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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
So this forum it's like 9gag but edgier?
>>684131581
I want to say no, but... yeah, more or less.
Also way more malicious.
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>>684132390
Fucking heresy!!!
>>684133181
she doesn't look chinese
>>684131453
>:)
go die in a fire you attentionwhore-by-proxy newfag
>>684131700
lol what's the problem?
>>684131802
you are the cancer killing this site
Do go on
>>684132242
keep going friend
OC Cummy butts please, here's my ass
>>684130756
Fucking filth faggot
>kys
>>684130756
nice butt, but not a big fan of hair
>>684130984
I've been meaning to shave, my boyfriend wants to be a trap and i also would like to be one, think theres potential? i've got a slim body but idk if my ass could pass
>>684131603
Leave the hair, it's not that bad and you'd avoid prickles.
>>684131603
yea you have potential, but you look decent in twinkmode as well. would totally bang, you ll look awesome!
heres my butt
Anyone have any experience with building or trying to assemble a time machine? I really need to go back 3 years and take back having sex with my soon to be stepdaughter. I don't have many tools but I have 3 really long hdmi cables, hammer and a screwdriver. Any help would be much obliged kind anons.
You must acquire the flux capacitor of a broken printer.
>>684129985
I have two old hp printers from the 90s but where is this flux thing located? Is it in all printers? For your help here's a pic of my step daughter
>>684129657
You got enough tools. Here's what you do:
- Nail one end of one of the hdmi cables into the ceiling, fashion noose at the other end, place around neck,
- jam screwdriver into dickhole,
- use 2nd & 3rd hdmi cable to tie your hand and feet together,
- call stepdaughter into room,
- as she enters, hang yourself while screaming "for Narnia" as long as you can.
- this should make her forget you raping her
>>684130496
It wasn't rape she just came home drunk. I couldn't say no and now in constant fear of her telling my significant other.
>>684129657
That sounds like a murder kit. That would also solve the problem.
Hey guys how did I do in my first photo shoot?
>>684131430
You got the contrapposto down pat. Fire your photographer.
Guy behind the camera, good.
Girl in front of the camera, ugly tattoos, you fail at life.
She's underexposed.
>>684131430
fckn casual. Whats the point ? Message just wanna look good? No ofnece , real question.
This is for /p
ITT: We help newfags out with some 60's spidey memes
>inb4 derail
>>684129271
Am I doin' it right?
Spider man thread? sounds like a good way to start a loli thread
>>684129271
With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of 4chan: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in 4chan
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At...
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What happened to Pedobear? It used to be hilarious. SJW, cucks or just no longer funny?
pedo threads are discouraged ever since 4chan got bought out.
The people who got here after 2010 became the majority and none of them are intelligent enough to be moral nihilists.
>>684130833
Nah 4chan died when moot left,that's about it. Now it's just a bunch of plebitors and tumblrdykes people. Of course you have people like me who just troll these retards because they are easy to anger
the same that happend with everything it is used too much and the joke just stops being funny
try it again in about 5/6 years and you can make pedobear great again
>>684131057
Any Britchaps having a few alcoholic beverages tonight?
Post what you are drinking
Poorfag here on the tramp juice
>>684130473
frosty jake...
anon, sort your life out
I stopped drinking 3 weeks ago. Feels good man.
im on the turps m9
>>684130473
Heading to Lidl shortly for a crate of dubious quality Perlenbacher.
>>684131034
mahnigger.jpg
i normally get the cans of perly m8
Irish pic thread
>>684132197
Moar
>>684132197
YUSS
>>684132197
Shannon mckeon in the middle, little slut
Why do you faggots think liking traps isn't gay?
>>684129534
if you're attracted to the penis, it's bi
post op shemales are straight
It is gay, but I only fap to it like 1 out of 20 faps. That makes me 1/20th gay, making me 19/20 straight therefore not gay. Did that answer your question?
>>684129534
They like dick so much that a logical falicecy just adds.
>>684129534
it's like those guys that fap to loli but say they arn't pedos. it's because it's a fantisy they have no desire to act out so sure they might have a bit of gay in them but they are satisfied with vagina for the most part. I suppose its a bit like a fetish but non defining
>>684129534
not gay if feminine penis
WARNING READ AT OWN RISK
Since I was 11 (now 19) I had developed a strong fetish for my step mom.She is 49 now and still hot as fuck.For years I have been going trough dirty laundry to find her used panties.Her smell drives me insane.Jerking with her panties is my favorite thing to do.I had a few gf,but nothing satisfied me more than cuming on her panties or her bra.Even tho I love it, it is a problem now.I will soon move out and go to uni.I dont know how will i cope with out her.FUCK ME....
>i posted it
>AGAIN
sage
>>684129898
Bump
You've jerked with her underwear before just steal some for the road.
>>684131651
I agree...post the material.
If somebody can give advice to this thread because im dealing with a similar situation that would be great
>>684130651
My guess is some kinda of plastic surgeon.
>>684130651
Sure
>>684131048
Why the fuck is it censored op!
>>684131435
ha ha ha to tease you suckas
>>684131547
I'm out
Rate my ex bitch
Roll some dubs for more
no im ok thank you
The number of time this set has been posted is astounding
Hi Anons ^_^
Show me those Oreo tits
Timestamp + Tits or GTFO
>>684131474
Why?
>>684131165
timestamp---tits---or gtfo
its that simple
I like mixed chicks so good at fucking
Show pussy
Would you hit on a paraplegic girl at a costume party?
Sure, yolo
I'd fuvk her
is that supposed to be wings on her back?
Lets make this interesting, would many anons be interested in a paraplegic to begin with femanon or not? Shit sucks. Im a para aswell unfortunately but humans are fragile and men push sports too far.
>>684130832
They don't work... like her legs.
Hot Youtubers and streamers
>>684130447
Are you even looking at her flat inbred face? Penis shrinker for sure.
>>684130579
who dat ?
>>684130949
Virgin
Lets start Madison Ivy thread
Then post more
Ass shots?
White madison > brown madison
Blonde madison > brunette madison
black lipstick thread
now a depressed thread
>be me
>ask girl of my dreams if she likes me
>flatout says not at all
I'm going to say I'm a 5/10 and skinny not fat
and I really take these kind of things to heart
>>684132124
Post pics of you, and of her. Let /b/ decide your fates.
>>684132241
I can't don't have a camera
>>684132124
oi wtf is this shit
THIS IS MY FUCKING THREAD GTFO PIECE OF SHIT LOSER FAGGOT
>>684132124
>be a fucking faggot
>girl doesn't like me
>kill myself
As salaamu' alaikum brothers.
Jummah Mubarak. Where did you go/are you going for Friday prayers?
Today I took a western colleague of mine to the Mosque with me. He is at a low point in his life and needed to find inner peace. After leaving the mosque he told me he feels inspired and entranced. It's like Allah spoke to him directly.
He is considering coming to Islam. Masha' Allah.
I am glad I could help him improve his life. We should all be striving to do this. Inviting others the true path is one of the most rewarding acts in Islam.
Brothers,
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Wa Salaamu alaukum
Islamic religion is nice, but this is still bait.
So many western children are enjoying learning about Islam. Many will even grow up to accept Islam. Masha Allah.
until islam can produce more sicentist it will be the most biggest of the ingorent relgions that is full of itself
>>684127797
yeah..more bombers
don't sit for a moment till you've drilled the earth in ass
Post pics you want cock/cum tributed
There were a few anons last thread delivering
>>684131313
pray for no desu
>131313 friday the Thirteenth ur fucked anon gg
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