anyone who isnt a ledditor
hey femanons, which one would you prefer?
>>676359866
Depends on how wealthy and successful they are. If the guy on the left is rich then I'd prefer him but I'd sleep with the guy on the right.
>>676359866
the left one looks loaded, the other one looks like a struggling artist that gets all his money busking...ew....
>>676360033
even with dubs i wont allow fat shaming on this board
#bodyshaming #freethenipples #manrights
>>676359866
ofcourse the right one. who in their right minds would ever pick a fat, balding small dick manboobs over a handsome, fit big dicked hottie? and don't even blame anybody for that, because every guy would also never pick a 300lb whale over a slim and beautiful piece of ass.
>>676359866
left. he has money. right is just a asshole without money trying to get a girl with some shit body
No Rekt thread? Rekt thread
>image
>dot
>gif
kek
>>676356058
>>676356058
>save the thumbnail
>>676356775
weeaboo faggot
These threads are so fucking edgy it's laughable. Don't you kids have school tomorrow?
Odds fap
Evens nap
>>676359222
at least you got the trips
ROLLIN
>>676359098
llor
Pls nap
Fnap
>>676359098
Rool
ever had a massage with a happy ending?
how was it?
share any stories?
>>676352342
Meh. Got the clap.
Was in Vietnam (Vietnamese friend was visiting family, invited me.) and went to a massage parlor (same friend told me they were th best). Went and after the massage she started giving me a hand job, left and another girl came in and had sex with me. Best sex i've ever had, but I got the clap.
Would do it again if I could though.
Yes I have.
I cummed.
She didn't tell me a story. She just touched my penis.
>Asks if I am allergic to latex
>Unattractive female
>Unclean room
>Perfect massage
>Nudges me on my side
>Roll over, diamonds
>Straight for the penis.jpg
>Stretch
Note: No verbal confirmation as to what was about to happen. I tried to catch her eyes as I was settling my fee, but she was already texting.
>>676352342
Saw local woman post on CL and backpage for a long time. Reviews checked out so I set up a visit. Massage was relaxing. After I flipped she asked if I wanted hand or mouth finish. I said both and she agreed. She removed the towel and started laughing at my micropenis. She asked a bunch of questions about it which made me lose my erection. I got dressed and rushed home and drank an entire bottle of whisky and took a bunch of pills. Sadly, I woke up.
>>676353190
Hahaha fuck'en loser
Post god tier natural tits.
Only the best.
The villain of the last movie you saw is trying to kill you. The hero of the last tv-show is protecting you. How fucked are you?
>watching movies with villains
>>676345907
Zombies and Rick Grimes. I'm fucking golden.
>>676345907
>17 again
Villan: Stan
>modern family
Hero: familia
I'm good
The bent cop from godfather's tryna kill me, the major from ghost in the shell's protecting me. I'll be aight muh nig.
Villain: Saladin
Hero: Jerry Seinfeld
rate/request for more
>>676357242
Body like J Law
>>676357401
>>676357242
Would slap those titties around/10
>>676357242
MOAR! ¡¡
>>676357464
damnnn nice ass
r34 anyone?
>>676350276
>>676350276 more
>>676350588
Which to sniff?
>>676350276 moar
>>676350276
Well that's all I feel like posting, the threads in your hands now.
Let me ask you something /b/. I have a very select group of people I'd call friends that I've known for years. These "friends" invite me to hang out but when I get there they only seem bored and can't wait for me to leave. This causes me to overthink and have anxiety when I'm around them. What are your friends like?
I have 'friends' and friends.
My 'friends' are people I know IRL, they're kinda assholes, but I hold onto them just so I have someone to hang around with. Sometimes they can be okay but they get too much at times.
My friends are people I talk to online, pretty chill, don't talk to them all all the time but they're good to me, can rely on them.
>tfw i'm a fucking loser
>>676357919
I'm truly a boring person when I'm overthinking and can't gather my thoughts well enough to joke around with my friends and I feel like these friends ive known fir years are still my friends based on that I've known them for a while. I'm not a loser I am just an antisocial mess who can't make new and better friends.
>>676357553
>>676357919
the feels. for me every group of friends ive had does the same shit.
>hey anon come hang out every day with us
>hey guys whats up
>ignores, acts bored,
>hey imma go
>no dont leave please
>oh okaay
i just figure im either there to get used, a filler...
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I've got two good friends that ask me to hang out with them, and I do the same. Then there are satellite friends that I could invite if I were with a couple of other guys and it would be fun to have them around. Just keep trying anon, there are good friends out there, it just takes a lot of filtering and refining to find the keepers that you seemingly never get bored with.
>>676357553
Find new friends or grow a set of balls and suggest something fun to do.
Yo /b/, who's your favorite pornstar at the moment? Mine is this nasty bitch.
Naomi woods claimed
>>676334217
Veronica Avluv claimed
>>676334217
tine kay
>>676334217
This sexy little slut
>>676334217
Also Kitty Katsu
Is it possible to pay attention and respect your french TA after you've seen a glass dildo buried in their asshole?
>>676358089
1. post moar
2. how did you see this?
>>676358089
Moar please, diamonds
post pic
>>676358089
only as long as her face is visible in the pics
>>676358089
You posted a pic of her in another thread like FB profile or something, I know you've got plenty moar
[Gold membership required to view post]
No.
>>676361336
Dis gon be guud!
how does i make gold post?
You kek you lose
>>676347328
>>676347692
>having sex after death
Aight
GO!
Wish me luck
>>676365637
Awww...
>>676365637
kek
stay cool
99 check em
boy butt bread
love me some tight smooth boy butts
>>676339913
>>676340081
Snap? some?
ITT: we dicuss whether or not atheism is hypocritical.
First off i want to say that i n no way am saying that it is not possible that a god does not exist, it is just the that we know next to nothing about the universe and physics when you think about it and it is in my opninion arrogant to say with absolute certainty whether ot not there is a god. now i'll get into my main argument in a sec, but i also want to point out that this ofcourse also applies to theist of all kinds, but since atheists seem to base their belief off of science i think this discussion is best
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now my main argument is the fact that every single atheist i have ever, and i mean EVER met, believes that the universe started with the big bang, and basically all scientists believe this. now according to everything that we know the big bang makes no fucking sense at all. this is based off the fact that the big bang was indeed the start of the universe. now how the flying fuck can everything come from nothing. according to every rule in every science and every math 1 can only equal 1. nothing more and nothing less, and if this is not true then we cannot exist.
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rumber bumber
What makes someone an atheist? Does that word simply refer to people who don't go to Church regularly? Most people don't even think about God
>>676349081
Agnostic atheism is reasonable, but I completely agree with you about atheism on a whole being hypocritical.
>>676350513
"Agnostic" means "without knowledge" or "unaware". It's basically an admission of ignorance on the subject of deities and whatnot.
Conversely, "atheistic" essentially means "godless" or "no god", and is an assertion that there is no higher power.
Agnosticism is reasonable. Not knowing the truth is realistic.
Is height and dick size related?
I'm 5'7 and my cock is six inches. whats yours?
1'37 with a 9001 inch cock
4'3" man, 14" cawk. Can deep throat myself. It's great.
6' 3"
6 inches on a good day.
Probably not.
5'7"-7"
6'3-10inch M8s
Is there any group of people more willfully ignorant than Anti-Vaxxers?
>> Protip: no, there is not
>>676360975
liberals and feminists
>>676360975
Feminists and progressives
The fact that you have people like that in the US proves that it is definitely not a 1st world country.
>>676361132
>>676361285
What about niggers?
>>676360975
People that defend israel
so my girlfriend has this yeast infection for a month now and we can't have sex. she also can't give me head "because it makes her horney but then she can't even masturbate". well OK, no big deal, this shit happens and we've already been together for 2 years and had lots of sex. I know she isn't making this up and cheating or some shit, everything's fine. BUT, last night i checked her computer and saw she's been browsing pornhub. so she IS masturbating! Obviously I can't tell her that I checked her browser history, but what WILL
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you know I can't just say "i know for a fact that you've been masturbating so why won't you give me head?" then obviously she would ask "how do you know?" and I can't just say "just because".
Congrats on your shit taste in lolis and women
>>676363472
h-how did you get a loli girlfriend?
please, i need to know
>>676363472
post pic of her and what kind of porn was she watching?
Getting cucked by a fucking computer. Kill yourself.
