got into this girls old bfs iCloud, such a cuck loser with some of the texts anyone interested in them? will post nudes as well
Hell yeah haha bring em on
no thanks. have a nice day
Lurking... Interested
SURE
i constantly ask myself, what is stopping me from having legal sex with all those beautiful gorgeous women on this planet?
why am i still clued to the fucking screen every day all day.
>>684133261
crippling depression
>>684133261
Your looks, obviously.
Nowhere to meet people.
All the girls around here are fat anyway.
These are the excuses I give myself.
>>684133639
/thread
Hey guys
Will be having sex for the first time next week
how do i act like a pro/even know wtf i'm doing?
not wizard but close to it at this point. embarassing but fuck it right? finally down to get rid of all that shame on passing on girls when I was younger and so completely awkward/cringeworthy/couldn't recognize women's signals they were constantly giving me.....
any advice is welcome. THANKSSS
will be bumping with Ass
if your a guy, practice with a condom, lick her pussy at the top where the clit is. than put on condom do your thing first times will suck.
In Belgium the whites are fully integrated...multiculturalism works.
>Constantin
>that pic near the bottom
It would take me like 5 seconds to dox you
Hi, Constantin
HELLOOOO, BEAUTIFUL
>>684134256
here is the original OP. some jerks trying to get me doxxed by posting this screenshot.
whats her name /b/
>>684132866
Boxxy, also checked
Bruna
Irene.
Sarah. She left me about 2 weeks ago. I'm still having emotional breakdowns sometimes, when i think about her...
my "Indian / Pakistani chicks" folder is empty, help me fill it out
You'll have an explosive folder
>>684132700
LOL.
Why not just delete system32 yourself anon, and save yourself the heart break or a beautiful woman blowing it up for you?
>>684132700
i laughed
bump
I took my iPad to a repair shop close to my home, they guys at the repair shop fucked up the screen replacement and wanted to make me pay even more for the repair that was quoted for 60 dollars just for the screen. It´s been almost 3 months and they keep on telling me that they were waiting for a specific part to arrive from china, and now they have it but the will fix (what they damaged by themselves in the first place) with no warranty and at my own risk.
b/ what should I do
pic related
do it your fucking self and stop paying wetbacks hundreds to attatch a few ribbon cables
actually just throw it out and kill yourself for not knowing how to operate a fucking screwdriver
>>684133028
Stop being an apple fag boy and never buy from them again.
>>684133186
This too
>>684133028
but getting fucked in the ass is your thing.
ITT: moments of fame and notoriety experienced by /b/-dwelling anons
No real names necessary, and doesn'r really have to be /b/-related
https://youtu.be/KDaM8jIOwBs
I was the one holding the camera during this debacle.
I was an extra on a tv show. The hbo series treme
I own small record label and my music is regularly played at local party events.
I mean, it's nothing big, but damn...it really makes me happy when people enjoy my works.
I knew a horrible crime was going to be committed before it was. (A friend was going to do it, and told me before he did it)
Then it happened, and I never said a word about it.
I knew who did it, and the police were everywhere canvassing, searching, interviewing. They came to my door and I said I didn't know a thing, they left a card and left.
They arrested someone else. Some guy with mental issues. Saw friend after this, at a bar and he was shooting pool. He just shot me a smile and wink, and we never talked about it.
My friend is a sociopath. And I am an enabler.
Okay /b/.
What are you gonna do before you die that you can look back on as you lay in your hospital bed and think "Yeah that was cool and I'm glad I did that shit."?
pic related: gonna to get some land in the country and a giant barn and fill it with fixed cats that were gonna be killed by local shelters.
breath helium and join jesus
>>684132461
gonna find and burn a barn full of cats
>>684132635
Lol.. lolol.
>>684132635
plz no
FB fap thread.
>>684134252
>>684134252
Is it the mother or the child? After all this is / b / ...
How does it feel to be literally subhuman compared to north-european folk?
>>684132563
i'm north european.
Haista paska ja painu vittuun
It really feels good, I'm swedish myself.
>>684132787
haluutko puukosta
enjoy your winters
What do you think this does?
Creates dubs.
>>684133147
here it fucking goes
Probably blows up my lab or a tory.
>>684133323
god damn it deedee, you so stupid.. u cant even do quints right
Kahoot raid. Do it, /b/ros. It's a private school with 7th graders, but I'm a TA. Scar these faggots.
>>684133203
im in
in da game
>>684133203
im horse pussy
>>684133203
post pics of the names
So this forum it's like 9gag but edgier?
>>684131581
I want to say no, but... yeah, more or less.
Also way more malicious.
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>>684132390
Fucking heresy!!!
>>684133181
she doesn't look chinese
>>684131453
>:)
go die in a fire you attentionwhore-by-proxy newfag
>>684131700
lol what's the problem?
>>684131802
you are the cancer killing this site
Do go on
OC Cummy butts please, here's my ass
>>684130756
Fucking filth faggot
>kys
>>684130756
nice butt, but not a big fan of hair
>>684130984
I've been meaning to shave, my boyfriend wants to be a trap and i also would like to be one, think theres potential? i've got a slim body but idk if my ass could pass
>>684131603
Leave the hair, it's not that bad and you'd avoid prickles.
Anyone have any experience with building or trying to assemble a time machine? I really need to go back 3 years and take back having sex with my soon to be stepdaughter. I don't have many tools but I have 3 really long hdmi cables, hammer and a screwdriver. Any help would be much obliged kind anons.
You must acquire the flux capacitor of a broken printer.
>>684129985
I have two old hp printers from the 90s but where is this flux thing located? Is it in all printers? For your help here's a pic of my step daughter
>>684129657
You got enough tools. Here's what you do:
- Nail one end of one of the hdmi cables into the ceiling, fashion noose at the other end, place around neck,
- jam screwdriver into dickhole,
- use 2nd & 3rd hdmi cable to tie your hand and feet together,
- call stepdaughter into room,
- as she enters, hang yourself while screaming "for Narnia" as long as you can.
- this should make her forget you raping her
>>684130496
It wasn't rape she just came home drunk. I couldn't say no and now in constant fear of her telling my significant other.
Hey guys how did I do in my first photo shoot?
>>684131430
You got the contrapposto down pat. Fire your photographer.
Guy behind the camera, good.
Girl in front of the camera, ugly tattoos, you fail at life.
She's underexposed.
>>684131430
fckn casual. Whats the point ? Message just wanna look good? No ofnece , real question.
ITT: We help newfags out with some 60's spidey memes
>inb4 derail
>>684129271
Am I doin' it right?
Spider man thread? sounds like a good way to start a loli thread
What happened to Pedobear? It used to be hilarious. SJW, cucks or just no longer funny?
pedo threads are discouraged ever since 4chan got bought out.
The people who got here after 2010 became the majority and none of them are intelligent enough to be moral nihilists.
>>684130833
Nah 4chan died when moot left,that's about it. Now it's just a bunch of plebitors and tumblrdykes people. Of course you have people like me who just troll these retards because they are easy to anger
the same that happend with everything it is used too much and the joke just stops being funny
try it again in about 5/6 years and you can make pedobear great again
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