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Hey /b/, will I regret skipping prom?
Not unless you're a virgin.
>>682857806
yeah
I went alone and ended up nailing a quiet chick i never spoke to before then.
>>682857806
yes, prom is only once, and its typical for the human mind to regret a once in a lifetime opportunity
>>682857806
Fuck no. I never went and I'm a faggot who posts on a Mongolian finger puppet appreciation board, so you'll be fine
>>682857806
Mine is in two months and I am not going too :^)
I'm high as fuck /b/ give me cool things to look at.
>>682859730
Shit, I meant this picture.
Dubs names my new battlenet account to play overwatch with, name has to be available. Bonus points for hitler or columbine jokes.
ChodeMan69
ChodeMan6969
yourfatexyouregret
cuntdestroyer
Jewzdid911
Sup /b/ :)
>>682858283
Boobs or gtfo bitch
The rules are tits or GTFO.
You need to follow the rules.
Sage
>>682858283
feet pls
>>682858283
vag in a doggystyle position
TITS
Only comfy posts aloud
>>682859999
6666666666.jpg posts 9999 wow thats comfy
slice some bread. ass bread.
bump
Let's get a desktop thread going
>inb4 hurr durr /wg/
They're slow as fuck
>>682859477
bump
I work in plastic surgery, ask me anything
Want to change anything about your appearance? Not sure what makes you look better?
>>682858528
How can I keep my skin tight and youthful without surgery or pharma?
how many pussy lips have you snipped off and do you keep them
>>682858528
am i a faggot if i want a nose job
>>682858528
Did you do plastic surgery to penis?
If yes there a men that ask you that they want their dick bigger?
How many big you can make a dick?
>>682858528
They're both fine faces. If someone was horrifically ugly, I could understand getting surgery. This guy doesn't look bad, though, in either picture. Unnecessary risk. Did you go into plastic surgery for the money or because you wanted to help people and the money was a nice plus?
Can we get a Shark thread?
>>682858457
bump for interest
>>682859023
Bump
why people on /b/ post pizza's?
>>682858808
No no no! Bad! BAAAAAAD!
because pizza is delicious
When I was 10, I once felt up the daughter of my neighbor. She was 6.
>>682859027
OH GOD DID I LET IT GET TOO OLD? IT'S SPOILED PIZZA
>>682858808
>"mmmmm"
>"I think he is trying to say his first words honey!"
>"mmaa mmaa"
>"HE SAID MAMA"
>"MODDDSSSSSSSS"
>"MODSDSDS"
I just took 8 tabs of acid for my birthday I only took acid 3 times before but those where half tabs what should I expect
>>682856104
I would go to the hospital if I were you. I hope you aren't alone tonight.
>>682856104
>did half tab 3 times
>lets do 16 times that much
I hope you get permanent damage
>>682856280
I'm at a friends house a very close friend since high school
>>682856642
Is he doing it too?
>>682856740
No he is just smoking weed while I type this
What is /b/ drinking?
>>682858032
craft beer, get on my level.
Root beer cus I don't friggen give a heck
best bang for your buck bourbon
>>682858519
what is that?
Come on, /b/ show me the best feet/nyloned feet stuff you can.
Black or dark nail polish gets bonus points!
Show me whatchu got.
My cousin just sent me this. She's young. What do?
Ask her where she found that much foreskin to make an entire dress
Do
tell her to send you nudes or else you will tell her parents.
>>682853270
Peel that motherfucker!
Agree Tell her if she doesn't send you more nudes that you will tell her parents.
Rate thread
>>682857527
hmmm 6/10 me being nice need to see more to change vote
>>682857527
7.5 / 10
>>682857527
Basic/10 ehh
Ok /b/, I'll be without internet for 7 months starting this weekend. Dump your best movie and TV suggestions so I can commence binge download
Don't let me down
Bump 4 desperation
>>682849754
let's see.
IT Crowd -- british TV show, 4 "series" (24 or so episodes)
Archer -- currently in its 7th season.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Daredevil -- the Netflix show
Arrow -- first 2 seasons only
The Flash -- the CW show
Arrested Development
Old Boy (original Korean)
The Host
Night of the Living Dead -- original B+W
More as I think of them. I have a headache right now so looking at the screen is proving difficult.
>>682850668
Thanks. I hear a lot about Arrow so I'll give it a shot. I'll take any other suggestions you have too, excedrin will save your life. Good luck with the headache
>>682850668
Drive
High Fidelity
Grosse Pointe Blank
Frankenhooker
Groundhog's Day
What About Bob?
Stripes
Alien
Aliens
The Thing
Reservoir Dogs
Halloween (the original)
Heat (dir. Michael Mann)
Top Secret
Airplane
Kentucky Fried Movie
Bumping for more
Bet you can't name one Fap-worthy thing this girl hasn't done * minus Beastiality or Incest* dated her for 3 years in college. Ask away
>>682856531
sexy tease with her bikini?
Has she defecated on your stomach/chest?
>>682856769
She was an expert at it
>>682856531
gotten an HIV test?
>>682857084
lol fuckin poverty phone or this pic is from 2003
Would you smash my gf or pass?
>>682856540
>My gf
>my
>>682856540
I'd hit it. I like the average looking chicks, she's got nice tits
>>682856540
tfw no gf to smash
>>682856540
smash
ITT: we give ordinary things extraordinary names
>liquid dinosaur powered outdoor reverse vacuum
>>682856950
Tornado Blaster
Original bread
Bump
bump for potential
Friction operated graphite dispencer
>>682857100
>>682857633
Randomly generated repeating ending numerals
Sooo...all memes aside...what in the fuck is wrong with dudes these days?
I've been fucking this fat hoe for months now and her husband saw her sext messages to me a few days ago and apparently wasn't even pissed that she was having an affair, he just wishes she would have told him sooner. According to her he doesnt even care if we continue to fuck as long as i don't cum in her (i still creampie her evrytiem) or she sucks my dick (she deepthroats me until she nearly vomits) he says he just wants her to be satisfied even if it isnt with him. A little background,
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>>682851499
If you have a kid with her, don't really care for her and sleep with every other chick you can yourself. Helps she pays half the rent too
>>682851499
it's just that liberals are more open about their deviancy
>>682851927
Mutual adultery is one thing, but this is just a straight-up cuckfest. He is 100% loyal to this bitch. I wouldn't even be down for that shit if she was a 10/10, let alone a 5/10 like her. Her two best features are her tits and her mouth, and even both of those aren't THAT great.
>>682852503
I was actually speaking to someone who said her bf said if she cheated it's okay so long as he doesn't know about it. He seemed cucked af.. Was literally on the phone to her when he were about. She'd tell him to go away so I get it I suppose. Some just can't think of ever pulling another girl, especially if that's the girl who they lost their viriginity to when they were all into the 20's
>>682851499
It's true.
