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aob94
brooke_leigh5
alondralanis pls send screenshot
kerricakexd
Ok /b/, so I'm running my own underground snuff buissiness (real snuff). This girl volunteers to be a star in a new film. She is fully aware that she will be killed during the production. What snuff should I put her in? How should she be fucked? How should she die/get killed?
Your own undergroun snuff business, huh? Any title of movie(s) you've made so far?
>>682847832
kys
>>682848096
kys
>>682847832
Calling bullshit
Post a movie faggot
>68284832
you know what to do
howdy partner
>>682852019
can i jizz on your glasses and take you to mcdonalds after?
>>682852177
lame. waiting for reply
"wanna try to trump my stump?"
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> THE FUN NEVER ENDS!!!
http://perturbator.bandcamp.com/album/the-uncanny-valley
Does anyone else here hate tattoos or people who have them? Do you think they're degenerate?
>>682846547
why let it bother you roody-poo?
>>682846547
It depends on what the tattoo is.
>>682846721
Why shouldn't I?
>>682846547
I certainly don't hate people who have tattoos.
I do however, find the tattoos themselves to be downright ugly. Only in rare instances do they end up looking cool.
And the whole concept of committing yourself to an image, FOR LIFE, is just ridiculous. WE change over time. Our tastes change over time. Down the road, a person will likely think to themselves, "What was I thinking? Why the fuck did I get THIS tattoo? I don't even like it anymore."
ITT we roll and we invade wherever trips decides
Haha, Gary!
>>682850746
Mormon Chat
>>682850746
AOL
Nickelodeon. not sure how, figure it out.
ok /b/ how do i get this girl to go on a date with me? i've asked before and she said no, she "doesn't want a relationship" i'm not naive enough to think that means anything other than "i'm not interested in you" but how can i change her mind? as far as contact goes we speak online a fair bit, (was every day but cut it down recently) but rarely actually see each other, wat do?
TL;DR how to get out of the friend zone, or more casual acquaintance zone in this case
>inb4 give up
i want a way to change her mind
that's not the friend zone, that's someone you know that does not like you zone
Personal experience is get friendzoned and then after being there for 1 or 2 months try again
Source:
Got friendzoned and a month later bitch was begging
>>682851675
hence casual acquaintance zone, i'm sure there's a way around it what ever you want to call it
>>682851554
You sound like a stubborn dumbass to be honest. If she doesn't want a relationship, then she doesn't want a relationship. Also, you can't force somebody to go on a date with you. You're not friend zoned, she just doesn't like you. Move on OP.
If the earth is round thalen how come to ground you walk on is flat?
Try to prove me wrong.
protip
>you can't
>>682849435
Good point. I'm now a Christian.
Gotta say, ya convinced me there.
>>682849568
That us good to here. Remember that god is good all the time. Atheist and the Jews don't know wtf they are talking about. They are just hollow inside and idiots thinking that we disappear when dieded xD
Des français ici pour une nuit random ?
Any french here for a random night ?
Stop porn :)
Hi
>>682842949
Salut
Idi nahuy
De quoi tu veux parler ?
ITT: prove you're not high, /b/. count to five.
1
>>682850200
Tem
1
2
Old thread
>>682832401
What haven't you told anyone?
>>682851153
i called a girl a half-breed bitch and told her i hope she kills herself
because she rejected me
My finger is inside my anus. Right now. Haven't told anyone but you guys.
I like my cousin and I want to get closer to her, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. I think she likes me too but I'm not sure. Any advice?
>>682851411
only a finger? fucking faggot
>>>682849461 (You)
>That's alright just post more Judy
Aight fam.
Let's get this started.
Feels thread, /b/? I'll start.
Feels thread, /b/? I'll start.
>be me 6 months ago or so
>be in a long distance relationship with 9/10 gril since Christmas of 2014
>decide to get with this one chick I knew, maybe 6/10, and is "asexual", but was into me
>9/10 okays it, so long as it doesn't affect our relationship
>FF to 2-3 weeks ago
>best friend gets gf
> I've known this bitch for a while, seemed pretty cool
>She "suddenly" developed feelings for me
>tell her no, you're in a relationship with my best bro, my relationship status is already complicated, etc.
>she broke up with him on Monday
>told me how she wanted to be with me and fuck me, etc.
>got with someone else today, is essentially a whore at this point
>Best bro shows me messages essentially saying how 6/10 never really had feelings for me, essentially plans to break up with me after high school
>realize I don't have feelings for her too anymore
>is only in the relationship so I have someone to hold when I think about 9/10
>fucking cries myself to sleep
God, damn it, /b/. The only person who truly loves me lives across the country from me. I fucking ruined my best friend's relationship, and being around 6/10 is really starting to hurt... I need a fucking hug. I feel like self-harming again...
>>682846894
i'll bump while i read
That's why you stay loyal, you stupid fuck.
>>682847110
Holy shit. Shit like that's why I hate religion. Fuck zealots, man.
I just took the pills that are gonna kill me. I love all you /b/astards. Even the furry/trap fags. I love how you all kept me from the edge this long.
Goodnight, /b/.
Why the hell do people use macs again?
The amount of times mine has frozen and i cant use safari without it freezing with the fucking color wheel and mozilla isnt loading...
Your motherboard is toast. Send it out to get repaired or get a new one
>>682848658
So... because you are a fucking idiot who can't figure out the world's easiest interface, there is something wrong with Macs?
So tired of cunts like you. Go post on the I want my mom to change my diaper and jack me off forum.
>>682848986
This.
Use Chrome then fucktard
How often do you disgusting pieces of shit brush your teeth?
Brush and floss twice daily here, and I'm fucking British.
>inb4 pathetic excuses like "brushing twice daily is bad for your teeth" lmao
I haven't brushed my teeth almost 4 years
once a day. I dont feel like doing it in the evening. Yellow is the actual color of your teeth, but flossing is the secret to not rotting your teeth haha.
I rarely brush, like before meetings and dentist. Rarely have cavity's yes I would like to brush more but I'm a lazy pos
>>682848351
>in 4 years
Good lord man...
anime feet thread
which girl's feet are your favourite?
op's mom
Uh you are going to vote for my dad, right anon?
>>682849316
Yes and I love your tities girl!
Im not going to vote.
>>682849668
thanks anon! Make America Great Again! hehe
>>682849769
then you don't get an opinion :^)
Hello /b/! Help me find my fetish! Please!
>>682842755
sauce?
>>682842897
if i only had it :/
Cringe thread
Post your best cringe
Do it
>>682846073
Caspian, my man!
>>682846073
>be me, 12 years old
>super fucking weird, literally would roll around on the floor having fake seizures
>sit next to a girl I like in my math class
>get her to talk to me, and she for some reason decides to draw a little (like 1 inch) doodle on my arm
>I cherished that doodle
>got home and took pictures of it from multiple angles to look at when it eventually wore off
>didn't wash that arm for days, and would constantly show it to her
>"hey look, I still have that drawing you did!"
I hated middle school me.
>cringe
that's comedy you inept twat.
ITT: We find a working link to the DD video. Always have wanted to see this one
There is no valid reason to watch this crap.
I think I lost a part of my soul just browsing across the video.
It's decently easy to find in torrents. Tor is a must.
lol.
Its not hard to find anon, you just need to know where to look. Even if you find it, I highly suggest you dont watch it.
>>682847630
DD isn't so bad. But I watched the first 30 seconds or so of The Grifter about five years ago, and I still can't get it out of my mind...
Is it really that gross?
I heard there isn't any gore, just a little girl getting abused. It sounds fucked up but i think i old fag has seen worst on /b/...