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>>682832401
What haven't you told anyone?
>>682851153
i called a girl a half-breed bitch and told her i hope she kills herself
because she rejected me
My finger is inside my anus. Right now. Haven't told anyone but you guys.
I like my cousin and I want to get closer to her, if you're picking up what I'm putting down. I think she likes me too but I'm not sure. Any advice?
>>682851411
only a finger? fucking faggot
>>>682849461 (You)
>That's alright just post more Judy
Aight fam.
Let's get this started.
Feels thread, /b/? I'll start.
Feels thread, /b/? I'll start.
>be me 6 months ago or so
>be in a long distance relationship with 9/10 gril since Christmas of 2014
>decide to get with this one chick I knew, maybe 6/10, and is "asexual", but was into me
>9/10 okays it, so long as it doesn't affect our relationship
>FF to 2-3 weeks ago
>best friend gets gf
> I've known this bitch for a while, seemed pretty cool
>She "suddenly" developed feelings for me
>tell her no, you're in a relationship with my best bro, my relationship status is already complicated, etc.
>she broke up with him on Monday
>told me how she wanted to be with me and fuck me, etc.
>got with someone else today, is essentially a whore at this point
>Best bro shows me messages essentially saying how 6/10 never really had feelings for me, essentially plans to break up with me after high school
>realize I don't have feelings for her too anymore
>is only in the relationship so I have someone to hold when I think about 9/10
>fucking cries myself to sleep
God, damn it, /b/. The only person who truly loves me lives across the country from me. I fucking ruined my best friend's relationship, and being around 6/10 is really starting to hurt... I need a fucking hug. I feel like self-harming again...
>>682846894
i'll bump while i read
That's why you stay loyal, you stupid fuck.
>>682847110
Holy shit. Shit like that's why I hate religion. Fuck zealots, man.
I just took the pills that are gonna kill me. I love all you /b/astards. Even the furry/trap fags. I love how you all kept me from the edge this long.
Goodnight, /b/.
Why the hell do people use macs again?
The amount of times mine has frozen and i cant use safari without it freezing with the fucking color wheel and mozilla isnt loading...
Your motherboard is toast. Send it out to get repaired or get a new one
>>682848658
So... because you are a fucking idiot who can't figure out the world's easiest interface, there is something wrong with Macs?
So tired of cunts like you. Go post on the I want my mom to change my diaper and jack me off forum.
>>682848986
This.
Use Chrome then fucktard
How often do you disgusting pieces of shit brush your teeth?
Brush and floss twice daily here, and I'm fucking British.
>inb4 pathetic excuses like "brushing twice daily is bad for your teeth" lmao
I haven't brushed my teeth almost 4 years
once a day. I dont feel like doing it in the evening. Yellow is the actual color of your teeth, but flossing is the secret to not rotting your teeth haha.
I rarely brush, like before meetings and dentist. Rarely have cavity's yes I would like to brush more but I'm a lazy pos
>>682848351
>in 4 years
Good lord man...
anime feet thread
which girl's feet are your favourite?
op's mom
Uh you are going to vote for my dad, right anon?
>>682849316
Yes and I love your tities girl!
Im not going to vote.
>>682849668
thanks anon! Make America Great Again! hehe
>>682849769
then you don't get an opinion :^)
Hello /b/! Help me find my fetish! Please!
>>682842755
sauce?
>>682842897
if i only had it :/
Cringe thread
Post your best cringe
Do it
>>682846073
Caspian, my man!
>>682846073
>be me, 12 years old
>super fucking weird, literally would roll around on the floor having fake seizures
>sit next to a girl I like in my math class
>get her to talk to me, and she for some reason decides to draw a little (like 1 inch) doodle on my arm
>I cherished that doodle
>got home and took pictures of it from multiple angles to look at when it eventually wore off
>didn't wash that arm for days, and would constantly show it to her
>"hey look, I still have that drawing you did!"
I hated middle school me.
>cringe
that's comedy you inept twat.
ITT: We find a working link to the DD video. Always have wanted to see this one
There is no valid reason to watch this crap.
I think I lost a part of my soul just browsing across the video.
It's decently easy to find in torrents. Tor is a must.
lol.
Its not hard to find anon, you just need to know where to look. Even if you find it, I highly suggest you dont watch it.
>>682847630
DD isn't so bad. But I watched the first 30 seconds or so of The Grifter about five years ago, and I still can't get it out of my mind...
Is it really that gross?
I heard there isn't any gore, just a little girl getting abused. It sounds fucked up but i think i old fag has seen worst on /b/...
Pls tell me is my dick small or regalar
Your dick looks like a 1 inch disaster created by the world's mistake called your parents fucked up day when they had to much to drink and had to put up with the person we know now as you,
>>682848338
You're good
>>682848338
yeah you're good man
>>682848338
pfffffffffffffff...
Waifu claiming thread
>Post pics
>Insult
>Discuss
>>682849330
ayy
Claiming While lurking!
Aqua AKA Ass Goddess Claimed
Ask a p-psychologist anything.
I'm h-here for you Anonymous!
How do i get someone to hate me ?
>>682850108
hey psycho senpai
what are some good philosophies for wanting to stay alive?
>>682850255
Easy. Walk away from them.
What if you were evil and you were fighting the justice league because you wanted to set the earth on fire but then wonder woman and green lantern set your tits on fire?
What would you do?
Assume your tits aren't damaged, but they're set on fire and are just on fire, but would you still be mad?
You have 7 seconds to explain why you aren't voting for Trump.
Because he is fascist.
>>682849227
you don't even know what that means.
>>682848998
Because i am a britfag
Because he's a meme candidate
Pictureswap.org thread
Upload pics you're too scared to share, post any good wins you find.
Got ingrown toenails removed. Who else here got this shit done and how long were you off your feet?
I got ingrown toenails to but dont want a fk doc to remove them to pain full
>>682838083
A couple days to a week. They had to cut into the skin to permanently remove parts of the toenails. Hurt like fuck when the numbing wore off. Kept me up all night.
>>682838662
Yea the numbing has just wore off me now and that shit is more painful than expected. I said to my Boss I'd be back to work on Monday but don't think I can now
>>682838250
It's a painless procedure and worth it. U get a few needles in your toes to numb them but that's not sore either. The pain afterwards is a bit extreme but in the long term will be well worth it
Where are your scars /b/?
I got this while I was recovering from Kawasaki Disease at Children's Hospital when I was 2 years old. I busted my lip on a pipe chair. My baby tooth ripped through my lip. No stitches, just healed that way.
>>682845224
i got three scars on my hand. i'd be immediately recognizable.
>>682845224
You got a pretty mouth boy
>>682845727
Lol
>>682845626
Pics?
>>682845727
Thanks, oh and female actually. I just just lack in the lip department.
Walk into sister's bedroom and see this
>wat do?
Burn it alive
suck it
fuck sisture
>>682846833
Hi sister, will you let me suck your dick again today?
So what happened?
too soon man
>>682846335
I always see this but dont know what it is
>>682846335
Fuck, too soon
>>682846582
+1
And I've been here since 2010 and I never get it dude.. Probably b8.
Hey guys, I'm having a little bit of a moral dilemma, that I believe has relevance to current events going on today - namely North Carolina and HB2.
I'm a transgender female. I was born in a man's body but identify as a female. I don't believe in conforming to sexist expectations as to what society believes are female qualities and I love the body I was born with. I would never mutilate myself to meet societal expectactions. So even though I'm objectively female, I have stereotypical "masculine" qualities (scruffy beard, beer belly, etc.).
Being a woman I of course believe I should go into the female bathroom, and do, but I'm morally questioning myself because all of the religious nut jobs and Trump tards. Mainly because I do enjoy masturbation in the privacy of a stall, it's just a fetish but harmless and legal because no one can see or hear me doing it. I'm totally within my legal rights to do this obviously...but all this talk of "oh my wife and daughter will be subjected blah blah" from all of these conservative psychopaths is making me question myself. Can anyone else relate?
>>682842647
Uh ok?
That was random...
>>682843028
>according to my calculations
>YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID
i couldn't deliver the message any clearer, pansy fairy-faggot
>>682843332
Oh you're a bigot lol