ITT: You describe the sex slang term from the above poster, then come up with your own original sex slang term that the next poster will have to describe, and so on.
I'll go first:
Filthy Jerrycan
Mexican sugar dancing
>>768622262
Dump a bottle of molasses on her, call her her sister's name, and fucking run. It's over when any part of you feels sticky.
>>768621476
Cum into her mouth after someone else pisses in it. Rock paper scissors with the pisser. Loser kisses her while her mouth is full of cum and piss
An eight pointer
Why is Adderall so hard to find /b/?
Been trying to find a solid source for months now.
Because it is one of the most commonly abused Pharmaceuticals in America. Bite the bullet and buy off deep web
How about you go find a psychiatrist?
>>768623005
it's almost as if it's a combination of amphetamines
>>768623127
I've thought about it but can't really trust the source.
YLYL Epic edition part II
In desperate need of thicc titties on my shit, like the one in the pic.
Nudes?
She's never done full nudes, always has something covering
Anything with cute thicc girls, much appreciated btw.
Sup /b/
Question from a druggo loser here to other druggo losers like yourselves...
You ever feel like your destined to be a full on drug addict and die a miserable death at an early age?
I can't help but feel at this point like I'll never amount to anything. I have dreams. Dreams that require lots of work and sometimes it just feels impossible. I don't think I'll ever be happy with some mediocre normie life.
Feel like killing myself sometimes. Fully don't expect serious replies. Just don't really know where to vent this to. Anyways keep on rockin in the free world
Drugs ruin dreams
I would think after a few mushroom trips you realize what dreams are to you. if your dream is someone elses, ofc you're not gonna feel a mediocre normie life if that's what a dream is to you. if your dream is to be a drunk and be hung over and throw poop at people and wind up in jail and have a good story, then that's a good enough dream as any....
>>768622930
also, (same anon) if you're a scared little bitch that won't kill themselves then realize this and have fun with life. If you can see that everyone has extensional crisis and bad shit happen but at the end of the day they are just scared cucks that are afraid to kill themselves, then you can see that you're just a scared cuck so might as well have fun with life in whatever sense that means to you. you can kill yourself at anytime, the option never goes away
>>768622930
i chainsmoke weed and bho
im on track to make 100k per year
Rekt?
>>768614236
r / jpr02z40
pls dump
909 Anybody recognize her?
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Tell me, anons. Who has deceived you?
>>768625252
Very few haven't at least tried.
>>768625252
Whoever told me I could be anything growing up. A more accurate statement would've been "you can try to aspire to do great things and be someone, but no matter what you do, you'll never get ahead and life will keep kicking you while you're down."
>>768625252
Who? fucking cutie.
>>768625716
How do you not know?
loli thread
Saved and want more. Requesting this girl from other thread
more of her?
>>768626631
>>768626727
Hmm...you like her?
anyone?
Rule 34 thread
SO HER NAME IS KYLIE PAGE. Now we need a a good clear pic of the 'mom' tatoo on the inside of her arm.
>>768615427
http://www.35p-cheap-phone-sex.com/online-girls/chat/dogging/sadie/6270
>>768615427
Not seeing any tattoo. duckduckgo image search.
what is the purpose of this thread exactly?
How many guys can a girl sleep with before she becomes unworthy of being a girlfriend?
>>768623710
What age are we talking about?
>>768623710
>Before 18
3
>After 18
0
>>768623710
Averaging any more than two in a calendar year from age 18 and I'd be leaving that well alone.
new Celeb Thread!
Emily loves tits Edition!
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>>768625744
wew
Today I placed my Smith & Wesson .357 Mag revolver on the table right next to my front door. I left 6 cartridges beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor's son across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it. It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone. Certainly, even with the numerous opportunities it had presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing' cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington D.C., St Louis and New Orleans - the United States is 4th from the bottom, in the ENTIRE WORLD, for murders.
These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats. They also have the toughest gun control laws in the USA.
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?
Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.
>>768624150
But you are safer without it than with it, so are those people.
>>768624150
Invalid analogy
>>768624419
Who's baiting who in this thread?
post a bitch you know. others reply with an image/gif of a porn scene she should do
Faces you want to cum on
meh
/s/fur just got off work edition
Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.
>>768624158
Now Jesus can come back and fuck them all in the ass. Shalom.
Actually, it's Tel Aviv
>>768624158
Cue lots of muslim and democrat chimp-outs.
>>768624158
Yes, G-d bless Israel!
Trap thread!
Post only your best
henlo
>>768624246
I want that
>>768624872
roosterlo
Femenine buttholes
http://baja-opcionez.com/category/shemales/
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