Do you honestly believe in the "Big Bang"? There was absolutely nothing and then in a few trillionths of a second, all the matter and energy in the entire universe suddenly came out of nowhere?
Topkek! Think about it anon, it's so ridiculous.
>>678347870
Hail Satan
If you don't like the Big Bang theory, provide a better theory
>>678347870
I don't know about the big bang, but I do know one thing...
>>678348569
All was created by the Lord God.
With Jesus Magic!
"You like Nirvana, you don't have a taste in music!" and "Kurt Cobain has a shit voice." my friend just said this /b/, what do?
Your friend is right
Pat him on the back because he's correct.
Accept the truth fgt.
Get a new thread
Ok, so I found out my ex and close friend have been fucking behind my back, how should I get them back?
>>678347468
Tie your girlfriend to the radiator, tie your close friend to the pool table and fuck him in the asshole while your girlfriend watches you. Make sure she has to look you in the eye the whole time. Cut her nipples.
>>678347468
your ex? why do you care if you're not together?
>>678347680
this
are you in middle school?
>>678347680
Because she's fucking my close friend
OP is a generous god. OP will let you roll for Emma reaction.
>inb4 OP is a faggot
aigh
rollan
Rell
>>678347183
TAKE IT
I'm coming to you for aid b/ros.
Some nigger posted this shit on Facebook.
After arguing with him for a bit on the fact that this is distateful ignorant shit
>inb4 something about the irony of this being /b/
I realized he ACTUALLY believes it.
I thought he was just being a dick, but no!
He's being a stupid dick!
I'm pretty sure I remember reading about this guy, but I can't seem to find anything on him.
Can anyone help?
I think I remember he was never in a circus or freakshow, he just agreed to let someone photograph him.
Links or otherwise would be appreciated.
Bumping for justice.
>>678345975
>caring about what niggers think
i see where you went wrong
>>678345975
hahahahaha what the fuck
op ur a retard for taking the bait
but this is true. way back then, retarded niggers left africa to have sex with other animals. Neanderthals were the result. then some time passed and more retarded niggers left africa and had sex with the neanderthals. white people were the result.
enlighten yourselves. just because your veins are riddled with genetic filth doesn't mean you're less human than other races
>anon p-please give me my clothes back...
Ok
>>678347243
fuck no your way better decoration that way
ok
Looking for an anime thatll make me cry Suggestions
>inb4 fuck off
>>678348964
Pokémon
>>678348964
ERASED
Just watch the first episode, then judge if it's worth it for you or not
>>678348964
hajime no ippo: rising
>>678348964
>Clannad
>Angel Beats
>C3
Okay faggots, let's write a story. We each only post one word. I'll start.
Once
nigger
and
we
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey /b/ How much grams do you think is this and how much would you pay. Also what are u paying for weed in your City and General Stoner Thread.
>>678348472
Depends on the moisture content. About 1/4 oz to 1/2 oz
In California, I'd pay maybe $60 for that
>>678348472
going on the size of the bag it looks like 5gr to me. Prices here range from 5-10€/g depending on quantity.
U cant see this from this pic
>>678348871
Weed is so expensive in california? Thought it would be cheap af
b-b-bella thread
Builds New PC
Trips is new wallpaper
Rekt bread
Fake and gay
>>678343946
>fake
This is a real pic of one of ed geins victims fag
>gay
Gtfo
>>678343296
Op's a fgt
>>678343946
here's something
>>678344311
The same guy
You're gonna love this what you're seeing now is singles
FUUUUUCK MY ASSS
and these are singles too m8
And this is what you call doubles some one who as ascended past singles
Just a little bump in the road this is called triples
First time sleeping with a married woman.
>be 22 fresh off 2nd Iraq deployment looking for pussy, find some at a bar and chick says hey you should sign up to adult sites pick a couple options take some dick pics and get pussy.
>about 2 weeks later I do, figure slaying bodies and stomping muji kids skulls in my morals are fucked as is.
> randomly message women and flirt with a couple and sleep with a couple. Finally get a inbox from a woman to fuck her while her husband watches. Says she will take me out for dinner and drinks and if she likes me that night to take her home and fuck her. Husband will just watch.
> we meet up at Chili's and she's a decent 8/10 bottle blonde nice body good size fake tits 38DD or so. We eat and drink, after about three hours she says she wants to see my dick.
>we go out to the parking lot and she opens her car door and tells me to get in the driver seat so I do and she gets in the passenger seat. She starts rubbing my cock and tells me to drive around to the dark side of the complex we're at.
>so we do and she keeps rubbing my dick is starting to turn to diamond and when I park she tells me to unzip and pull it out. So I do and she smiles and says that it's huge compared to her husband and will feel great in her pussy later. But for now she procides to suck me off.
> I thought I was going to loose my nuts she was sucking so hard. God damn Hoover ain't got shit on her. I cum after about 20 minutes of her sucking and she smiles and says she loved the taste and how much I came. Didn't spill a drop.
>she tells me she lives just up the hill and that her husband is there and that he won't touch or talk to me don't even acknowledge he is there. I drive up the hill. And park, I go in and notice kids toys all over the fucking house. She gets me another strong ass drink vodka n red bull more vodka then anything and I drink it. After about two more I notice she's starting to get sloppy drunk n slurring.
contd
been a while since I read this one.... go ahead OP
Op here
> she starts getting naked and procides to start trying to kiss me but is bad sloppy. I cock up and tell her bedroom so she stumbles that way and I follow. I notice her little ass manlet of a husband is in the corner with a huge ass grin. And there's a camera on a tripod in front of him. He says don't worry I won't record your face just fuck her.
>I just nod and take off my shirt and pants. I wear flip flops and no underwear like a real man. An procide to finger the woman as I bite on her nipples. Only takes about two or three minutes for her to go from wet to cumming all over my hand.
> i tell her to suck my dick as I slap her ass.She's at the point where even on all fours she is wobbling and words are more sounds of long S Figure fuck it. Sloppy head is good and I ram my cock all the way down her throat and she gags and starts to cough.
> I pull it out and think fuck I don't need her to puke dinner and booze down my balls. So I tell her to turn around and start fucking her doggy.
>I keep fucking her until she cums and then just keep ramming my cock deep into her. Bitch is moaning like a wild beast and all but screaming. Her mommy pussy feels good but I need something tighter to cum faster.
> I pull out and procide to tap my cock against her asshole and all I hear is nuuuooo no anal. So I figure fuck it and shove my cock back in her pussy and keep fucking her.Slapping her ass and tits and grabbing her hair and choking her. She cums again and again and I'm close but not enough...
>figure fuck it it's worth a try again and I spit on her asshole and start fingering it a little and she moans yes more... So after a bit of rubbing I pull out and shove my cock in her ass. It hurts but Is tight and I hear her crying What are you doing!
> at that point I lean over and growl in her ear as I shove my cock as deep as I can "I'm taking your soul!!!" I get close to cumming and I pull out grabbing her by her hair and shove my cock in her face and cum all over.
Op ..
Last bit
> i proceed to shove my cock in her face and either she is to drunk to notice the smell or doesn't care as I cum all over.. She starts sucking and stroking every last bit. Then moves in front on the camera and I notice her cuck is stroking it. As she licks my cum off her face in front of the camera. And she wobbles as she stands up and i notice a trail of blood coming out of her ass.
> end up getting dressed as she sits in her husbands lap and I Duce it outta there and walk about two miles to my jeep.
Moral of the story don't be a cuck I'll take your wife's Soul.
>>678343577
So basically you raped her anally?
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Japan!
long time no see
wonder where he is today
>>678346274
I do wonder, from time to time.
Ken-sama you've had my prayers from day one
>>678346471
He kept a weird ass blog for awhile.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QyYYU95MnC
Let's have a clean and healthy conversation :)
What does /b/ sound like?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGuo74Irdi
>>678344622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r0JuyShG6m
You sound like a chav
>>678345148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pps4feTpUT
this isn't going anywhere
>>678345322
Give it some time.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zZW7cJo22e
ITT: WE RATE EACH OTHERS GF
>>678346620
8/10
I'd tap that
>>678346512
ITT: We post facebook photos of girls who neither notice nor care that we exist.
>>678346620
>>678346807
>>678346882
...and then samefag the shit out of our sad, empty thread.
IRISH THREAD
>>678345978
Let's be honest, most Irish chicks are fucking ugly.
>>678346864
Hes lost weight since that photo
We judge each other by our top 5 used apps.
I'll start:
>Snapchat
>Spotify
>Venmo
>iFunny
>Google Chrome
>>678344156
OP is a fag.
>minesweeper
>google chrome
>Torque Pro
>Firefox
>Billy Bob
>Pirate Power
>Banking app
Who
Is
She!?
Fb fap thread
