Dubs gets more
>>677378907
Roll
gimme
fuk
penis wasp sting continuation
Still true
Did the OP get 404ed?
>>677379665
Bumping for faggot op
>>677379665
Op prolly' won't do it, f a m.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>677378815
it's /B/ who the fuck do you think these losers, edgelords, and racists
>>677379075
are going to say*
>>677379075
it's /b/ not /B/ also the libs were being racist so nice try libcuck
>>677379356
fuckin loser I bet you're voting for Drumpf
Decided I didn't want to dick sting. Will microwave and nut on corpse.
Only Trips will change this
>>677380422
C A N C E R
>>677380422
>677380422
Oppppppppp
stick it in your peehole
>>677380422
Go die in a hole
This is chapa LOL post caillou porn
Lol so funy the bald person is triying to fuck a litel girl. What a loser jaja. K grande dani
Also bird thread
>>677378339
I just learned yesterday why he's bald... like... wat
Pos claaar
DO NOT FORWARD THIS TO ANYONE. IT MUST REMAIN ON A WEBSITE THAT HOSTS FICTION WHERE IT WILL REMAIN UNDER THE RADAR. update: THERE IS CURRENTLY NO REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THIS AFFLICTION IS CONTAGIOUS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, VICTIMS HAVE COME IN DIRECT CONTACT (OPEN WOUNDS) WITH SOMEONE WHO IS IN AN EPISODE AND SHOW NO SIGNS OF NEUROLOGICAL DECAY
My name must remain anonymous. The names in this event have been changed. I recieved a bachelors in biology at the University of Alberta, and got my PCP at Kelsey Campus, in Saskatchewan. I am a Search and Rescue (SaR) technician in the Canadian Armed forces, one of the finest SaR units in the world. I specialize in hazardous rescues, my job consists of everything from abseiling from helicopters in mountains, to deep see diving for recovery missions. I spent six months in Jamaica helping train their own SaR detachment. Wednesday, I was on a mission that nearly cost me and my team's lives. I called a local AM radio station to explain what I saw and I was knocked off air within 2 minutes of placing the call. I am a frequent No Sleep lurker, I am posting here because it will last longer on these forums. I hope that this will not be taken down, as they did my blog 2 hours after posting this.
>>677378865
nobody cares fag
>>677378865
Please, I realize that a lot of content here is fiction, I ask that you take me seriously. I have never had any mental health issues other than seasonal affective disorder. What I am about to tell you is the absolute truth. I cannot give you specific locations of where this took place as I was not told after getting on the helicopter, a CH?146 Griffon.
0500 (5AM) > I am awoken in my bunk by shouts from my crew members. My close friend, Guy, flashes on my lights and starts throwing my gear on the bed. In a haze, I dress for what I think is a standard dispatch. I realized I was dead fucking wrong when I saw Special Forces (JTF2) units being deployed on our airstrip and getting in to Griffons. I was about to board my helicopter when a dispatcher a man I do not recognize asked me to sign some large document, like everyone else on my crew, I barely looked at the it and scribbled down a signature. It was something similar to a non-disclosure agreement I think. I fell asleep in the copter ride.
0800 >> We landed in some snowy-as-fuck mountainous area and had to hike the rest of the way. The Griffon's pilot was someone I didn't know which is unusual. The JTF2 guys were completely silent and started assembling crude white camo tents in a flat surface overlooking a ravine. Me, Guy, and another one of my team members named Trish were given no information on why the fuck we were there for the next twelve hours. I had no cell phone service. I sat in a tent cold as all hell reading a Dance with Dragons. I was told to remove my bright orange jumpsuit and was given a snow camouflage one.
>>677379171
Fake and gay
>>677379171
2100 >>> It was very dark out. I heard the JTF2 guys discussing what was happening in a panic. They began tearing down their tents and removing all evidence of them being there. I walked up to the most friendly looking of them, a young Asian guy, he seemed just as scared as we were. He looked over his shoulder to his companions to make sure they didn't hear the conversation. He told me that they were almost as in the dark as we were, They were sent along to keep us protected which I explained was weird because we are well equipped to handle environmental hazards. He told me that isn't what he meant, and motioned to the assault rifle slung on his shoulder. The convo was interrupted as we were all told to descend the mountain into the valley where a small town was.
~2300 >>>> We approached the town and kept as quiet as possible. There was 7 of us. We were instructed to lie prone about 100 yards from the little town while we waited. the JTF2 guys looked scared shitless, unusual for such an elite squad.
asian girl thread
>>677377038
Op you can't expect others to save the thread when you are not constantly dumping to keep the thread alive. Fag ass
Cheated on ex for drugs now she will be exposed! wh0 wants them??
>>677379260
What kind of Drug?
>>677379260
is her name jessica?
>>677379892
amber... aka elizz9111 from kik harrass her post new pics!
CUM TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get Cum Tributed (cummed on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want cummed on.
her pls
I shall obey thy trips
Go to church tomorrow
Make a YouTube video talking about different kinds of finger boxes
>>677379366
Dubs
Go into a bank
ITT when was the first moment you realised that banks rule the world and we're nothing but slaves to the debt based currency we are forced to use?
>>677380330
Money can buy anything. Can't always buy everyone happiness, but if it won't make you happy it sure as fuck will make someone else happy.
>>677380330
when jet fuel melted dank beems
>>677380330
The day I learned who Karl Marx was and that he predicted the flaws of capitalism that we are beginning to realize a century and a half ago. Brilliant man.
>>677380330
since i learned of roman history many years ago
no different today thousands of years later...
difference is back then slaves actualy got better treated and rewarded for hard work
Dubs decides how I hurt myself while fapping.
Trips makes be stream it
>>677378603
roll
>>677378603
put a pin through your dick
Put your dick in a doorway and shut it hard
>>677378603
Just jizz on your own face.
New celeb thread.
K
Massachusetts thread. Been awhile. 508
>>677375888
Checked. Worcester?
>>677375888
any dana?
>>677375982
Oxford
978 north shore checking in. Im always down for these threads but it seems they havent yielded much new material lately.
How old are you, /b/? Are you at the University?
>>677375764
I am 24, I am at uni still because I'm a failure.
20 columbia
>33
>I work as a lab technician in a genetics lab at a major university
23, finish Graduation, doing master's degree.
My high school is having prom soon.
The DJ is taking requests on his website.
You get the picture. Do your worst, /b/.
Website: http://stevesmobilemusic.info/requests.asp?djidnumber=3512
Date: April 9, 2016
Password: y9ppp
You want to put some horrible music or ear rape?, yes?
>>677378377
I like where this is going...
so here's what i did
>ctrl+f
>''cringe''
>no results
Let's fix that.
>>677376000
>pi equals 3.14973685...
It's actually 3.14159265... but okay
i am wet and i need company ready to show nudes need dick kik me : CathieGuertin
>>677376647
moar
How do I get my sister to fuck me?
>pic related
>>677376362
Buy her a strap-on, ask her to fuck you with it.
Done.
>>677376362
kill yourself
If she isn't putting out signals and making it obvious, you have little chance. You'll have to resort to drink, drugs, rope, or a combination fo the three.
Seriously though, just do it how you'd do it with any other girl.
THROW BACK FAPS
post what you've got but haven't seen posted/posted in ages
maybe not
nvm
well i tried
