>be me
>whiterun guard
>helping man with sweet roll crime
>man comes into town with sickass armor
>man stands still for hours
>still waiting for something
>he moves a bit
>he then starts going on a rampage
>killing all in sight even my fellow guards
>ohfuck.jpg
>he then try's to kill the children
>yelling out shit shooting flames
>I walk off not looking back
I don't get paid enough for this shit...
>>678405791
Kek good job anon
>>678405791
and the worst green text award goes to....
OP! from whiterun!
and dead from that arrow in my knee earlier
tfw trap and loli threads get more reply's than this.. I spent a whole 10 minutes into it
I'm so lonely
Considering an heroing but too pussy
Have had lots of friends in the past but at this point I just go to work and talk to nobody, do my online class work and go to the gym and talk to nobody. Wat do. Someone talk to me plz
Op here just to add I haven't gone out for fun in months
Hey. What are you going to school for? Why have you stopped going out with your friends?
>>678406526
If you kill yourself, you'll just get re-born as a new person. And killing yourself when you a human posting on /b/ seems like a bad idea. You're probably better off than three quarters of the world, at least. So then you're a bit ungrateful, and you'll probably end up getting reborn as a shit caste in India or Bangladesh.
Tldr; be careful when you kill yourself, you might Quantum Leap into a worse body.
Who do you think will win the Game of Thrones?
king tommen will rule forever
Daenerys and Jon Snow
Ser Pounce
Quick /b/,
I got work in 11 hours. Should I eat these mushrooms?
Bumping because I need verification in my life lol
yeah
No just wait till you get of next day.
Unless you do manual labour.
>>678406908
Cool. Then it's done
ITT: we describe video games poorly.
>come back from cruise
>fuck buddy is killed
>you get blamed
>escape prison
>avenge fuck buddy
Pic unrelated
>>678405188
Dishonored
>>678405304
Nope :)
>>678405413
T.T
>wear stupid hat
>Get special rocks
>get locked in with creep for 7 years
>collect more special shit
>slay manbearpig
wassup /b/ros
kissless virginfag here
so this chick im real into asked me if i wanted to tag along with her and a couple of friends to a casino (in another state) tomorrow night ive never ever ever been on a date before or anything close to a date. i told her id go but now im having doubts as i am super awkward in social situations and always make myself look retarded.
i really really need some advice/support here
thanks bros
>>678409162
Act like a human being.
>>678409162
first things first maybe you shouldnt post her number
You'll be fine. Just be cool.
>not editing out her number
Eving nigers
Maybe the worst post on this website, fucking kill yourself
>>678407823
i liked it
>>678407823
Ur just angry cus ur dad fucked ur asshile wen u wer 9
Nggr
New fb fap
which 1?
These never fucking work, but I'll always keep trying.
Where the Georgia peeps at? Anyone wanna party?
30/m/404/770/678/Gwinnet County
skype: throwawaythirteen
Tift county sounding off
>>678408765
ATL represent
I know all the hot spots and can show you an awesome time
I can get you drunk and show you some awesome sights
I'm gregarious and outgoing, and I can make friends with total strangers
I can give you a fun weekend you'll think about for years to come
too bad I'm going to bed now and I'm not gonna check the thread after posting
<:3
>>678409539
Dammit! I'm always surprised when /b/tards DON'T live in or around Atlanta. Tift County is the boonies, dawg.
>>678408765
Ayy lmao 678 reppin
Tell me a good creepy space story /b/
I will finger blast you into space. I will bust inside you 5000 times before you could blink an eye. My Sperm would be traveling faster than light, into a younger version of yourself. A wormhole is created and I fuck that too. It makes me bust faster and faster, and it pulses and enlarges. The event horizon consumes us all and we become one atom. One true element. An element that takes up the entire periodic table in a mesh of primordial sophistication. An ooze intangible and unimaginable. Some sort of extra dimensional matrix of all existence. It will shoot electromagnetic radiation of all wavelengths simultaneously, corrupting atomic structures yet to be devoured. The decaying of the universe continues to accelerate until it is all gone, in a puff of nothingness. Now we are truly orgasming in ways beyond our mortal flesh could imagine. I fuck your non existent soul fragmented memory and ejaculate a spunk so spectacular the big bang occurs once again. And... We will meet once more... Sometime in the distant future
>>678408870
Well spank me silly and call me a hound dog that was the scariest thing I've ever heard!
Alienz... Alienz evwywher
caught masterbating
caught jerking off
caught fucking
caught anything thread.
(PIC NOT RELATED)
i was caught once
This is now a cow thread
I was caught fucking my cousin once, didn't turn out so good.
>>678408364
nonono
Daily Reminder
North Korea is best Korea
>>678408166
Ground test of new ICBM.
so basically your country is just like america?
tbh it looks like a nice place
>>678408166
are you yoking or being cereal?
How often does /b/ shower?
Once, every morning. Twice if working out that day.
Good thread, fella.
Every fucking day. I make money. I'm not a nigger.
5 times a day
guys who don't shower at least once per day: You know it feels good right? dumb fucks
Hunger games thread
For those who didn't have a chance.
>>678408444
top crick
>>678408444
culkin
Miriam
>>678408444
kirk and spock
Roll dubs to see this 19 year old awkward nerd Ina bikini
>>678407587
roll!
>>678407587
why not. roll
>>678407587
looks like the 19 year old wants to show a bikini pic.
>roll
>>678408015
reroll
Hey anyone like traps here? I am really into exchanging cock pics... my snapchat is: JoetheBored
and yes I am a trap
>pic related it is me
>>678410267
where do you live?
>>678410267
Nice try OP. Not your personal army!
>>678410267
nigga that's a photoshop
>>678410431
Ohio
4chan, im having a panic attack.. i need to be reminded that not just me, but the whole is fucked
pls help
>>678404582
>the whole is fucked
>>678404582
nope, its you, you're a pussy, and we can't help you
>>678404582
SCP-1545 loves you.
>>678404582
smoke a cigarette
shit works
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved continued
>>678407347
>>678407285
:O cont. please!
Im not going to play this game: 2 giveaway!
>1.Get same digit dubs
>2.Post email and a picture of Hitler
>3.??????
>4.Get Steam Key
>>678407349
What are the 2 games?
>>678407349
cmon papa hitler give me at least wesker dlc in RER2
http://steamcommunity.com/id/DeadHandMan/
>>678408796
rolling
Now that I got your attention, a challenge for you!
Singles get: Post how long you've lurked for.
Dubs get: Post your real first name and how long you've lurked.
Trips get: Post your real first and last name along with how long you've lurked for.
Quads get: Post all of the above along with contact info (phone #,address,social media,etc)
Quints get: I dunno, an hero.
Let's see who is lucky.
Fuck off Randy
>>678407290
That is a nice ass
>>678407290
rollin
>>678408360
Started lurking in 2012
