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Fluffy thread
>I'm this bored
>>702081021
kafjkahfkjah
idgi, why would you want a pet with no legs and is blind?
>>702081250
He didn't actually want it like that, he just wanted to know one was suffering cause of him. Kinda like when I order a greasy Italian at subway.( look it up)
>>702081021
>>702081250
Fluffies were originally designed to be able to talk in "cute" broken english. Kind of like how a parrot and even some species of corvids (crows and ravens) can mimic human words.
Great in theory, but in practice it made them too smart for their own good. Basically they are super autistic children trapped in teeny tiny bodies but with all the raging hormones of an adult bull moose in rut.
So to prevent them from getting themselves killed or running away and turning feral, a lot of people...
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What knife do you EDC?
>pic related
Usually carry one of these guys.
usually this little guy and maybe one more for backup
bumperino
>>702056832
My personal Favorite.
>>702057915
what a fag
EVERYBODY GET INSIDE
Let's blow up the bomb so this fucking thread will end.
IN
/b/ RUNNNNNNNNNN
FB fap
>>702079069
>>702079237
I know where this is stay out of my beach faggot
Family secrets. Did you mom have an affair? Your brother is a pedophile? Your uncle is in jail for rape? Grandma is a gambler?
Stuff that everyone inside the family knows but never talks about it.
>>702064627
When my uncle was fucked up on coke he tried to fuck my other uncle's mouth (his younger brother) forcibly. Yep.
Guy used to babysit me.
>>702064627
My uncle molested both of his daughters
Bump
>>702065229
he in prison now?
>>702065393
Nah, he's governor
post snapchats and kiks of girls who would send pictures/nudes if talked to/not harassed.
fjortisarfuk
She's dumb as hell but actually pretty chill. Could probably get her naked if you're not an autist.
>>702044797
What's her kik?
My cousin can someone get nudes pls lots of rumors she's a slut
itsmandybear
>>702046251
What's your kik bro, so if I do get it I can tell you
allaboutit09. Totally a slut.
Drawthread:
Who is behind the mask edition. But seriously, who is behind this mask?
requesting Jenny Wakeman drinking vinegar.
What's up? Any requests?
>>702070951
Seriously? Are you fucking kidding me? His isn't fucking funny. If you are the actual person who wanted this originally, seriously, get medical help.
>>702070756
my dude
>>702071194
bad taste sorry man
Roll and see
Roll
rolllllllllling
Rallu
>>702064411
doin it
Rollo
>google "(your name) the hedgehog"
>post first image result
>>702070532
fucking why?
I'm killing myself bye anons
Kill me
Itt: we decsribe movies and other anons guess them
>guy has electric tape on eyes the whole movie
>has music box
>help kids with nightmares
>guy finds out he's inside the matrix
>guy gets out of the matrix
>guy goes back into the matrix
>>702078430
Not the matrix?
My teeth hurt looking at that picture.
>>702078430
cool runnings
>>702078557
Then try it
Rate my cock /b/. Also general dick rate thread. Post em.
>>702074547
8.5
>>702074385
damn nice cock op 9/10
r8 my peepee
Teens
Bump
Bamp
>>702059295
bumpin
burp
Waifu thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
Gets edition!
>>702074171
I haven't seen Code Geass yet. How does it compare to Steins;Gate? More action/faster paced?
>>702074059
Aw damn, im ready to hit you with those GGs
>>702074199
Its like 20 bucks so not too expensive thats the one I am playing. If you wanna watch just follow my twitch Spacep3nguin
i want to die
Claiming Felix
>>702074306
Why's that Yuuko?
10/10 guitarists
Pics you shouldn't share again
>>702071290
moar
>>702071290
Get them out op
friend´s gf
>>702071561
hola karen
Ask a pedo thread!
I (and perhaps other fellow pedos) try to answer YOUR questions about pedophilia.
Ask away!
Who's your favorite loli?
>>702069384
WHY
>>702069384
You act like you aren't common
>>702069384
What do you like to see kids wear?
>>702069384
What is the youngest you would penetrate, and do you prefer boys/girls or both?
Another one?
G/Fur
lurkin
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>702074666
all fur i guess
Welcome to club KEK, the hottest spot in the city. inside are bangin tunes, hot bitches and drugs of all sorts.
Singles = not welcome
Dubs = come on in!
trips = V.I.P. table with champagne and shiet
Quads = Back room lounge with waifus begging to suck your dick
Quints = you are now the owner of club KEK, you can basicly do what you want.
Rolling
Reroll
Get
Get
roll
Cuties you fap to
No Piggy thread?
SLAMpiggy thread!
Also fat, bbw more than chub thread...
Fat wife
>>702054551
Beautiful.
More anon?
Isn't Slam Piggy in San Diego?
