what was the gayest experience you've ever had /b/
This thread
Lurking 4chan for 7 fucking years.
sucked off a couple guys in college, only when I was drunk tho
Let a 45 year old black guy fuck me bareback while I was in college.
We need a thread for mommas and their little boys.
ITT we share experiences where cops were called on you by mistake
>be me three years ago
>be senior in high school
>hanging with pals
>see random sophomore or freshman with broken foot
>says how she would be perfect target to fuck because she can't run
>goes quiet
>friend, huge guy, let's call him willy, looks me dead in the eyes and says
>"that's my fucking sister you stupid cunt"
>willy grabs me by neck and slams me into locker
>gets black eye and busted lip, face is red and swelling up
>tells nurse I feel woozy
>goes home early
>walk in home, parents at work
>checks face, all swollen up, looks like a potato baby got dropped
>goes to make some food
>sees neighbor (old lady holly) through glass door
>old lady Holly freaks out
>I walk away from glass door enjoying my toast
>five minutes later hear sirens
>curiosity over 9000
>goes to window
>puts toast in mouth
>opens curtains
>fuckfuckwhat.jpg
>sees a cop car
>portly pig cop with a skinny beaner cop aiming guns
Continue?
>>682855142
interested
>>682855763
>drops toast
>scared as a Jew near a fireplace
>get told that they're coming in and not to move
>door is slammed open
>pig cop guy tells me to put my hands behind my head and get on my knees
>tries to explain that I have no clue what's happening
>they gotta take me in for questioning because apparently someone reported a burglar in our house and they didn't believe I lived here
>offered to call parents
>they wouldn't pick up
>freaking out because I'm a small Indian child who's done nothing wrong
>drive to station is the longest ten minutes of my life
>arrive to police station
>get detained until parents arrive
Continue?
>>682856678
Yeah. Ill post mine after.
Continue interested
asian thread? plus anyone got more of her? ty /b/ros
>>682862228
>>682862550
MOAARRRRRRR
Hwy b, sissy gurl here taking requests!
>>682858504
lock your sissy clit away in a chastity cage and go to bed
Post butt before I waste my time
>>682859106
Here
Girlfriend just dumped me for no apparent reason. Roll 56 Ill drop an imgur link if you want it
>>682860561
roll
Fuck ya roll budddd
>>682860561
roll
Ok
ITT we function in an organized fashion.
When the thread dies so does whatever we've built for ourselves.
First to roll dubs is in charge.
Rolling for leader /b/
i vote for no leader, collectivist anarchy all the way
I would like to nominate myself with these dubs
>Time to start an empire.
ITT: Famous movie lines, slightly altered
>Show me the the currency
>>682857948
>We may require a larger water vehicle!
>>682857948
CAN YOU TALK IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, MOTHERFUCKER
>>682857948
I also enjoy living unsafe
>>682857948
I shall return at a later time.
Just saw the latest episode and I teared up like a bitch.
tell me how much of a fag i am.
I deserve it.
You are the cringiest, fattest, pussiest, gayest, faggot in the entire world!!!
>>682856486
I fucking loved the last episode but it makes me wonder what they are going to do next season, I mean how much bigger than god can you go
OP is officially a faggot
FUCK BOYS Let's Go. I can do one round of Hunger Games 36 Tributes. Let the Baja Blast Games Begin
Griffith
Holo
Albedo
Suu
Serious question About acid
I am thinking about taking some LSD but I am slightly worried about the effects of it. If I take 1/2 or even 1/4 of a tab will a still feel something? Also I smoked pot once and had a bad anxiety attack, would the same thing occur on LSD?
If you get anxiety from weed, except way more of the same.
I tripped with a friend and it was pretty intense and scary at times. It ruined weed for me too, I get panic attacks now and cant get high.
if you cant mentally handle weed DO NOT do any kind of psychadelic.
You will lose your fucking shit i shit you not
Weed is NOTHING like it.
dont be a bitch, just do it, just stay inside you'll be fine
I wouldn't take it till u feel comfortable and ready for it personally. When I did drugs I always made sure I was in the right mindset or else you could risk having a bad trip
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://ovmo.co/wincest
pic related
>>682861499
girl is nice looking. guys cock is skinny that might helped her gag it down
>>682861499
op your a cum slut
>>682861499
wanna cum on that pretty face
>>682861499
bumping for interest
Hey /b/, will I regret skipping prom?
Not unless you're a virgin.
>>682857806
yeah
I went alone and ended up nailing a quiet chick i never spoke to before then.
>>682857806
yes, prom is only once, and its typical for the human mind to regret a once in a lifetime opportunity
>>682857806
Fuck no. I never went and I'm a faggot who posts on a Mongolian finger puppet appreciation board, so you'll be fine
I'm high as fuck /b/ give me cool things to look at.
>>682859730
Shit, I meant this picture.
Dubs names my new battlenet account to play overwatch with, name has to be available. Bonus points for hitler or columbine jokes.
ChodeMan69
ChodeMan6969
yourfatexyouregret
cuntdestroyer
Sup /b/ :)
>>682858283
Boobs or gtfo bitch
The rules are tits or GTFO.
You need to follow the rules.
Sage
>>682858283
feet pls
>>682858283
vag in a doggystyle position
Only comfy posts aloud
slice some bread. ass bread.
bump
Let's get a desktop thread going
>inb4 hurr durr /wg/
They're slow as fuck
>>682859477
bump
I work in plastic surgery, ask me anything
Want to change anything about your appearance? Not sure what makes you look better?
>>682858528
How can I keep my skin tight and youthful without surgery or pharma?
how many pussy lips have you snipped off and do you keep them
>>682858528
am i a faggot if i want a nose job
>>682858528
Did you do plastic surgery to penis?
If yes there a men that ask you that they want their dick bigger?
How many big you can make a dick?
